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OfeliaOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
• I’m a superhero. Special power: I go invisible in large crowds and hallways. (My daughter claims it’s because I’m short. Wtf does she know, she’s 16.)• I don’t have a single tattoo. I’m not opposed, I just wish they were animated.• I love tattoos! Head to toe.• I am not politically correct.• I hear “MOMMMM... YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!” every single day. I usually respond “ohhhh... F*ck!”. If there’s such thing as social Tourette’s, I might have it.• Two piercings. One there ? and one there ?• If you’re 6ft or taller, I will laugh at you if you’re scared of heights.• I hate pubic hair. On the body is gross. On toilet seats, bathtubs, floors, pillows, it’s freaken disgusting!• I hate crowds... But if there’s live music and a couple beers, I’M IN! I absolutely love live music.• I don’t recycle. I’m not opposed to it, I just don’t do it.• I’m hella excited about the zombie apocalypse. Team Zombie!• I do have a checklist for what I definitely don’t want in my life (see below). Otherwise, you’re golden.• I’m not looking for a dad for my daughter, and I don’t want your babies. I had one, I got fixed, end of. Please note: I don’t have the ex parent baggage or the freak child who makes life miserable for anyone I date. She’s respectful, welcoming and independent.• I’ve never had a hamburger. Yes I’m vegetarian. No it’s not about the animals. I’d eat them bloody, they just make me sick.• I don’t want to go hunting or fishing with you. Wait! If it’s hunting Sasquatch.... HELLS YEAH! F*CK YEAH!. Driving to the mountains to put a pole and some string in some water... no. Never.• I’ve never drank a cup of coffee. I like my tea. I don’t care what you eat or drink.• I don’t cook.• People smell. Especially Elevator People. Bus People are the worst.• My English is crap. I wish it was because it’s my second language. It’s not, I don’t know any other languages.• There’s a reason I don’t have loads of photos. I’m shy, and fatter then average (not beached whale fat, jeeze). If we meet, don’t be heartbroken when you don’t see a model. Just being honest.• Been told I smile too much. Dimples are deceiving, like now actually. They make you look like you’re smiling, even in those “oh f*ck, what have I gotten myself into” moments.• I’m not controlling or one of those women that freaks out about you going out with friends. Enjoy life, and your friends.• Not only do I drive, but I drive a stick. Bus People smell awful, remember? I do drive an orange jeep. Yes, I know it looks like a midget bus, it makes me smile.• I’m socially awkward so I need someone who isn’t, because well… it’s just easier that way. • Oh, and I swear.It might sting a little... Or a lot.• You must not live in mommy’s or daddy’s home/garage/basement/car/tent because it’s free. And FFS please don’t call them mommy or daddy!• You must know how to do your laundry and know how to put a sheet on the bed.• Hopefully you drive, and I don’t care what you drive. I won’t be impressed if your car is straight off the set of the fast and the furious. Equally, I won’t be impressed that you ride your bicycle to work because it’s “good for the environment”.• No criminals please.. wait, I guess it depends on the crime and situation. We’ll talk.• No virgins, or nearly virgins. I don’t want you if you’ve only had one or two girlfriends… and that was around high school…. but she really loved you…. because she talked to you that once, so you stalked her… but that doesn’t count because you were in the area anyway o.O• If you look like you belong on a rapist/child molester warning poster, I’m not interested.• You must not see “shadow people” or have been abducted by aliens.• Bald men are sexy, balding men look like they’re on the poster I mentioned earlier.• Please, if you’re socially awkward, don’t message me. It’s hard enough already.
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LovettaOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Hi Guys!I cannot believe I am giving this another shot but I guess the worst case scenario is I get a little free entertainment ;)Ok, I really hate filling this part out but I will try my best to give you a good idea of who I am...I do something I love and is challenging so I'm quite content as far as my professional life goes. I work quite a bit but since I like it days seem to fly by. But everyone has those days where you wish you could win the lottery and quit you job, right?!I love cooking, especially when it's for friends and family, and I also really enjoy going out for dinner and trying new places and foods from different cultures. I don't really do the gym, it's boring. I much rather play a game of tennis (badly) or go for a hike or a rollerblade around the seawall.I don't do the club scene anymore but I do enjoy a good night on the town with my girlfriends once in a while or drinks at a cool pub or lounge. Live music is one of my favourites and I love all sorts of music, even the really old stuff.As far as what I'm looking for on here, I don't really have any expectations from a free dating site like meetville but if I met someone that was also looking to make a meaningful connection and was funny, honest, easygoing, reliable, goal driven...and sane I would be pleasantly surprised :) What I'm really looking for is my team mate in life, someone who can lift me up and help make me a better person and vice versa. Someone I can share my life with and grow with...we'll see if I can find it on here!
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MelonyOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I'm creative, curious, and compassionate. I'm a huge cinephile, I like movies of any genre, to me a good movie is a good movie although good rom-coms are few and far between, that said, I love Film Noir, action/espionage, classic 30's and 40's comedies, heist movies, and classic French, Italian and Japanese (I'll watch just about anything with Samurai) films the most. I won't turn down a good superhero movie either. I'm looking to further my education, possibly with an eye towards a career in restoration. I absolutely love being in the water, when I was little I used to stay in the water at the beach until I was pruney and blue and my parents were yelling at me that it was time to go home. Not a lot has changed. I enjoy being outside and just going for a long walk or a hike. I like to dance too, even if I'm at home and it's only me. I'm looking for someone who is kind and honest, with a good sense of humour. I'd like to meet someone that I'd be friends with even if I wasn't romantically involved with him. I like people who have a good sense of who they are, people who know both the good and the bad parts of themselves.