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This is the box where everyone is good looking, happy and seriously looking or as I call it the "little box o' lies". Ok, let's be real, at our age we have experience and some road mileage. I'm a bicycling advocate and participate in many of the cycling events, the same is true with motorcycling and yes that pretty teal scooter is mine.If you can not spell or string together a complete sentence or you think 2 and 4, and U and B are words we will definitely NOT be a match. I loath lazy english. THE SAME WITH TYPING IN ALL UPPERCASE. If you voted for Obama and admit it in public we will never get along.Let's skip a bunch of nonsense and just meet for a few minutes, eyeball each other and have a chat. I'm good for 3 ***, then I am through. I'm here to meet someone and GET OFF of here, not send endless *** weather and flower growth,I do not talk on the phone, I do it all day and when I'm done for the day I never answer it. I do not give out my number to people I have not met. Step up and sound off, Let's get this show rolling, I don't bite.I do NOT date cigarette smokers or anti gun nuts, I carry a firearm everywhere, everyday. I have no patience for friends of Bill W. Bunch of crybaby whiners that substitute coffee and cigarettes for alcohol, re telling drinking stories. pathetic losers.Other than that everything else is ok. ***friendly. I go to church every Sunday and have a strong faith, I've been at the same church my entire life.I am not a Bible thumper, in fact I regularly cheese off Bible thumpers. I have no qualms about moving, I'll pack up and go with the right woman without hesitation. However you all seem to be a bunch of chickens trying to figure out how to get across the road. Remember these words...."Everything is better with BACON" and chocolate, and bacon and chocolate together is heavenly.Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was Bacon on the other side.Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?to get tho the same side,I am on a quest for the ultimate cheeseburger from little mom and pop diners made with meat from a local butcher the quest must naturally be pursued on the motorcycle. I do not eat at chain restaurants, only locally owned family operated establishments. OH, if you list yourself as a non smoker you may want to not post pics of yourself SMOKING! Step out of the bathroom and have a friend take your picture for you, SMILE, look happy. Duck lips,,,,JUST STOP DOING IT. So many sour faced bitter women that don't smile, you will never get a date, nobody wants to go out with a grouch.Google has eliminated the need to ask questions, use it, embrace it.If your profile is a list of TV shows you watch and bands you like, we will not get along.Stop the YOLO crap, You LIVE every day you only Die once.I hate clowns, always have always willI do not trust people without pets.I am not a fan of zoo's, they make me sad.;Borrow" Second date, we get married in Vegas Naturally by Elvis, and open a roadside bacon and soup restaurant with no tables, chairs or spoons. We'll call it "Hand soup for you"

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'1"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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