SIMILAR PEOPLE
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CythiaOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Ok, here's what's being accepted:Humpbacks, lazy eyed, slack jawed, slue-foots, and I.Q. minimums are lowered to just over short-bus.Obviously warped sense of humor. Nothing meds can't cure. Love to play like a puppy but put on weekday warrior mask for the masses. I'm a sucker for cartoons, i.e.I've cancelled plans for the "Trailer Park Boys." I jump on the bed, play with food, and make my dog wear Halloween costumes. Love animals just grateful I'm at the top of the food chain, dumb dinosaurs. I collect unicorn horns, I currently have not been able to find one, but soon.....I feel it.Hate mean people, mini vans and that blue moon in the Lucky Charms that makes my milk gray (not a great way to start the day.)My biggest achievement was running for POTUS (I didn't win).Saddest day was when my goldfish drowned.Romance to me is checking my tire pressure, being on my team no matter how bad I am at something (cards, pool, or sack race), taking care of me if I'm sick, holding my hair back if I puke. I appreciate these things more than flowers anyday. Of course jewelry is always a close second!***tough) man, not dipped in sissy sauce. A cross of Optimus Prime++Bo &= my dream guy.What you win is a cool chick with a wicked sense of humor, an expensive edumucation and who doesn't smell too bad.Someone who can cuss you out in a few different languages. The ability to engage in discourse and tell you WHY you should exercise the gray matter between your ears if you vote Obama. I'll forgive you once, twice you should be neutered.I'm a bad winner, you will be subjected to Hamster, Cabbage Patch or End Zone dancing...there will be dancing, you've been warned. Love Hockey games, heavyweight boxing and Bully Beatdown. If I'm alone, I will crank my stereo to Cage the Elephant, Nickelback or some slammin music and dance with the mop while cleaning house. I am 5' 5" 124, with all original parts, and they still work (translation-throw Midol & chocolate at me once a month and no one gets hurt).I'm 2nd out of 6 in big fat obnoxious family.Still very Catholic. Blue eyed Sicillian/Greek. Spoiled, but capable.I have another profile on meetville if you'd like to see more under Tibel***I'm only for the brave. If you're not, save yourself and run now. Catching grapes with our mouths. Spitting in the wind.
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KellOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Hi. I'm a fun, energetic and easygoing person looking for the same. I have a great career and enjoy what I do. I like to laugh and make others laugh.I am looking for someone to date and then possibly see where it goes. I am very selective and would prefer someone that is mature and established in his career. Lunch or coffee
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ShanelOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I am a adventurous person who loves to laugh. I can find fun in just about anything. I have 2 amazing teenagers. My son just left for college and my daughter is a junior in high school. My goal is to always be a positive role model for them. They are my world, but I find myself with alot of extra time these days and would like someone to spend it with. My faith, family and friends are a very important part of my life. I love cook, bake and entertain. I get excited when there is an occasion that calls for a party. I am always the first one to volunteer to have it at my place. I love to travel and see new places. My favorite vacation spot would be on a beach with live music and some fresh seafood. My children and I have been on several cruises and we have always have a blast. I am very spontanious and can pack a bag in a moments notice to head out for a road trip. Even though I do enjoy exploring the world, I can also relax and enjoy a quiet evening at home too. I love my job and look forward to going to work every day. I work hard but I like to play hard too. I do my own landscaping and DIY projects around my house. I do not mind getting dirty, but I like to dress up and hit the town as well. I may be a country girl, but I can handle being in a city too. As far as hobbies - I do not have any one thing. I like playing tennis, walk/run, zumba, gardening, working in my yard, putting up vegtables/jellies and bake. I enjoy spending time with my children, my family and my friends. I am a go-getter, so if you are a couch potato, I am not the woman for you. If you do drugs, I am not the woman for you and if you want a one night stand, I am not the woman for youI am an honest, easy- going, spunky,kind and loving woman that has "it" together and I am looking for a man with the same traits. A good sense of humor is a must. A man that opens the door and is the first to call. A man I can make a life with, no games, no drama. Let's see.. just keeping it simple so we can get to know each other.. ... maybe coffee and conversation or a quiet dinner for 2 or a picnic on pretty day. I'm pretty easy going, so it's really up to you. I love surprises too.. so just surprise me..