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CythiaOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Ok, here's what's being accepted:Humpbacks, lazy eyed, slack jawed, slue-foots, and I.Q. minimums are lowered to just over short-bus.Obviously warped sense of humor. Nothing meds can't cure. Love to play like a puppy but put on weekday warrior mask for the masses. I'm a sucker for cartoons, i.e.I've cancelled plans for the "Trailer Park Boys." I jump on the bed, play with food, and make my dog wear Halloween costumes. Love animals just grateful I'm at the top of the food chain, dumb dinosaurs. I collect unicorn horns, I currently have not been able to find one, but soon.....I feel it.Hate mean people, mini vans and that blue moon in the Lucky Charms that makes my milk gray (not a great way to start the day.)My biggest achievement was running for POTUS (I didn't win).Saddest day was when my goldfish drowned.Romance to me is checking my tire pressure, being on my team no matter how bad I am at something (cards, pool, or sack race), taking care of me if I'm sick, holding my hair back if I puke. I appreciate these things more than flowers anyday. Of course jewelry is always a close second!***tough) man, not dipped in sissy sauce. A cross of Optimus Prime++Bo &= my dream guy.What you win is a cool chick with a wicked sense of humor, an expensive edumucation and who doesn't smell too bad.Someone who can cuss you out in a few different languages. The ability to engage in discourse and tell you WHY you should exercise the gray matter between your ears if you vote Obama. I'll forgive you once, twice you should be neutered.I'm a bad winner, you will be subjected to Hamster, Cabbage Patch or End Zone dancing...there will be dancing, you've been warned. Love Hockey games, heavyweight boxing and Bully Beatdown. If I'm alone, I will crank my stereo to Cage the Elephant, Nickelback or some slammin music and dance with the mop while cleaning house. I am 5' 5" 124, with all original parts, and they still work (translation-throw Midol & chocolate at me once a month and no one gets hurt).I'm 2nd out of 6 in big fat obnoxious family.Still very Catholic. Blue eyed Sicillian/Greek. Spoiled, but capable.I have another profile on meetville if you'd like to see more under Tibel***I'm only for the brave. If you're not, save yourself and run now. Catching grapes with our mouths. Spitting in the wind.
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TamishaOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Recently moved back to Vegas. I am outgoing, adventurous and find beauty in most all things. I am pretty fearless in that I will try anything once. Super down to earth and love to meet new people. I like to go camping, all types of movies, traveling, and blaring the music in my car when a great song is on with my windows down and the wind whipping through my hair. Like most women I enjoy both romantic nights out and chilling at home. I am looking for a quality gentleman that's tall, powerfully built, intelligent, confident, cool, witty, passionate, playful, adventurous, gracious and humorous. A man that works as well as plays hard. He must know how to treat a lady. I can be girly, I like wearing make up, dressing up with heels, getting my nails and hair done but will not hesitate to kill a spider and don't mind getting dirty. I am a very happy affectionate lady, tall (5'***thick but curvy, sarcastic, sassy, flirty, non-judgmental, compassionate and a truly sensual woman who enjoys life and sharing it with someone worthy.My interests are very diversified but its all geared around having fun. I love discovering new places whether its to learn some cool facts or to eat. I love all types of music, museums, the beach, amusements rides, live shows, people watching, culture, anything in water and laughing. I play pool on a league but never take losing to serious. I believe that drama is meant for the movies and should stay there. I love sports but especially pro football. Sunday is about watching the games, hanging out with friends and family and enjoying some good food. I like to cook, BBQ and bake. My children, family and friends (and my furry friends) are the most important things in my life. I would love to have a drink, play a few games of pool and observe how you move on and a round the table. You can learn a lot about a man by the way he carries himself. Will he be arrogant when winning and or sullen when losing. Lets have a few laughs while getting to know each other and see what comes of it.
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MoreenOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
Love to spend time with friends and family ... they are very important to me. My friends say I have a great sense of humor and I love to laugh and keep long lasting friendships. A simple meet and greet at a coffee shop or lunch