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ErlindaOnline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Actually the best term to describe me as well as Foodie would be Super Mega Dork :)Before we begin the long tedious conversations of nothingness, Monty Python is the ultimate deal breaker. If you absolutely dislike it and can't watch the movies or tv series with me then you might as well not even bother reading the rest ....And if you do! F•cking A! Enjoy my auto biography! :)FactsI Love: Bacon, Coffee, Tattoos (I have every intention of getting full sleeves on both arms and my whole back done), piercings (I have labret and eyebrow), my cats ( no never not ever going to get rid of them for anyone so if you hate cats or are severely allergic then just move along and don't even bother dude), hardcore/punk/metal/alternative shows (also love classic rock, classical music, reggae, jazz, blues... Etc. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE!!!!!), karaoke nights!!!, chillin with friends, good food (fyi everything is better with bacon), movies, monster energy drinks (so far its my favorite crack juice), watching re***The Holy Grail, Star Wars ***THE ONLY TRILOGY I ACKNOWLEDGE!•t i am overweight and I'm a work in progress, if you are a shallow narcissist please go bother someone else), bonfires, sleep, conversations that last longer than 2 mins and don't start off with "you're cute " , "wanna party", "hi" or "wanna chat"..... If your brain power doesn't extend a bit further than those mentioned when you are actually trying to find someone to compliment your existence, you might as well give up and try a local dive bar where that kind of lame crap actually works on brainless twats... And B to the W, if your pics include you doing a "duck face" please do the world a big fat f••kin favor and crawl back into your mothers womb *** Tourettes" and if you guessed uncontrollably breaking out into song at random moments you are indeed correct, I make a sh•$1 I ever spent on a app LOL)I'm definitely a sarcastic smart ass most of the time which I consider part of my wonderful charmLOL I do not want to deal with any Bullsh•t games, baby mama drama, broke ass, jobless, or heavy drug addicts, if you fit one or all of the mentioned kindly f••k off. Been there done that burned the bridges that i used to light my way... Just looking for someone who f••kin gets me.... for all the good, quirky, random, weird, awesomeness and flaws... and vice versa. DOUCHETARDS NEED NOT APPLY!!! Quotes Clementine: "Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a f••ked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.""We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find some one whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it LOVE."---Dr. Seuss maybe a bar to play darts, coffee shop, mini golf, walk around a park,laser tag, etc...
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MaritzaOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
:) Hiiii! I have 30 piercings and 1 tattoo... I have a beautiful healthy 5 year old son. I'm pretty laid back, easy to please. Im full of sarcasm! Im down for pretty much anything, i'll try anything once. I'm looking for someone to have fun with and possibly a relationship. I've had my share of mistakes, so this time I'm being VERY picky! I'm outspoken, goofy, not shy! If theres anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm an open book. If you want to WOW me, dont jump to the sexual questions right away.I'm the type of girl that picks converse over heels anyday! •I'm a phlebotomist in an ER. •A nursing student• •Body paint "model"/dancer. •I teach a hip hop, R&B and reggae dance class and a strip/lap dance class... I'M NOT A STRIPPER, NEVER HAVE BEEN! Just teach! Drinks, dance and take over the world would be fine with me!
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SherrylOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I've been up here for about five years now. I assumed leaving little Cape Cod and moving to the "big city" would make it easier to meet people but with work taking up a lot of my time, and my single friends dropping like flies, I thought this might be a good fun option. I love my job, and there's always plenty of places to grab a drink after work. I also enjoy just getting out exploring the city, and finding somewhere new for dinner or a drink. Most weekends during the summer I head down to the Cape to visit family and friends and beach it.