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Dian, 46

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About Me

I am described by my friends as extremely outgoing, affectionate, trustworthy and love to laugh. I am crazy, lovable, affectionate and really want to enjoy what this life has to offer! I can go from t-....sweatshirt and shorts lol. I love all kinds of music and have two amazing children who will tell me if I get the lyrics wrong! I love to cook and I am absolutely crazy about holiday's. I love family and friends and cherish both. Philly fan's need not apply! I might consider you but we will most certainly wrestle for the remote!I don't like superficial individuals. I am down to earth and have a great sense of humor. I am unique because I am not psychotic.... ! I am crazy because...well...aren't all women? I am a true friend to everyone, just ask my enemies! I call my home the "Funny Farm", I will not elaborate on that just look at my pics.If you have children or have access to children then you absolutely understand!My kids are my life, if you find children bothersome then you will not be able to "hang" at the "Funny Farm"...we are one less clown short a circus...my 13 year old daughter plays guitar (self taught) she also is the only female drummer in her school. My six year old son is all boy and incredibly quick witted (mom taught)! He really has no special skills yet as we are all blonde...straight to the brain...speak slowly to us and you might want to repeat your question...just sayin'!I want to grow old laughing at everything, my special someone, myself, and my children. I want the "American Dream" ........whom....by the way is real and does not play well with others..which is why he keeps to himself!I can read, have all my teeth (attached to my gums) I am curvy....that does not mean fat! I am a mature woman that refuses to grow up! (I look 30 act ***I can iron, I can cook, I can order pizza and I wash my sheets!..unless they tackle me and then "It's On" and what I have learned on UFC I will utilize or I will bring out the original Karate Kid Praying Mantis on them....it scares them...works on kids under 7 as well!Got question? Let me know. Don't use $10 words on me, I will Google them and make you look pathetic and uneducated because that is "HOW I ROLL"...***year old taught me that)! First date? Wow, I would be game for just about anything! I have duct tape, no need to bring your own, unless your like another color besides silver. I have a shovel but it is plastic. I do know where a deep well is where you will never be found (family owned). I love to socialize and love to go to festival's.....Super Bonus...I seriously love the State Fair...can't help it...just go with me and I will make it tolerable! Dinner and whatever, I can make ribs that will curl your toes (ex-husband taught)! Football game, Hockey? I don't know just throw it out there because I will try anything twice! I think lunch is a cop out and that you should hang out a little longer than an hour! Maybe hook up with a bunch of people then you really get to experience someone's personality around friends and it is not so much like an interview! I suck at darts, I can try to hang at pool. I cannot play poker...the game with cards (he he) so you WILL win and I will be naked. I can dance but not country...I look like I am having an epileptic fit! Sushi a new passion but oysters and any other "cooked" fish will work as well. I like wine..will drink beer if it is SERIOUSLY cold. If I do Tequila...you might meet my evil twin but she is pretty sexy! My hair is natural and I do not recycle...My bad? Did I mention I love the Cowboys?I have a passport will travel, no criminal record, I do not write bad checks and I HATE TO SHOP! I don't do drugs. I am gullible...big downfall...you will laugh..speak slowly to the blonde once again....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Aislin

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    Please read my profile, there is important information you should know before contacting me!!!I am a busy and happy woman who is still a teenager at heart. I teach yoga, so my focus is on health and a balanced lifestyle. But I still like to ROCK OUT! I go to a lot of shows and dress like a hot mama when I do. I have a childlike appetite for fun.I am generous and charming. I love people who are funny and like to goof off. I especially like people who don't care what other people think. Be true and authentic to yourself! I work full time now but,...in the near future my focus will change to travel and volunteering my time where needed, here and abroad. This will include teaching yoga in correctional facilities and treatment centers which I have been involved with since ***.I like most outdoor activity, travel, exercise, spontaneous road trips and surprises of any kind. I am hoping my man is more computer and electronic savvy than I am.I am not interested in men who.... If crowds bother you,...we won't get along.By the way...I think its kind of obvious that most of us are not looking for drama, so why put that in your profile,...just sayin'I am looking for someone who is mature enough to have their act together (financially stable), but young enough to want some adventure and spontaneity. I am not afraid to love and I am ready to be loved. I am grateful for every relationship that I have had, and look forward to learning more and growing as a person and a companion. I will need your patience and understanding at times, which I will freely give to you, but lets be clear,..I am not a door mat and will not allow bad energy in my life. We should be careful with each other. I am kind and loving.Blessings to you.Namaste' ( the "good" in me sees the "good" in you) You can decide or...ask me.

  • Reanna

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    So this is me.. Petite and full of energy. Classy and stunning. Independent and responsible.. On the other hand... I can be a bit shy at first until I feel comfortable. I don't play games. I am above all that. I know what I want and when I find him... I'll know..I will not give out my number till we meet. So don't ask. Please be patient and let me be me.. I want you.. Real and genuine. Please have your life in order and be able to treat me like a lady..I am not looking for someone to rescue or take care of me. Being needy or clingy is not attractive, I hope that you can be mature about this. Also, I am not a drinker or do I use any mind altering chemicals. I would hope that you would respect me enough to remember this on a date. I would respect you. I am doing quite a lot with my life at the moment... I am working on redoing my schedule to have more free time for dating and finding my forever love. So please give me some slack if Im busy during your free time. I am working on this. I will read your messages and will do my best to answer you as soon as I can. If I don't message you back it is because I feel that we would not be able to date either because your not a Christian or because I feel that our lifestyles are too different. I also may want to meet at a group event first as this takes the pressure off of the first date jitters.. because everyone else is there for the first time too.. I have been relationship free for quite a few years because I wanted to work on my career(s) to be proud of who Ive become and now Im ready for the dating scene... hugs..Good luck in your search.. Outdoors somewhere.. How about the zoo?

  • Nya

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    Crap. How do I sound charming, witty and fascinating? That's an awful lot of work, and I feel fairly certain I could only carry it off for about 23 minutes. I guess I will just be me *** at an interesting place in my life. My husband and I are separating. It's been an ongoing process for a while, but we are legally staying together in order to settle our finances and sell our home. It sucks and is pretty annoying to end a marriage. I wish there was something less painful, like bamboo being shoved under my nails, or being seared with a branding iron. But I never luck out that way.All that aside, from an emotional standpoint, things are changing for us. We are good friends and will always be, but I think our passion and desire for each other have left the building. Nothing says "Hey my marriage is down the toilet" more than being separated and on an online dating site. I'm too young to not have passion in my life, but too old to be an innocent, wide eyed girl who clings on some guys every word. Being single at a time in your life when you weren't really expecting it is like walking along with the sun shining and the birds singing and you step in the cross walk and get ran over by one of those Portlandia Bike enthusiasts. It doesn't kill you, but it hurts like hell. You know you will make it through, but you have to heal.I am established in my career and financially independent. I have a serious job, so in my spare time I really want to cut loose and have fun. I'm kind of sarcastic and quirky ( which is the nice way of saying I'm a smart ass), and I like a wide range of music. I sing with a women's chorus. I am also deeply passionate about animals and serve on the board for a non-profit that advocates for wolves. I have a dry sense of humor and really appreciate intellectual conversations. SMART MEN TURN ME ON. I'm in the process of losing weight, so I am pursuing a healthy lifestyle, eating and exercise wise. I have posted a recent, full length picture. I like to be upfront about my size. I understand that we are all attracted to different things. I'm not a 24 year old model. Never have been one, never will. I hope that at this point in my life the most interesting and memorable thing about me is not how I look. I am shooting for reaching a normal weight as I want to be healthy and active for as long as I can. Right now Im a size ***. Sometimes men don't get sizes...I don't like using cute phrases like "I'm curvy" or "I'm big and beautiful". I'm overweight, not happy about it and trying to change it. If you aren't attracted to larger women, then my pretty face and beautiful lips won't make a difference. And as we are on a "fish" site there are plenty of thinner fish out there if that's what you want!:)In short, I'd like to have fun. I'd like to define "having fun". It doesn't mean having a one night stand or that you should contact me to just hook up. Although I'm not looking for anything really serious...I'm not looking for meaningless sex either. That also does not mean that I want to wait 6 months for you to hold my hand. I like things to happen naturally...there is no specific time or pressure on when that should be. Im not a nun. I like sex, I would like it on a regular basis with the right person. I'm not just wanting to date for the stimulating conversations on world politics!I can't deny that I like to kiss. A lot. So...friendship with tongue? Is that a thing?I love to talk with people, but please note that the only pictures I have or will send are exactly like the ones in my profile! ;)UPDATE: I have been out here for about 6 weeks. I have met some really cool people. I have been contacted by some odd people. I have learned that younger men have either watched American Pie or the Graduate and think that all women over the age of 40 are Cougars. I'm going to be honest. I'm probably not bendy enough or flexible enough to do what you think you want to do with me. Unless you are going to pay for my massage and chiro visits after, its probably not going to happen. Sure, you are super fun to look at, and I would like to touch you. It would be fun. But I doubt we could have the kind of conversations that I like to have. I have a 26 year old daughter...so my gut feeling is the first time you smart mouthed me, I would want to ground you or take away the car keys. But, if you are SUPER smart and realize I am not going to be twisted around like Gumby, go ahead and contact me. ;)UPDATE 2: I have been out here a little over 3 months. There are times that I think meetville stands for "Plenty of Freaks"...but there are just enough, nice normal people that its worthwhile. The thing that I'm most happy with, is that I have been able to make some friends. Not everyone is a love connection, but some people are pretty cool...so cool that you enjoy them for their company and you realize that quality time with someone doesn't have to be a big romance. I think people forget the value of there being no pressure...and just having fun. Im still in the drama of divorce crap...so me finding "the one" probably isn't going to happen for a while. In the mean time, I'd like to meet interesting and fun people. Life is too short to not have fun. So for now, my eyeballs are in tact and I forge ahead... Let's wear berets and smoke those smelly french cigarettes and eat a lot of cheese. OROption 2: Probably a coffee date. Just hanging out, talking and seeing if we are compatible. I'm not that picky about someone's looks, although I do prefer someone who is clean and pulled together. For me, it is all about personality and conversation.

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