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GrahamNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
There you are, sitting on your couch, watching Desperate Housewives reruns, laptop open, browsing through your "matches", getting more depressed with each click of the mouse. You've been on a couple dates with guys who either turned out to be much less attractive than they represented themselves online, who were awkward in person despite their confident and funny online messages, but maybe both.Your phone beeps with a new text message from the needy guy who wants to marry you after one date. Another guy sends you a picture of his****thinking it'll work this time, even though it's never worked for him before. You look at the picture for a second, then delete it. "What.A.Creep."You want what every girl wants: the most awesome guy who excites you, turns you on, makes you tingle inside with every brush against your body. You want to be the envy of your girlfriends. You want to feel like the luckiest girl in the world. ***, you have an entourage of orbiters who awkwardly try to be more than "just friends", and an ex-boyfriend who just doesn't get the ****ing message.All of a sudden, feeling lower than ever, more sure than ever that you'll end up an old cat woman, and you click on my profile. "Hmm, this is different." You can't stop reading, and with each paragraph you wonder more and more what I look like, what my story is, and what color panties I'm wearing. Odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But you sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that you don't even know about.Maybe it is.You decide to send me a message. "Hey how's it goin!" Delete - that's stupid and he probably gets that boring, effortless message all the time. "Hi, your profile interested me. I'm..." Delete. You can't think of anything interesting to send, so you just write "Marry me" hoping it will be unique enough to elicit a response. You close your laptop, turn off the tv, and lean back on your couch to drift off into fantasy land for a while.You imagine the night you first meet for drinks, and how you'll click with me immediately. You imagine how we fall deeply in love, go on vacations to Turks & You imagine how, after finding this profile, maybe, just maybe your life will be complete. You're missing something, and you feel it. Maybe he's "the one". Or maybe I'm an obese, 5'2", balding 40 year-old who lives in his mom's basement. You really never know.Lol... so you are still reading? I hope I made you smile and laugh the whole time. I'm honestly a guy looking a for a girl with a great personality and looking to have some great times as we get to know each other. I have a great career which I love. I have a nice place which I do my best to keep clean and organized. Hey now... Im a guy. Not looking to play games or catch a catfish if you know what I mean. Message me or reply to my message and let's see if we click!
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RichrroobcNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Man. 59 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-55
Hi! My name is Richrroobc. I am separated other caucasian man with kids from New Paltz, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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JakemilesNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-33
Hi! My name is Jakemiles. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from New Paltz, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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LderNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Woman. 58 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-59
Hi! My name is Lder. I am divorced spiritual but not religious caucasian woman with kids from New Paltz, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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SarahNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-46
Hi! My name is Sarah. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian woman without kids from New Paltz, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AjNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-47
Hi! My name is Aj. I am never married agnostic caucasian woman without kids from New Paltz, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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MaxineNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-30
Hi! My name is Maxine. I am never married agnostic caucasian woman without kids from New Paltz, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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SusanNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Woman. 59 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-56
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EmmaNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-23
Hi! My name is Emma. I am never married taoist caucasian woman without kids from New Paltz, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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TinaNew Paltz
- New York
- United States
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Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29
Hi! My name is Tina. I am never married other african woman without kids from New Paltz, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
