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Alyssa, 39

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About Me

Seeking to teach college English and write books. Funny and charming. I love to laugh. Spoofs often. Not interested in anyone without healthy interests of their own or without a photo. I like to get out of town occasionally or go and catch a new flick. Also enjoy simple bbqs or a nice, long Sunday drive in the country. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Simple, different, fun

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Sheena

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Biggest turn-on: literacy (not kidding!). /s (dunno if that made it bold, but it is THAT important)the offense quote's from a song, good sign if you know it... I actually accidentally offend at times (TBI), but all in all... probably still trueOK, new quotation, but can't disrespect CMFT by putting it on top of his.... Red M&M: "It hurts!! But I kinda like it... " ;)New revelation. They should make kids have audio text only (as long as they don't do it driving). It's like, enunciate or go insane. Might move us back up the spiral a little language-wise Added a ***pic (the one with 4 eyes). I fully admit I'm 38 yrs old & play with temporary tattoos. I have 6 real ones, but all discreet. Still haven't given up on my phd & a future prestigious career as a world reknowned brilliant neuropsychologist. (Course once my brilliance is established... I'll ink to my heart's content) :)I can msg on here fine from my phone. I have no reason to go straight to texting you. I'm not quick to give out my number. I'm kinda the nerdy type. If the closest you come to reading is the captions on pics in Maxim, you'd find me really annoying (& I'll avoid saying how I'd compare to the pics...). Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with a guy who occasionally thinks with his other head, just not *** that one. I actually don't care that he reads a lot either. Just that he CAN. And writes that way. Graduate degree means beyond a bachelors. It does not mean you graduated High School. Just lettin' some obviously confused guys know... in case they wanna change something on their profile. Dunno if this might avoid some time wasted, but if you like rap or R&B, we're really not compatible. If you're young enough to consider yourself "mature for your age", we're really not compatible. If you add ING without dropping the E we're REALLY not compatible. When someone says "I seen", "it was wrote", "it's broke" or "he/she don't", it makes my skin CRAWL. That seems obnoxious to some folks, but its my native language & hearing it butchered feels criminal. I'm 5'8 so if you're saying you're 5'7 (& I'm not really looking for vanilla, but I'd be willing to try it. Ideally, I'd like a loving sadist. If that describes you, PLEASE msg mefavorite quote. something like "we do not stop playing as we grow older,we grow older as we stop playing" I'm not sure I care about the first meeting. Just a chemistry test. What's interesting is if there's a second.

  • Jalisa

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Let me start off by saying, I live a distance from some people but if ur tht interested in actually meeting a very good woman than distance shouldn't be a problem! Its a 2 way street. Otherwise, i'm a single, divorced mother of two amazing boys. God has definetly blessed me & my family! I am an overly honest woman & I'm looking for the same from anyone that is in my life. I love getting out & having fun no matter what it is. A man tht has morals & values, tht doesn't lie, cheat or keeps secrets & communication is a must!!! I believe any problem can be worked out w/ a level head & 2 people willing to do so. Whatever we decide to do. ;-)

  • Macie

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Well i like mostly all music.n Im easy going.l have 3 children that r my life.i enjoy being outside from camping to fishing or going to the. Beach.i lv animals .i enjoy meeting new people.if. u want to know more feel free to ask. LETS TALK

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