SIMILAR PEOPLE
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CythiaOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Ok, here's what's being accepted:Humpbacks, lazy eyed, slack jawed, slue-foots, and I.Q. minimums are lowered to just over short-bus.Obviously warped sense of humor. Nothing meds can't cure. Love to play like a puppy but put on weekday warrior mask for the masses. I'm a sucker for cartoons, i.e.I've cancelled plans for the "Trailer Park Boys." I jump on the bed, play with food, and make my dog wear Halloween costumes. Love animals just grateful I'm at the top of the food chain, dumb dinosaurs. I collect unicorn horns, I currently have not been able to find one, but soon.....I feel it.Hate mean people, mini vans and that blue moon in the Lucky Charms that makes my milk gray (not a great way to start the day.)My biggest achievement was running for POTUS (I didn't win).Saddest day was when my goldfish drowned.Romance to me is checking my tire pressure, being on my team no matter how bad I am at something (cards, pool, or sack race), taking care of me if I'm sick, holding my hair back if I puke. I appreciate these things more than flowers anyday. Of course jewelry is always a close second!***tough) man, not dipped in sissy sauce. A cross of Optimus Prime++Bo &= my dream guy.What you win is a cool chick with a wicked sense of humor, an expensive edumucation and who doesn't smell too bad.Someone who can cuss you out in a few different languages. The ability to engage in discourse and tell you WHY you should exercise the gray matter between your ears if you vote Obama. I'll forgive you once, twice you should be neutered.I'm a bad winner, you will be subjected to Hamster, Cabbage Patch or End Zone dancing...there will be dancing, you've been warned. Love Hockey games, heavyweight boxing and Bully Beatdown. If I'm alone, I will crank my stereo to Cage the Elephant, Nickelback or some slammin music and dance with the mop while cleaning house. I am 5' 5" 124, with all original parts, and they still work (translation-throw Midol & chocolate at me once a month and no one gets hurt).I'm 2nd out of 6 in big fat obnoxious family.Still very Catholic. Blue eyed Sicillian/Greek. Spoiled, but capable.I have another profile on meetville if you'd like to see more under Tibel***I'm only for the brave. If you're not, save yourself and run now. Catching grapes with our mouths. Spitting in the wind.
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MeriwetherOffline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Hard to choose just one type of personality to describe myself. But I will choose adventurer because I think it can pertain to all the other types I could have chosen. Second would be artsy. Wrote song lyrics for many years and pull out the paint on occasion. I would like to take more pictures but don't know much about a good camera. I am more of a nighthawk than a morning person, as I find the solitude then is more conducive to creativity. I think I'm intellectual but still think I am more street smart than book smart. Although I read in spurts and love discussing the places only a book can take u in your mind. I think it's very romantic to read aloud in bed with a partner. I started a book, perhaps one day it will be finished but still lots of life to go into that.I am pretty open-minded and liberal but still value tradition.I enjoy the arts and culture. Going to live theatre, art shows but mostly do live music. Nothing like a good jam.I enjoy the city and dressing up to go out but am happiest walking or hiking in nature. I don't do this enough cause I don't have some big strong man with a gun haha and I have never shot one. I would prefer archery I think.I also like to go fast, love snowmobiling or motorbike. But just ride on the back of a bike. I could learn right??? Well I'm not sure if there is possibly someone who hits all these areas as well as golfs and skis but just figured I would put it out there. Other than that I have a daughter in grade 7, who I am very proud of and am gladly raising her for the next 6 years but after that if I'm still single I will be travelling this world you can bet on it. Cheers well hopefully we would have talked enough to find an activity to do.
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RobertaOffline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
**Guys do the math I was born in ***. Seriously. I'm looking for a relationship NOT casual dating or sex. For the question Do yo want children? My response open/undecided means I am okay if you have kids but I am not getting pregnant at the age of 44. I love kids but was not blessed with any of my own. If not I accept that also. I figure with all the crap I've gone thru there has to be a plan - lol. I'm a native Georgian - yes we really do exist. I enjoy football and soccer. I tend to listen to the Bert Show in the mornings. This time of year there's nothing better then finding a patio and good company to share a drink or two. Family and friends are important to me. I have a large group of friends from college that I'm still see often. Something short and sweet to see if we click. Maybe coffee/tea or an alcoholic beverage.