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Benjamin, 24
United States, Rhode Island, Smithfield

Offline, last seen Mon, 12 Jan 2026 17:48:12

About Me

I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single- I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Jets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire.I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. I bat .400. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.**** I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in the us, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a spoon and a toaster oven.I breed prize-winning clams.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer moosehead. I have a few great ideas

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

R&B Chinese Turkish Singing
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