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Dian, 46
United States, Nebraska, Kearney

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I am described by my friends as extremely outgoing, affectionate, trustworthy and love to laugh. I am crazy, lovable, affectionate and really want to enjoy what this life has to offer! I can go from t-....sweatshirt and shorts lol. I love all kinds of music and have two amazing children who will tell me if I get the lyrics wrong! I love to cook and I am absolutely crazy about holiday's. I love family and friends and cherish both. Philly fan's need not apply! I might consider you but we will most certainly wrestle for the remote!I don't like superficial individuals. I am down to earth and have a great sense of humor. I am unique because I am not psychotic.... ! I am crazy because...well...aren't all women? I am a true friend to everyone, just ask my enemies! I call my home the "Funny Farm", I will not elaborate on that just look at my pics.If you have children or have access to children then you absolutely understand!My kids are my life, if you find children bothersome then you will not be able to "hang" at the "Funny Farm"...we are one less clown short a circus...my 13 year old daughter plays guitar (self taught) she also is the only female drummer in her school. My six year old son is all boy and incredibly quick witted (mom taught)! He really has no special skills yet as we are all blonde...straight to the brain...speak slowly to us and you might want to repeat your question...just sayin'!I want to grow old laughing at everything, my special someone, myself, and my children. I want the "American Dream" ........whom....by the way is real and does not play well with others..which is why he keeps to himself!I can read, have all my teeth (attached to my gums) I am curvy....that does not mean fat! I am a mature woman that refuses to grow up! (I look 30 act ***I can iron, I can cook, I can order pizza and I wash my sheets!..unless they tackle me and then "It's On" and what I have learned on UFC I will utilize or I will bring out the original Karate Kid Praying Mantis on them....it scares them...works on kids under 7 as well!Got question? Let me know. Don't use $10 words on me, I will Google them and make you look pathetic and uneducated because that is "HOW I ROLL"...***year old taught me that)! First date? Wow, I would be game for just about anything! I have duct tape, no need to bring your own, unless your like another color besides silver. I have a shovel but it is plastic. I do know where a deep well is where you will never be found (family owned). I love to socialize and love to go to festival's.....Super Bonus...I seriously love the State Fair...can't help it...just go with me and I will make it tolerable! Dinner and whatever, I can make ribs that will curl your toes (ex-husband taught)! Football game, Hockey? I don't know just throw it out there because I will try anything twice! I think lunch is a cop out and that you should hang out a little longer than an hour! Maybe hook up with a bunch of people then you really get to experience someone's personality around friends and it is not so much like an interview! I suck at darts, I can try to hang at pool. I cannot play poker...the game with cards (he he) so you WILL win and I will be naked. I can dance but not country...I look like I am having an epileptic fit! Sushi a new passion but oysters and any other "cooked" fish will work as well. I like wine..will drink beer if it is SERIOUSLY cold. If I do Tequila...you might meet my evil twin but she is pretty sexy! My hair is natural and I do not recycle...My bad? Did I mention I love the Cowboys?I have a passport will travel, no criminal record, I do not write bad checks and I HATE TO SHOP! I don't do drugs. I am gullible...big downfall...you will laugh..speak slowly to the blonde once again....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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