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Erlinda
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Actually the best term to describe me as well as Foodie would be Super Mega Dork :)Before we begin the long tedious conversations of nothingness, Monty Python is the ultimate deal breaker. If you absolutely dislike it and can't watch the movies or tv series with me then you might as well not even bother reading the rest ....And if you do! F•cking A! Enjoy my auto biography! :)FactsI Love: Bacon, Coffee, Tattoos (I have every intention of getting full sleeves on both arms and my whole back done), piercings (I have labret and eyebrow), my cats ( no never not ever going to get rid of them for anyone so if you hate cats or are severely allergic then just move along and don't even bother dude), hardcore/punk/metal/alternative shows (also love classic rock, classical music, reggae, jazz, blues... Etc. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE!!!!!), karaoke nights!!!, chillin with friends, good food (fyi everything is better with bacon), movies, monster energy drinks (so far its my favorite crack juice), watching re***The Holy Grail, Star Wars ***THE ONLY TRILOGY I ACKNOWLEDGE!•t i am overweight and I'm a work in progress, if you are a shallow narcissist please go bother someone else), bonfires, sleep, conversations that last longer than 2 mins and don't start off with "you're cute " , "wanna party", "hi" or "wanna chat"..... If your brain power doesn't extend a bit further than those mentioned when you are actually trying to find someone to compliment your existence, you might as well give up and try a local dive bar where that kind of lame crap actually works on brainless twats... And B to the W, if your pics include you doing a "duck face" please do the world a big fat f••kin favor and crawl back into your mothers womb *** Tourettes" and if you guessed uncontrollably breaking out into song at random moments you are indeed correct, I make a sh•$1 I ever spent on a app LOL)I'm definitely a sarcastic smart ass most of the time which I consider part of my wonderful charmLOL I do not want to deal with any Bullsh•t games, baby mama drama, broke ass, jobless, or heavy drug addicts, if you fit one or all of the mentioned kindly f••k off. Been there done that burned the bridges that i used to light my way... Just looking for someone who f••kin gets me.... for all the good, quirky, random, weird, awesomeness and flaws... and vice versa. DOUCHETARDS NEED NOT APPLY!!! Quotes Clementine: "Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a f••ked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.""We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find some one whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it LOVE."---Dr. Seuss maybe a bar to play darts, coffee shop, mini golf, walk around a park,laser tag, etc...
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Lorenza
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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I have been a designer for over six years and still love it! I love to travel and believe a vacation at least once a year is an absolute necessity in life, and will take every corny tourist photo you can imagine. I live for the spontaneous moments in life, and nights with friends you will never forget! I enjoy spending time with my large family and spoiling my godchild. I am a hard worker and would like to meet someone who brings out the fun side of me. I am a firm believer that you get out what you put in, so I thought I would give this another try in hopes of finding someone I click with. Somewhere low key where there's not a lot of pressure on either of us. Meeting up for coffee or a drink after work sounds good to me.
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Monserrate
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I'm Nikkie. Im looking for excitement. I'm done with the job interview called dating.I love aggressive guys!Sorry not into black guys. I am a thick woman. Done fighting....I wanna be fought for!!! WOW ME!