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KimOnline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
-in-laws social worker met her late forth ex-husband on the Internet, so I thought I'd give it a try. My friends say I am honest, loyal, funny, kind and fatalistic. I love to laugh and always have something funny or irrational to say to people I meet on the street or the park, or on the way to the hospital.I have a great, maybe sarcastic, sense of humor (some would say disturbing).My humour is along the lines of Peter Kay, Jack Dee, QI, Naked Gun, monty python, stuff like that. I make a point to live life to its fullest and enjoy everything the good old uk has to offer. i throw stones at moving cars,but take my medication regularly. I am a real,down-to-earth guy who can live without art,theatre or museums.I work very hard in my job as chief molar maker. yet always find time to enjoy a game of darts, scrabble , strip poker and midget tossing. I am positive and like nothing more than to wander through the local Park with no clothes on,or set fire to other people's homes. I am low maintenance and feel most comfortable when at a den of iniquity or a dark and distant planet.I am looking for a lover come mate or a partner in crime who will treat me as an equal and has good morals with a bad ass attitude. needs to be funny, dress well and know how to skin wild animals.Well, I've said enough about me. If any of this sounds good to you, please reply and tell me something about yourself. But if you are looking for casual sex, a fling or affair, IM me immediately ;-). All jokes aside , i am a nice bloke who wants a lady up to average sized lady to love and for them to love me anywhere we could talk would be good
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OberonOnline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
well i;m 6ft-2 with eyes of blue (well there brown really but it did'nt rhyme) just a big ole teddy bear really... thought it was time to get back in the dating game again so looking for a lady who loves affection and nice hug snuggled on the sofa with all the trimmings a woman could ever want... like a teddy bear i'm extremely faithful dependable and very loving .. so if you want to know more come on down for a squeeze and see what you find...... i'm looking for that special lady ***pref) who has a great sense of humour,someone who can see the funny side of life and enjoy every moment... this is where i get lost and cant think of anything else to say..lol but if you want to know more i am really an open book and will answer any questions you may have truthfully and honestly...oh and if you are interested in me...please dont send one of those flirt messages. just drop me a line and say hi.....i really dont bite..lol. first date... probebly a quiet pub somewere so we can get to know each other without to much distraction...lol...then who knows you'll have to try the date to find out x
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JesseOffline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-35
Hi! My name is Jesse. I am never married other caucasian man with kids from Herkimer, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.