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Graham, 31
United States, New York, New Paltz

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About Me

There you are, sitting on your couch, watching Desperate Housewives reruns, laptop open, browsing through your "matches", getting more depressed with each click of the mouse. You've been on a couple dates with guys who either turned out to be much less attractive than they represented themselves online, who were awkward in person despite their confident and funny online messages, but maybe both.Your phone beeps with a new text message from the needy guy who wants to marry you after one date. Another guy sends you a picture of his****thinking it'll work this time, even though it's never worked for him before. You look at the picture for a second, then delete it. "What.A.Creep."You want what every girl wants: the most awesome guy who excites you, turns you on, makes you tingle inside with every brush against your body. You want to be the envy of your girlfriends. You want to feel like the luckiest girl in the world. ***, you have an entourage of orbiters who awkwardly try to be more than "just friends", and an ex-boyfriend who just doesn't get the ****ing message.All of a sudden, feeling lower than ever, more sure than ever that you'll end up an old cat woman, and you click on my profile. "Hmm, this is different." You can't stop reading, and with each paragraph you wonder more and more what I look like, what my story is, and what color panties I'm wearing. Odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But you sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that you don't even know about.Maybe it is.You decide to send me a message. "Hey how's it goin!" Delete - that's stupid and he probably gets that boring, effortless message all the time. "Hi, your profile interested me. I'm..." Delete. You can't think of anything interesting to send, so you just write "Marry me" hoping it will be unique enough to elicit a response. You close your laptop, turn off the tv, and lean back on your couch to drift off into fantasy land for a while.You imagine the night you first meet for drinks, and how you'll click with me immediately. You imagine how we fall deeply in love, go on vacations to Turks & You imagine how, after finding this profile, maybe, just maybe your life will be complete. You're missing something, and you feel it. Maybe he's "the one". Or maybe I'm an obese, 5'2", balding 40 year-old who lives in his mom's basement. You really never know.Lol... so you are still reading? I hope I made you smile and laugh the whole time. I'm honestly a guy looking a for a girl with a great personality and looking to have some great times as we get to know each other. I have a great career which I love. I have a nice place which I do my best to keep clean and organized. Hey now... Im a guy. Not looking to play games or catch a catfish if you know what I mean. Message me or reply to my message and let's see if we click!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Rock Watching Movies Chinese German South American Action Crime Drama Boxing Motorcycle Racing Snowboarding
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