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Josaphat, 53
United States, New York, Holtsville

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About Me

Might not get me lots of fans without some bling bling ,but here goes..I know shopping on meetville is overwhelming.When you see the nicest little black dress you order it and after the first wash it falls apart.I'm the plain dress you can wear it with anything you still look good no matter what.It stays the same doesn't stretch or comes apart.Abuse it,wash it,just hang it up and ready to wear.Psychologist studies claim the longer the list the most likely you will be disappointed on these sites.Instead find someone with minimal drama,no BS and laugh our asses off,be it a vacation,activities just the two of us,cuddle up to a movie,find that click that makes things work.To much food on your grocery list,just for yourself will spoil,just buy enough for what is really needed,the rest bit at a time..I'm not the type to make your life a living hell,but your best friend and more.Someone commented on here of being to direct,thought was just being honest,same time poke some fun at these repetitive profiles,Isn't that what we see in all the profiles looking for honest guy,lot of sugar coating or trying to make a sale.Sales pitches is for selling objects on the shopping channel,not relationships.I may sound rough around the edges,but on a cold winter day,this big bad bear is the greatest to cuddle up to,during hibernation.I like music from classic rock,even old pop from the days growing up,to Nickleback,and even Pitbull.Now you either liked my profile or you think i'm a real *** me up a little note and give me your opinion if nothing else.If you see me on say hi,don't worry not rude,not going to ask if you have big *** or nice ^%$#.CIAO for nowPS Been asked animal lover but no pets,simple can't at this time.But if someone has a dog great,miss having one around There profile done,buzz me up.Don't take long butt gets sore sitting and waiting.Lets see is it coffee,maybe take your dog for a walk,if no dog borrow the neighbour's,whatever tickles our fancy.Or did the profile scare the heck out of you lol.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

Funk American English Mexican Middle Eastern Adult Drama Family & Kids History Martial Arts Drag Racing
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