SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
-
BoriOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-45
Hi! My name is Bori. I am never married catholic hispanic man without kids from Glen Cove, New York, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
-
IndigoOffline
Man. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 48-58
Also needing to be said: Not opposed to LTR if the right one comes along!Think about this before judging others:Why does everybody always think that THEY'RE the "NORMAL" one?That said:First things first ladies:I certainly want to apologize in advance for my gender...I certainly apologize! There are nice guys out there...LIKE ME FOR EXAMPLE! However it seems that if you're not a "little bit of a bad boy", are not athletic & toned and/or do not make $100K or more, then all those other "important" attributes seem to lose their importance.;- I would be appreciative if some trainer-type would like to take me on as a project. Motivation to get my butt back in shape would be welcomed. The fringe benefits would be pretty cool too! I don't want a supermodel...I don't want a toothpick...I don't want condescending. What I want is the Girl Next Door, interesting, cute (stunning makes me nervous, but I'll learn to deal with it if the opportunity arises), intelligent, open minded, FUNNY, irreverent, educated, confident, independant and employed. Wealthy would certainly be a bonus.Someone to challenge me intellectually and match me in mental gymnastics. I am a master of minutia and a hoarder of seemingly useless information.And for Pete's sake please understand the difference between the following: We're, were, wear, where, wareTwo, to and tooThere, they're and theiryou're, your and yore(y'all too)passed and pastIf you went to Wal-;seen your cousin", *** "saw your cousin", then you might want to rethink that!Please say that you can tell me that you don't think that these are actually words in the english language:1) Nucular2) Irregardless3) Boughten4) Chimbley5) Supposebly6) FlustratedOne of my favorite sayings by the 6th century B.C. chinese philosopher Confucius is...When it comes to wearing Spandex/Lycra, it must be considered a privilege and not a Right.Also spelling does count toward your final grade...and yes, medical bills do count towards your credit and last...please have enough common sense to understand that there is no such thing as "FREE" delivery!Men have been told "why buy the cow when the milk is free?" Women are now being told "why buy the pig when all you want is a little sausage?"Here's a geopolitical question for you. We'll see if you've been keeping up on current events.Last...! Date...meeting...interview...however you want to describe it...you want to generally arrive with no expectations and hopefully leave with plenty of possibilities!
-
ShayOffline
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 49-59
Would love to have a pretty girl to date and spend time with once in a while. Traveled around the world the last 10 years and have finally adjusted to a ***job againI like swimming at night in the ocean with Phosphorus. I like cooking really good food and making people happy. (home made Bloody Marys are the best)I like watching Babies laugh. I like thinking about stuff... I like tuning out alone at night with a buzz. I like when something really good works out for a friend.I like hanging out with family once in awhile and it feels like we are all kids again. I like not being around people that suck. I like doing something silly spur of the moment. Ice cream and popcorn are always good. I want to read more. I want to see all those old movies that I havnt seen and some of the ones I have.I like memories of loved ones gone. I like falling back to sleep when the bed is just right. I like watching and listening to people i don;t know laughing and having fun especially when they speak a different language, or your in another country. I usually start laughing too....I want to stop trying to figure it out, because I dont think there is anything to figure out. Love your family and close friend rejoyce for peoples achievements, be happy when everyone is healthy.I just updated my Photo to avoid any suprises I have grey but i'm not totally grey the camera seems to catch me 1 way or the other h ahah hQuestion:Is chocolate really the key to every womans heart? ha hahahaRecent encounter forces me to make a disclaimerIf you don't have a sense of humor Go Away Something short and sweet.