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Ondreea, 46

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About Me

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!There is a time and a place for everything, and it's called college.Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it fromAfter twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles"Go into a store's fitting room and announce loudly "there's no toilet paper in here!"When there's a will, I want to be in it Dictionary: the only place marriage comes before sex anymoreNever hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball batThe real trouble with reality is that there's no background musicWhatever it is -- I didn't do itSolution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.Few women admit their age. Few men act theirsWhy do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Kerena

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I love to have fun and date and party and all that good stuff. I\'m looking for a partner to grow old with. I want to be 90 and dancing with that partner. We\'ll never be too old to go to an outdoor music festival.

  • Sina

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 44-54

    I'm a very open, cheerful and exciting person.......I love life and all that it has to offer. Would like to find someone that doesn't stress the small stuff and willing to overcome the big stuff....I've had the same best friend for ***years so obviously I'm very loyal. I would like to meet someone that his family and friends are close to his heart and is willing to let me in that circle, as he would definitley be accepted into mine....I've been on here before and I know what I don't want and that is a chat buddy....if we haven't met within a couple weeks, I'll lose interest very fast......I'll write more later when time permits........ Let's not say first "DATE"....let's say first meeting......something simple as in meeting for coffee, adult beverage or ice cream.....

  • Ingeborg

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    One gently used relationship model 0.5CENTURY. Responds to sense of humor, playfulness, kindness & fun. Needs to be walked on a regular basis, preferably on a trail. Can carry own pack.; likes to learn new tricks. Has habit of eating dark chocolate M&M’s with red wine. Likes campfires, but poor fire tender. Favorite toy is Ipod and listens to science type podcasts & downloaded books from library. Responds well to snuggles and hugs and kisses. If batteries are running low, will need to take to mountains, beach or southern UT to recharge. (Spending a morning or afternoon in bed with snuggles, hugs,….. will also work). This model is loyal, faithful, affectionate, sometimes quirky, humerous, sturdy and comes with a quiet strength that functions well alone, but is ready to accompany the right companion on adventures through life. Finding great friends and adventurers along the way is certainly a wonderful part of the journey.

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