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FrankieOnline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
(Yes, I have an accent, and it slips out sometimes).If I messaged you or peeked at your profile, I think you are cute and have substance. If you think I look like a ghoul, I apologize. It will never happen again.I’m a city kid who wanted to live in the mountains. That’s what brought me here. As a designer, I spend much of my free time hiking and fly fishing to recharge my creative battery. I'm open to dating, but if the right person comes along, I would love a relationship. I’m not a religious guy. There’s no faster way to lose my attent… what? If I could wear flip flops all year round, I would. Cheap gas station aviators are my favorite sunglasses.I am divorced, and it is perfectly okay to ask questions. Age is not important to me. Your character is. I exercise to avoid feeling 33, if I'm not feeling lazy. I appreciate someone who does more/less the same.I'm not a douche, so you won't see any photos of me flexing my abs in the bathroom mirror.But you wanna know what’s really awesome? I have all my own teeth. Yep. It’s true. And I’m not a creeper. Mmm hmmm. I’ve never been arrested. I know. Calm down. Keep reading. I don't lure children into my windowless van with candy. I don’t even own a windowless van. Breathe. I was an award winning cartoonist for my college newspaper. Play your cards right, and I’ll let you drive my canoe.What are some bad qualities about me? I know I’m supposed to be selling myself, but I might as well be realistic… It saves you the trouble of finding out the hard way.- I’m a nail biter- I am allergic to cats- I don't volunteer or give back to the community in any way- I hate watching sports (yes, really) – but I will watch them with you if it makes you happy- The most dancing you’ll get me to do is “the robot”- I never grew out of heavy metal- Typically, the more offensive a joke, the harder I will laugh- I don’t go to church. You can go. I’m sleeping in.- I'm not a sugar daddy-’m aware of my flaws, and I work towards improving myself where I can...On a side note – I have a dream job here, with stock ownership and great benefits. I basically (get paid well) to draw and play in the mountains. I’m here for the long haul. I'm not kidding. You either like living in the mountains or you don't. Dinner and drinks. No biggie.
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DeanOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-31
Not paying for this haha, send me your number and I'll text you
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PopeyeOnline
Man. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-47
Hi! My name is Popeye. I am divorced spiritual but not religious caucasian man with kids from Nesconset, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.