SIMILAR PEOPLE
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FrankieOffline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
(Yes, I have an accent, and it slips out sometimes).If I messaged you or peeked at your profile, I think you are cute and have substance. If you think I look like a ghoul, I apologize. It will never happen again.I’m a city kid who wanted to live in the mountains. That’s what brought me here. As a designer, I spend much of my free time hiking and fly fishing to recharge my creative battery. I'm open to dating, but if the right person comes along, I would love a relationship. I’m not a religious guy. There’s no faster way to lose my attent… what? If I could wear flip flops all year round, I would. Cheap gas station aviators are my favorite sunglasses.I am divorced, and it is perfectly okay to ask questions. Age is not important to me. Your character is. I exercise to avoid feeling 33, if I'm not feeling lazy. I appreciate someone who does more/less the same.I'm not a douche, so you won't see any photos of me flexing my abs in the bathroom mirror.But you wanna know what’s really awesome? I have all my own teeth. Yep. It’s true. And I’m not a creeper. Mmm hmmm. I’ve never been arrested. I know. Calm down. Keep reading. I don't lure children into my windowless van with candy. I don’t even own a windowless van. Breathe. I was an award winning cartoonist for my college newspaper. Play your cards right, and I’ll let you drive my canoe.What are some bad qualities about me? I know I’m supposed to be selling myself, but I might as well be realistic… It saves you the trouble of finding out the hard way.- I’m a nail biter- I am allergic to cats- I don't volunteer or give back to the community in any way- I hate watching sports (yes, really) – but I will watch them with you if it makes you happy- The most dancing you’ll get me to do is “the robot”- I never grew out of heavy metal- Typically, the more offensive a joke, the harder I will laugh- I don’t go to church. You can go. I’m sleeping in.- I'm not a sugar daddy-’m aware of my flaws, and I work towards improving myself where I can...On a side note – I have a dream job here, with stock ownership and great benefits. I basically (get paid well) to draw and play in the mountains. I’m here for the long haul. I'm not kidding. You either like living in the mountains or you don't. Dinner and drinks. No biggie.
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LawsonOffline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
Looking for someone that can be understanding and enjoy the same things and understands kids. You want to know more please ask!! Dinner mountains bowling concerts traveling out of the blue lol. It just keeps going I like to make a day or night you will remember and hope for a second date..
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HarperOffline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
I am an outgoing adventurous person who is honest, true, a gentlemen with a wild side and a hopeless romantic. I love being outdoors. I was raised in the country so chivalry is not dead with me! I am as comfortable in the city as I am in the country. I'm no stranger to hard work so I play harder, Im laid back, I'll try anything twice, I enjoy going to the movies and just relaxing. I will call it as i see it, very blunt with grace. I love me and who I am! Some people find that offensive, Im sure some of you can relate to that. Some things I have been told about myself that... I have a big heart, Im kind (but can be an ass), I have great integrity (I do take pride in my integrity). My pet peeves- Disrespect, ***, Stupidity, Impolite, and Entitlement. LAST BUT NOT LEAST... I want to be with someone who not necessarily enjoys the same things as me but enjoys that I enjoy them, NOT someone who is just like me. I need my alone time some times as Im sure you need yours. Jokes, laughs, harmless eye bantering, nothing to intimate.