SIMILAR PEOPLE
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FrazierOffline
Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 51-61
I wrote this and realized that some women might not find my humor as funny as I do. I went on a date and the woman told me to definitely change what I am saying here. So I have added this type of retraction-where I really don't expect a woman to shovel for me and I am a perfect gentleman and enjoy a woman with humor, brains and some kind of a decent appearance. Come on now, we all like good looking people don't we? That's why we like to see photos. Am I lying? Now you can read my previous stuff. I see the point in this, but I think it's kind of ridiculous. Almost everyone I have read has portrayed themselves in a wonderful light. I like fun like everyone else. I have a dry sense of humor that most women don't get or don't like. If you cannot take a joke, then we will not get along. I don't save pictures of myself. So if I do post one; it will be with some friends or very goofy. I am kind to a fault, but am not perfect. I'm not looking to get married right now, but would like to meet someone with a sense of humor and could possibly cut my grass. Maybe shovel snow in the winter if available. Calm down. That's humor. Whatever the woman is comfortable with.--Attention--Any person and/or *** this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including but not limited to my photos. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee(s), agent(s), student(s) or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this or you may copy and paste this one.
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MaximilianOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
Hi, and thanks for taking a lookDoing some laundry and it dawned on me that I haven't changed my profile in a bit so here goes...Good bye summer....you kinda suck being so short and rainy this year...Hello Fall, and please don't feel like you need to rain all the time like summer did.Two 5K's and a 10 mile run this season didn't seem like enough to show for the season. The "; 5K with a fun group of friends but there is something disheartening about running through the "campground": that I found a bit unsettling...On a person note I am still holding my own ;0) and have yet to find my match. It would help if you don't mind carrying firewood too much (note the 2 o's)Thanks for the read and as always good luck to everyone:0)From here down it's the same as it was before...I'm a good, hard working, honest guy. I strive to do the right things in life even at the times when I don't really want to.I'm also a good listener, which means If we are together having a conversation, I'm paying attention to you...not nodding my head dutifully while mashing buttons on my smart phone (that I don't have).I'm not on *** people that I refer to as friends (and vice versa) know I'm a friend without checking my status on a computer. I'm searching for someone that wants to be real, which to me means being honest and open, even about the uncomfortable things that we would all rather not talk about..I like to build new things and fix up old things. I take the time to recycle. If someone would please find a use for #3 through #7 plastic, I would be grateful. I exercise regularly to stay fit but I'm not a fanatic and rarely if ever go to a gym and I won't be offended at all if your muscles are bigger than mine.I like Yoga, once I've made the long drive and actually start doing it.I like to ride my motorcycle in the summer and my snowmobile in the winter.I like a good beer and a great cup of coffee, which is the beginning and end of my snobbiness (is that a word?)I have come to the conclusion that it is definitely time to have some more fun in life including seeing more of the world and doing much more relaxing, so you need to be good at that!.Thanks for taking the time to read this.Peter dinner is always a good option or maybe a hike or a ride somewhere!
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LeeOffline
Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 51-61
I wish to attract a nice lady to be my trusted companion, lover, friend, and teacher. I'm looking for someone possessing warm feminine qualities and an affinity for physical affection and touch. And most important of all, someone who understands and welcomes my innate desire to simply be myself when in her company… imperfections and all. The very same would be extended to her, of course.I'm loyal and trustworthy and of the monogamous variety. My words are solid and backed by integrity and followthrough. On the topics of loyalty and faithfulness — I have never deceived a female partner who walked the path with me, nor will I ever, and you can take that to the bank. I'm honest and transparent, even when situations arise that make it challenging to do so.I'm slender, physically active, youthful in spirit and body, and a non smoker. I wish to attract a lady having these same qualities. I have an enormous amount of gratitude for my health. I'm romantic, funny in a dry Northeastern way, and I like to tease and prank and surprise. My favorite sport is motocross, of which I'm a former participant and current fan. I don't follow traditional stick and ball sports.I'd like to meet a lady who can go-with-the-flow of life's unfolding rather than swimming against the current of what-is. I have little tolerance for unnecessary relationship drama because it's such a waste of life's precious energy! This is our time and it's a time for fun, joyfulness, playfulness, and lightheartedness.If you have emotional buttons or triggers— welcome to the human race! I feel it's unrealistic and naive to expect any person to have escaped the gauntlet of life's conditioning, since we've all been marinating in it forever. I feel it's important to have an awareness of what our buttons or triggers are so we can actively practice not reacting to them. It has been said that those who stomp on our buttons are in our lives specifically to do so, in order to help us grow.Whether a potential love connection lasts 30 minutes or 30 years is beyond me to predict or control. I'll get out of the way and allow life to dictate how that manifests and simply enjoy the surprise. Marriage does not guarantee happiness in my view, so while I'm open to considering whatever live brings, including marriage, it's not something I long for or need in order to be happy. I feel true happiness is an inside job, rather than being something we discover outside ourselves. And, for the record, I do not pretend to have the pursuit of happiness all figured out. Regardless, as you well know… the right partner can sure add some sweet icing to the cake!— as I was when I was 4. Simple pleasures like sitting hand-in-hand with that special someone, receiving a surprise package in the mail, or smelling apple crisp in the oven on a cool fall day can leave me as happy as a pig in mud. I don't need to be doing what some may consider extraordinary things to be content. Life's simple pleasures, of all sorts, really float my boat.I've filled my life with activities that scare me a little, or a lot, and I love the feeling of aliveness derived from those pursuits. I enjoy going out from time to time but always enjoy returning home where I can recharge. Seen on a bar graph I'd probably show up as 80% homebody and 20% party animal. I'm super-grateful for the way my home, car, and possessions take care of me so I take care of them in return. I maintain a clean home and I'm an organized person. I remove my shoes in the house, for example, and I'd do so whether I owned a multimillion dollar home or I was tenting in the woods. I'm very intrigued by contemplating the changeless force that animates our bodies and presumably doesn't die with the bodysuit I'm in. I enjoy studying many aspects of spiritual expansion. I'm not at all religious and view much of religions manmade doctrine as divisive.I'm a creative person, dabbling in things like singing, drumming, songwriting, photography, and videography. I very much enjoy many creative aspects of the Apple computer platform and spend a fair amount of time there.By choice, I'm currently unemployed. I'm using this hiatus to thoughtfully create the next chapter of my working life. I'm motivated by helping and inspiring people and want to do exactly that through the integration of several personal interests.Thanks for reading and best wishes! PS: Don't be frightened by this lengthy profile— I'm not nearly as much of a chatterbox in person. In the history of man there has never been a better dating tool than the internet, so I figure why not be as specific as possible? If you're interested after all this detail I may have made a really fine connection? Whatever would make my date feel most comfortable and safe.