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Latosha, 46
United States, Minnesota, Virginia

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I finally figured this site out.....not my thingguys my age wanna get married an tie me down...good luck with that !older guys think they can tame me......not sure u existnot to be rude..but i only date white guys..we all have our preferences..thank uif u don't have pix posted..I assume ur a cheater...move on loser im not skinny...i am a woman with curves...not fat..but i do have butt an boobs...and thankful that i do...so if ur looking for a model..buy urself a cosmo!iets just get it outta the way now...some of u cant believe my religion...just like i cant believe ur so nieve..IM AN ATHEIST!go ahead an tell me to GO TO HELL..and see if i care..hahhahaha please...please..please understand that my profile is meant to be funny..if u take it serious...then uve really gotta lighten up...life is to short...so maybe a lil laughter will make u smilethank u let me start by saying that i love those that others dont...soooo if ur full of drama..ur a liar loser or leftover...or love to steal cheat an lie...an u have no job or ambitions in life...an u just got released from jail for raping ur mom...then r u in luck!cause IM DEFFINATELY NOT THE WOMAN FOR U !DONT WASTE MY TIME WITH UR NONSENSE!THANK U AN HAVE A NICE DAY...YEA RIGHT! i guess im outta here....please move on..no time for ur nonsense!!!!!!i recently came to the conclusion that i guess men think ur a PLAYA if u date..or u dont pick them????seriously guys..wtf?i was with the same man for 26 years..and faithful till the end.so i guess u can say..if i dont feel a click..im sorryits not u..its just that ur not who i want for the next 26 years.if ur not comfty with my way of dating..then please dont *** am 45. i do have wrinkles and yes im not perfect like some of u seem to think. i dont wanna decieve anyone....but that being said....IM NOT A FISH AT ALL..IM A MERMAID..THE KIND U HOPE TO FIND AND CAN REEL IN. BUT LIKE MOST MERMAIDS...I HAVE PRIORITES..I HAVE 2 GUPPIES THAT KEEP ME BIZZY...AND A WHOLE SCHOOL OF FISH TAGGING AT MY TAIL.meaning...im a single working mom who is very dedicated to the raising of her 2 children. u will ALWAYS b second!...always!please post pix that r recent and that r of u!second...if ur 55 and say that ur 45....u make urself look stupid!...give it up dumbasssssthird...standing by a hott car in ur pix doesnt make u anymore attractive...just means u probalby cant afford to buy me dinner.first of all...im from the south..so yes i talk pretty dang funny. if my twang dont capture ur heart...my shotgun will...lolim sorry 4 my shorthand an kno that proper english is a lost art...but in my defense, im a 1 finger pecker, and it takes me awhile 2 write anything. so please be kind and understand that what i lack in my writing skills..i makeup 10 fold in other areas ;)i think this online dating thing is pretty cool. where else can i grab my shopping cart.......continue on to the checkout...and put ***back on the candy shelf...cuz i kno i really dont need the extra calories!this is just way 2 cool!just so u kno....i only checked out with 1...and tossed it in the needy bin b4 i got thru the door!all of this while i sit on the comfort of my couch...my hand scratching my asss...eatting a snicker...and drinking a budlite.omg...life is soooooo good!hahahahhahahajust so u all kno...i do try an return most of the mail i recieve. please dont take my kindness as im wanting u. you will kno as we continue 2 chat wheather or not there is a connection.im a single divorced mom of the 2 best kids anyone could b blessed 2 have. ive been asked y im single...well i was left after 23 years of marriage. sooooooo i dont put up with liars, losers or leftovers. im a great person inside/out....if u dont believe me...just ask my wonderful kids...hahahhahai love anything loud fast and furious. im a very hyper person....not 1 to sit and watch the world pass me by.im not a great cook...or even a good cook...i dont do windows, but i can build a LEGO house better then anyone.i wont b on my hands n knees when u walk thru the door...ok maybe i will;)hahahhai dont like facial hair...have my reasons..loldont like smartasssses....unless ur I.Q. exceeds the outer limits.do love....someone who loves to be as funny as mecan be as happy strolling thru the park as u can be watching a game of football.dont get me wrong...i love watching...just not n front of the tube. i wanna b a part of the action.dont like jealousy...i do love talking 2 anybody/everybody. doesnt mean im gonna bang'em tho. its not me tht has the problem...its just ur insecurity.love 2 roll n the grass...makeout n the car...see-saw...zinnias...a man that smells nice...running barefoot....being a tomboy when i want...or being the lady that makes u proud. i love sugar babies an pringles...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhate coffee and bad breath...self centered people an the cost of gas. hate the economic crisis we r having and the dummies we vote into office.give a woman with PMS a week in office...and i guarantee that gas wound be 1.29 a gallon...unemployment rate would be down...new jobs would be up...an 1 week a month would be UR time ;)i love old people...people with disadvantages...the ones left behind or walked passed. u r no different...ur just a lil more blessed in sum areas.i love a breeze blowing thru an open window when i sleep...an the softness of my pillow when i lay my head down.i hate...guys who think tht they do a days work from 9-5....im sorry, but thats just when a womans day starts!in other words...if ur looking 4 sumone just like ur dear sweet mom.....its acceptable here...hahaha)but if ur looking 4 someone who is...KIND,LOVING,GIVING,SMART,SEXY.SENSUAL,SASSY,SEDUCTIVE..AND MORE FUNNY THEN THE LAW WILL ALLOW....hi!ok....blah blah blah. just hope u can see that im...funnyself assuredvery givingloves lifekindand would slice ur throat in a minute if u ever harmed my babies in anyway(im serious!)get the picture...im not AVERAGE...and wont settle 4 AVERAGE.im the kinda girl that would tell u if had a booger on the edge of ur nose...instead of looking away and g hmmmm...how about we meet on gilligans island after a 3 hour tour?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Latin Caribbean French Italian South American Drama Family & Kids Martial Arts War
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