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ErlindaOnline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Actually the best term to describe me as well as Foodie would be Super Mega Dork :)Before we begin the long tedious conversations of nothingness, Monty Python is the ultimate deal breaker. If you absolutely dislike it and can't watch the movies or tv series with me then you might as well not even bother reading the rest ....And if you do! F•cking A! Enjoy my auto biography! :)FactsI Love: Bacon, Coffee, Tattoos (I have every intention of getting full sleeves on both arms and my whole back done), piercings (I have labret and eyebrow), my cats ( no never not ever going to get rid of them for anyone so if you hate cats or are severely allergic then just move along and don't even bother dude), hardcore/punk/metal/alternative shows (also love classic rock, classical music, reggae, jazz, blues... Etc. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE!!!!!), karaoke nights!!!, chillin with friends, good food (fyi everything is better with bacon), movies, monster energy drinks (so far its my favorite crack juice), watching re***The Holy Grail, Star Wars ***THE ONLY TRILOGY I ACKNOWLEDGE!•t i am overweight and I'm a work in progress, if you are a shallow narcissist please go bother someone else), bonfires, sleep, conversations that last longer than 2 mins and don't start off with "you're cute " , "wanna party", "hi" or "wanna chat"..... If your brain power doesn't extend a bit further than those mentioned when you are actually trying to find someone to compliment your existence, you might as well give up and try a local dive bar where that kind of lame crap actually works on brainless twats... And B to the W, if your pics include you doing a "duck face" please do the world a big fat f••kin favor and crawl back into your mothers womb *** Tourettes" and if you guessed uncontrollably breaking out into song at random moments you are indeed correct, I make a sh•$1 I ever spent on a app LOL)I'm definitely a sarcastic smart ass most of the time which I consider part of my wonderful charmLOL I do not want to deal with any Bullsh•t games, baby mama drama, broke ass, jobless, or heavy drug addicts, if you fit one or all of the mentioned kindly f••k off. Been there done that burned the bridges that i used to light my way... Just looking for someone who f••kin gets me.... for all the good, quirky, random, weird, awesomeness and flaws... and vice versa. DOUCHETARDS NEED NOT APPLY!!! Quotes Clementine: "Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a f••ked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.""We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find some one whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it LOVE."---Dr. Seuss maybe a bar to play darts, coffee shop, mini golf, walk around a park,laser tag, etc...
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HeikeOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
No I don't want a pic of your penis. Don't ask me anymore.. K thanks :) no I don't want to "hang out"(sleep with you the first time we meet) if I don't respond to your text right away, the last thing I should do is come back to a text from you saying is there a reason why I have not responded right away...I just want a normal guy... Someone to watch football with me on Sunday, and Mondays, and some Thursdays and sometimes Saturdays haha. To not be mad when im not up your ass all the time, because I won't be and I don't expect you to be either. Someone who understand my son come before anything and everything in the world, and no one will take that place away from him. Is this really a lot to ask for ?!!! ...
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MariamOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I'm not your typical girly girl, more like the girl next door. I'm most comfortable in jeans and a t-shirt, catching a game at the local bar rather than caking on makeup and hitting the club. My sports teams are Redskins, Orioles, and the Capitals but don't mind a little friendly rivalry if you have a different team.I have a tight-knit group of friends that I like to hang out with and take in local museums, playing nerdy board games like Talisman, and spontaneously rocking out to 80's pop songs. I travel as much as I can; I have been to most of the islands in the Caribbean. I still wish to visit Australia, Japan and Singapore. I love movies of all kinds, well almost all movies. I'm not a huge fan of chick flicks and Will Ferrell movies, Old School excluded. A few of my favorite movies are *** Down, Sin City, Kill Bill, Serenity/Firefly, Terminator/Terminator2 and Snatch. The only thing I have never been able to enjoy musically would have to be Rap. Just not my style. I enjoy reading as an escape. I have a few authors I follow J.T. When it comes to what I'm looking for, I want a guy who complements me more than completes me. Someone who shares some of my interests, but has his own...I'm not looking for my twin! And above all else I'm looking for someone with a fun, vibrant and corky personality that loves to laugh as much as I do. Driving range Day trip to DC to see the sites/museum