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EvolutionOffline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-48
Hi! My name is Evolution. I am never married other caucasian man with kids from Smithfield, Rhode Island, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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BenjaminOffline
Man. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-31
I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Jets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire.I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. I bat .400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.**** I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in the us, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a spoon and a toaster oven.I breed prize-winning clams.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer moosehead. I have a few great ideas
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MaxtonOffline
Man. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-29
Hii! I've lived in Kelowna for about 3 years? now and enjoy it a lot. I'm from a small town called ***mile originally...... not a lot of people even know where that is. I wanna save enough money till i decide what i really want to do. I love: animals, camping, being outside on nice sunny days and inside watching movies on rainy days, trying to hit the gym at least 5 times a week, beach and boating when ever possible, music basically anything except for country.....but i dont mind a good country song once and a while, love tattoos, and piercings but i had to take mine out for work so they have since healed over. I can be kind of a nerd at times too :) something that doesnt involve us just grabbing coffee or sitting doing nothing