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OfeliaOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
• I’m a superhero. Special power: I go invisible in large crowds and hallways. (My daughter claims it’s because I’m short. Wtf does she know, she’s 16.)• I don’t have a single tattoo. I’m not opposed, I just wish they were animated.• I love tattoos! Head to toe.• I am not politically correct.• I hear “MOMMMM... YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!” every single day. I usually respond “ohhhh... F*ck!”. If there’s such thing as social Tourette’s, I might have it.• Two piercings. One there ? and one there ?• If you’re 6ft or taller, I will laugh at you if you’re scared of heights.• I hate pubic hair. On the body is gross. On toilet seats, bathtubs, floors, pillows, it’s freaken disgusting!• I hate crowds... But if there’s live music and a couple beers, I’M IN! I absolutely love live music.• I don’t recycle. I’m not opposed to it, I just don’t do it.• I’m hella excited about the zombie apocalypse. Team Zombie!• I do have a checklist for what I definitely don’t want in my life (see below). Otherwise, you’re golden.• I’m not looking for a dad for my daughter, and I don’t want your babies. I had one, I got fixed, end of. Please note: I don’t have the ex parent baggage or the freak child who makes life miserable for anyone I date. She’s respectful, welcoming and independent.• I’ve never had a hamburger. Yes I’m vegetarian. No it’s not about the animals. I’d eat them bloody, they just make me sick.• I don’t want to go hunting or fishing with you. Wait! If it’s hunting Sasquatch.... HELLS YEAH! F*CK YEAH!. Driving to the mountains to put a pole and some string in some water... no. Never.• I’ve never drank a cup of coffee. I like my tea. I don’t care what you eat or drink.• I don’t cook.• People smell. Especially Elevator People. Bus People are the worst.• My English is crap. I wish it was because it’s my second language. It’s not, I don’t know any other languages.• There’s a reason I don’t have loads of photos. I’m shy, and fatter then average (not beached whale fat, jeeze). If we meet, don’t be heartbroken when you don’t see a model. Just being honest.• Been told I smile too much. Dimples are deceiving, like now actually. They make you look like you’re smiling, even in those “oh f*ck, what have I gotten myself into” moments.• I’m not controlling or one of those women that freaks out about you going out with friends. Enjoy life, and your friends.• Not only do I drive, but I drive a stick. Bus People smell awful, remember? I do drive an orange jeep. Yes, I know it looks like a midget bus, it makes me smile.• I’m socially awkward so I need someone who isn’t, because well… it’s just easier that way. • Oh, and I swear.It might sting a little... Or a lot.• You must not live in mommy’s or daddy’s home/garage/basement/car/tent because it’s free. And FFS please don’t call them mommy or daddy!• You must know how to do your laundry and know how to put a sheet on the bed.• Hopefully you drive, and I don’t care what you drive. I won’t be impressed if your car is straight off the set of the fast and the furious. Equally, I won’t be impressed that you ride your bicycle to work because it’s “good for the environment”.• No criminals please.. wait, I guess it depends on the crime and situation. We’ll talk.• No virgins, or nearly virgins. I don’t want you if you’ve only had one or two girlfriends… and that was around high school…. but she really loved you…. because she talked to you that once, so you stalked her… but that doesn’t count because you were in the area anyway o.O• If you look like you belong on a rapist/child molester warning poster, I’m not interested.• You must not see “shadow people” or have been abducted by aliens.• Bald men are sexy, balding men look like they’re on the poster I mentioned earlier.• Please, if you’re socially awkward, don’t message me. It’s hard enough already.
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HilmaOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I'm NOT into hunting. It's not my thing. I don't mind if you do but I won't be going hunting with you lol I love animals too much.I prefer someone who is confident (not OVERLY confident), and someone who can hold a conversation. I don't like dating someone with insecurity issues.I'm Christy, I work full time and have a part time job on the side and I'm going back to school to get my business degree. It's hard to meet people with my schedule :) I enjoy photography, kayaking, paddle boarding, running, camping, traveling, playing pool, cooking, baking, working in the yard, and spending time with friends and family. I'm also a beer and wine nerd and enjoy checking out breweries and wineries. I like action movies, comedies and some drama but my favorite is a good horror movie, I can't get enough of them! I like most music but don't really care for rap. I have a good sense of humor and have my witty moments, I tend to be very sarcastic and sometimes dry. I enjoy working out whether it's running, biking, or lifting weights. I like to eat healthy with the occasional splurge and I'm looking to meet someone with the same interests. I'm very casual and laid back, more of a jeans a Tshirt or shorts and a tank top type. I don't mind getting dressed up every once in a while but it's not really my thing.; Brody) they're my "kids". Something low key.
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EmmieOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I hate these things just an FYI. I work for the army as a civilian and absolutely love working for them. I worked for TSA before that for 7 years and hated that. I was a foster parent for 5 years and found it to be very rewarding and eventually would like to do it again. From doing foster care I adopted my son who is 7. I'm so greatful he s in my life. He teaches me that you can overcome any obstacle that is put in your way.. The first 5 years of his childhood where horrible and he has came so far. I do want kids of my own. I come from a crazy loud Irish family and couldn't I imagine only have one or two kids. I'm pretty much down for any type of activity or hobby as long as it doesnt involve small enclosed places and any techno music. Lol. I love to travel and usually go on two to three big vacations a year. My son has probably been more places then most kids his age. LolI'm looking for my soulmate and best friend. Along the way if I make some new friends that would be awesome. I'm not looking for one night stands or sexual encounters and most important drama. I have respect for my self and body. If you are a convicted criminal, don't have a driver license or a car please keep on moving. I don't mean to sound mean but those are things at my age that are unacceptable. Oh and if you don't want kids or don't like kids keep on moving. My little guy will always come first.