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Tarsha, 28

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About Me

My Ideal Man: Insecure, Narcissist, with mommy issues... SAID NO ONE EVER!Having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.-Seriously I jumped out of a plane !!!Sorry, you misinterpreted my brilliant joke as horribly offensive.Men who can't act like men, piss me off. Lets keep it real, I already have a vagina, I don't need another one.A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world... oh sorry, thats wine... wine does that.If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles *** milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.Sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.The moral of the story is, I don't like games, I'm as real as they come, so I'm going to say what I think, take it or leave it ;) If you're still reading, and aren't intimidated by my sense of humor... Send me a message. If i like what I see and read I'll get back to you... As long as you know how to laugh, I'm sure we'll have fun...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Akilah

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    I feel silly talking about myself...I love litsening to music. Not anything specific, just anything that I decide I like. I am always looking for new songs and music I like. It just makes me happy! Music can fix any bad mood I'm in. I'm creative...a little artsy, but not like hard core, lol.I just like to find the beauty in things may it be in music, books, photos, or life. Sometimes if I don't have a camera or a phone, and I have a perfect moment I want to remember, I do a "mental ***;, I tell myself to just remrmber this moment always, and take a mental *** yeah, I like drawing, photography, reading (ALOT)...I recently moved here from the south, and don't know anybody. I wanted to come here and start my life over. So, in all, I haven't lived up here in almost seventeen years. It's not easy, but it's probably the best decision I've ever made.And as for something personal about me...well, I love to joke around. Humor and laughing is the best feeling ever for me! I do tend to be sarcastic and joke around often. But I personally don't think life should be so serious. It's so much easier when we can laugh at ourselves. I'm easy to please. Simple is great to me. It doesn't have to cost anything. Like going for a walk somewhere, or to the beach, or even act like kids and swing on the swingset at the playground. It's just a first date, there will always be more time to be serious and go on dinner dates and whatnot. But I like to get to know people first. Dinner cooked at his house would even be great! There is no one right or perfect answer.

  • Odelia

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    Most people guess I’’m not sure if that’s good or bad but I do love the South!). I’m a goofy, independent, Christian girl who loves to laugh and be a little ridiculous if it makes someone smile. I’ve been known to be a tad inappropriate at times and will always laugh at “that’s what she said” or a fart joke (probably what makes me so popular with the kids at church – I have the sense of humor of a 6 year old!). I can be pretty sarcastic and can take it as well as dish it out in good fun. At the same time I’m the kind of person who will send you a funny text, leave you a note, or give you a backrub if you’re having a bad day. I know when to be serious and work hard at everything I do.I love all kinds of art (creating and admiring) and have a BFA in Metals and Jewelry. I would love to make my living making art someday, but for now, I’m really good at my current job and enjoy it (most of the time).I can walk in the highest of heels with the best of ‘em but I also watch sports, play sports, love action movies, and can laugh right along with the boys. I am a HUGE Phillies fan and have an appreciation for all other sports as well. My faith is very important to me and it would be awesome if you were interested in being as involved at church as I am. I’ve made the mistake of dating guys who didn’t share my beliefs and I don’t intend to do it again. Relationships are hard enough when you are on the same page, let alone when you’re not.Although I’m almost always up for adventure, I also appreciate a low key night at home just hanging out. I love to travel and hope to visit all of the US ***states +). I’ If you are looking for a travel buddy too, that’s a huge plus!What else I’m looking for: an honest, responsible, Christian guy who can make me laugh. Someone who means what he says and says what he means. I promise to do the same. I need someone who can appreciate how creative and silly I can be (I almost always get on the fan-o-vision at games for my antics) but can also be serious when the situation calls for it. I will always support those I love and I am looking for someone who does the same. Players need not apply. I am looking for a relationship that can develop into something serious. I like to meet for coffee---no pressure dating. If it works out, great, we can hang out more. If not, it was just coffee.

  • Heike

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    No I don't want a pic of your penis. Don't ask me anymore.. K thanks :) no I don't want to "hang out"(sleep with you the first time we meet) if I don't respond to your text right away, the last thing I should do is come back to a text from you saying is there a reason why I have not responded right away...I just want a normal guy... Someone to watch football with me on Sunday, and Mondays, and some Thursdays and sometimes Saturdays haha. To not be mad when im not up your ass all the time, because I won't be and I don't expect you to be either. Someone who understand my son come before anything and everything in the world, and no one will take that place away from him. Is this really a lot to ask for ?!!! ...

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