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Ondreea, 46

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About Me

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!There is a time and a place for everything, and it's called college.Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it fromAfter twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles"Go into a store's fitting room and announce loudly "there's no toilet paper in here!"When there's a will, I want to be in it Dictionary: the only place marriage comes before sex anymoreNever hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball batThe real trouble with reality is that there's no background musicWhatever it is -- I didn't do itSolution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.Few women admit their age. Few men act theirsWhy do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Gilda

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    I'm an open book, yet somewhat complex. I'm very funny, outgoing and adventurous, and deeply spiritual. I'm also curious about life and why we are here. When I find a subject that I don't know about, I dive in and educate myself. I'm self sufficient and independent and value my quiet time. I'm a lover of nature, animals, and laughter. I can and do laugh at myself frequently. I don't take things so seriously, I look for the gifts in adversity. There are many. I enjoy time with my friends, my family, and with myself. I'm not looking for someone to fill me or take care of me, I have that part handled. I would like to be with someone who can match me, both in wit and in curiosity. About him. I don't care about materialism, or what kind of car he drives, or what kind of house he lives in. However, if he drives a Jeep off road and destroys nature, nope! I care about the inside stuff. And here it is. He has an inner quality about him that is calming, yet fun, crazy and simple. He appreciates the simple things, i. e., waking up, walking, drinking a great cup of coffee; meditation. He respects himself and me. He respects nature and if he sees garbage in his wake, he picks it up. He is independent, self confident, reliable, loyal, and has his own interests and friends. He's intelligent, optimistic and asks the big questions. He's not afraid of deep conversations, nor is he afraid of his own feelings, they're just feelings after all. I don't want someone to make me the center of their everything. I'm looking for Interdependence, not dependence and not co dependence. He has a curious, spiritual side and asks the big questions. He's open, honest, spontaneous! He can laugh at himself, and he's willing to work it through, whatever that is. It's the inside stuff I'm looking for. Bonus points if you're involved with doing something to aid those beings on this planet who are being tortured and slaughtered. I'm talking about our animal friends. I'm deeply immersed in trying to save the African elephant and rhino from inevitable extinction as a result of poaching. If you're a hunter do not write me. There are a few things I'd like to do with your guns, none of which would be pleasant. If you're an animal rights advocate - you have my utmost respect. Go here for 2 seconds of me in a vid. *** If there is chemistry we can be sitting in a field surrounded by cow dung and it wouldn't matter. Perfection.

  • Clementina

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    "It's easy to take off your clothes and have sex; people do it all the time. But opening your soul to someone, letting them see your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes, and dreams.....that's being naked."~ author unknown.Me~Independent, quirky, open, social butterfly, love sushi, competitive, play golf (poorly), verbose, athletic, inventive, intense, work hard, play harder, can cook, sensual, sexual and I am able to laugh at myself (a lot).We~* You have a past and know the future is unwritten - so do I.* You want to part company after a first date wondering "Wow, did that just happen?" - so do I.* You want to be excited when I call - so do I of you.* You are looking for a relationship with honesty, passion and intensity - so am I.* You are NOT looking for a friend...you have plenty of those - I'm not looking for just a friend either...I don't want to kiss any of mine for hours.* You are independent and have most of the material wants taken care of - I too am independent and have only one want unfulfilled - you. An easy meet & greet; coffee, a walk in a park or on the beach.

  • Topsey

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    I am,tall ,have short brown hair mother of four children,looking for something serious..i like cooking baking doing things with my family i like country r&b soft rock..and im easy to get to know..im all around a good person..i dont want any head gamesor players i want someone who i can be a bestfriend with and enjoy and to talk with likes wrestling football and baseball

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