Total users: 62,100,835 Online users: 223,757
Ofelia, 35
United States, Pennsylvania, Shamokin

Online

About Me

• I’m a superhero. Special power: I go invisible in large crowds and hallways. (My daughter claims it’s because I’m short. Wtf does she know, she’s 16.)• I don’t have a single tattoo. I’m not opposed, I just wish they were animated.• I love tattoos! Head to toe.• I am not politically correct.• I hear “MOMMMM... YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!” every single day. I usually respond “ohhhh... F*ck!”. If there’s such thing as social Tourette’s, I might have it.• Two piercings. One there ? and one there ?• If you’re 6ft or taller, I will laugh at you if you’re scared of heights.• I hate pubic hair. On the body is gross. On toilet seats, bathtubs, floors, pillows, it’s freaken disgusting!• I hate crowds... But if there’s live music and a couple beers, I’M IN! I absolutely love live music.• I don’t recycle. I’m not opposed to it, I just don’t do it.• I’m hella excited about the zombie apocalypse. Team Zombie!• I do have a checklist for what I definitely don’t want in my life (see below). Otherwise, you’re golden.• I’m not looking for a dad for my daughter, and I don’t want your babies. I had one, I got fixed, end of. Please note: I don’t have the ex parent baggage or the freak child who makes life miserable for anyone I date. She’s respectful, welcoming and independent.• I’ve never had a hamburger. Yes I’m vegetarian. No it’s not about the animals. I’d eat them bloody, they just make me sick.• I don’t want to go hunting or fishing with you. Wait! If it’s hunting Sasquatch.... HELLS YEAH! F*CK YEAH!. Driving to the mountains to put a pole and some string in some water... no. Never.• I’ve never drank a cup of coffee. I like my tea. I don’t care what you eat or drink.• I don’t cook.• People smell. Especially Elevator People. Bus People are the worst.• My English is crap. I wish it was because it’s my second language. It’s not, I don’t know any other languages.• There’s a reason I don’t have loads of photos. I’m shy, and fatter then average (not beached whale fat, jeeze). If we meet, don’t be heartbroken when you don’t see a model. Just being honest.• Been told I smile too much. Dimples are deceiving, like now actually. They make you look like you’re smiling, even in those “oh f*ck, what have I gotten myself into” moments.• I’m not controlling or one of those women that freaks out about you going out with friends. Enjoy life, and your friends.• Not only do I drive, but I drive a stick. Bus People smell awful, remember? I do drive an orange jeep. Yes, I know it looks like a midget bus, it makes me smile.• I’m socially awkward so I need someone who isn’t, because well… it’s just easier that way. • Oh, and I swear.It might sting a little... Or a lot.• You must not live in mommy’s or daddy’s home/garage/basement/car/tent because it’s free. And FFS please don’t call them mommy or daddy!• You must know how to do your laundry and know how to put a sheet on the bed.• Hopefully you drive, and I don’t care what you drive. I won’t be impressed if your car is straight off the set of the fast and the furious. Equally, I won’t be impressed that you ride your bicycle to work because it’s “good for the environment”.• No criminals please.. wait, I guess it depends on the crime and situation. We’ll talk.• No virgins, or nearly virgins. I don’t want you if you’ve only had one or two girlfriends… and that was around high school…. but she really loved you…. because she talked to you that once, so you stalked her… but that doesn’t count because you were in the area anyway o.O• If you look like you belong on a rapist/child molester warning poster, I’m not interested.• You must not see “shadow people” or have been abducted by aliens.• Bald men are sexy, balding men look like they’re on the poster I mentioned earlier.• Please, if you’re socially awkward, don’t message me. It’s hard enough already.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Adult Drama Dance Golf Motorcycle Racing Watching Sports
Wink Icon color PERSONAL INFORMATION Fave
Chat

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Jess from Shamokin | Woman | 34 years old | Capricorn
    Jess

    Online

    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 18-36

    Hi! My name is Jess. I am never married other caucasian woman with kids from Shamokin, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

    Chat
  • Gladis from Shamokin | Woman | 34 years old | Leo
    Gladis

    Online

    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I'm cheery and motivated, active and down to earth. I'm pretty fit -– in the summer, my life pretty much revolves around the wind forecast. In the winter I do have fun with snow sports, but can’t help but dream of warm water, steady winds, and big air. I'm very sociable, and I like to go out and spend lots of time with friends, old and new. However, I do covet my down time and could always do with more time to read. I’ I live downtown and it's fun - I've always lived in cities and need the energy, crowds, and entertainment that an urban core tends to have. I’d probably get lonely and sad if I had to live in the suburbs. When it isn't snowy you can find me cycling around town in a non-sporty, suits-and-heels, I-wish-Calgary-was-more-like-Environmental issues have shaped my career path, my values, and many aspects of my life - particularly what I choose to own and where I choose to live. I love what I do for a living - it's challenging, interesting, and it aligns with my values.Beyond the basic compatibility stuff, I'd love to meet someone with a similar lifestyle preference - happy living in the city for at least part of the year, but also keen to take off on outdoor adventures. Some concluding facts and tidbits:I admire people who work for a greater cause. I like kids, but I'm not interested in generating any myself. I value clever puns, smart writing, and well-told stories. I gravitate to sincere people with positive attitudes. Finally, I'm flattered when men send me thoughtful messages that suggest they've read my profile. First meet-up? Something chill and quick, in a public place (no offense to the majority of you who are safe and normal!). The second date can be longer and more date-like if we're both up for it.

    Chat
  • Argelia from Shamokin | Woman | 33 years old | Libra
    Argelia

    Online

    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I am a single gal looking to find a guy who gets my not always appropriate humor but also gets my career and family commitment. I love having fun but haven't had much opportunity lately with my job. I spend my job taking care of and managing others but now want to try to focus on someone who gets me and my quirks completely I'm pretty open in that department.

    Chat
See more
Follow Us: