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CythiaOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Ok, here's what's being accepted:Humpbacks, lazy eyed, slack jawed, slue-foots, and I.Q. minimums are lowered to just over short-bus.Obviously warped sense of humor. Nothing meds can't cure. Love to play like a puppy but put on weekday warrior mask for the masses. I'm a sucker for cartoons, i.e.I've cancelled plans for the "Trailer Park Boys." I jump on the bed, play with food, and make my dog wear Halloween costumes. Love animals just grateful I'm at the top of the food chain, dumb dinosaurs. I collect unicorn horns, I currently have not been able to find one, but soon.....I feel it.Hate mean people, mini vans and that blue moon in the Lucky Charms that makes my milk gray (not a great way to start the day.)My biggest achievement was running for POTUS (I didn't win).Saddest day was when my goldfish drowned.Romance to me is checking my tire pressure, being on my team no matter how bad I am at something (cards, pool, or sack race), taking care of me if I'm sick, holding my hair back if I puke. I appreciate these things more than flowers anyday. Of course jewelry is always a close second!***tough) man, not dipped in sissy sauce. A cross of Optimus Prime++Bo &= my dream guy.What you win is a cool chick with a wicked sense of humor, an expensive edumucation and who doesn't smell too bad.Someone who can cuss you out in a few different languages. The ability to engage in discourse and tell you WHY you should exercise the gray matter between your ears if you vote Obama. I'll forgive you once, twice you should be neutered.I'm a bad winner, you will be subjected to Hamster, Cabbage Patch or End Zone dancing...there will be dancing, you've been warned. Love Hockey games, heavyweight boxing and Bully Beatdown. If I'm alone, I will crank my stereo to Cage the Elephant, Nickelback or some slammin music and dance with the mop while cleaning house. I am 5' 5" 124, with all original parts, and they still work (translation-throw Midol & chocolate at me once a month and no one gets hurt).I'm 2nd out of 6 in big fat obnoxious family.Still very Catholic. Blue eyed Sicillian/Greek. Spoiled, but capable.I have another profile on meetville if you'd like to see more under Tibel***I'm only for the brave. If you're not, save yourself and run now. Catching grapes with our mouths. Spitting in the wind.
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RobertaOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
**Guys do the math I was born in ***. Seriously. I'm looking for a relationship NOT casual dating or sex. For the question Do yo want children? My response open/undecided means I am okay if you have kids but I am not getting pregnant at the age of 44. I love kids but was not blessed with any of my own. If not I accept that also. I figure with all the crap I've gone thru there has to be a plan - lol. I'm a native Georgian - yes we really do exist. I enjoy football and soccer. I tend to listen to the Bert Show in the mornings. This time of year there's nothing better then finding a patio and good company to share a drink or two. Family and friends are important to me. I have a large group of friends from college that I'm still see often. Something short and sweet to see if we click. Maybe coffee/tea or an alcoholic beverage.
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SammieOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
I'm Single I have one son he is married an I have two gran kids, I'm a nurse aide, / care giver I enjoy taking care of the elderly, because they took care of us some one should have the compassion in their heart to care for them as well, I'm drug free, as we all should be , yes I have tattoo's My feelings about tattoo's are some people choose to hang their art on the wall I choose too wear mine , as so many have ask what is the tattoo on my chest it say's (MAMA TRIED) I got that in honor of my mother because I know she put her heart in to raising all of her US/ kids , I'm brought to say yes I'm a country girl at heart, not afraid of hard work cause I believe you have too work hard to survive in this cruel world, as well, I like to have fun I enjoy spending time with my gran kid's as would any one that has gran kids would. As well, I don't do DRUGS , got NO use for them at ALL, No I'm not Perfect Neither are you. I'm not into DRAMA as I'm betting your not either, If you have kids that's fine , Love kids their God's Little Angels, I enjoy life to the fullest, if you made it this far in reading thank you for your time GOD BLESS YOU>>> Any Thing else you would like too know feel free too ask.. But I also when some one looks at a picture their like OMG>>> OH MY GOD ! that person looks horrible or that person is ugly . I don't believe any one is UGLY. We are all Like GOD intended us too be,. I admit their must be an attraction, I know I'm not a BARBIE DOLL ! IN that being said as some one on here keeps sending messages on here asking do I want to meet an BANG . No I don't want to meet an Bang I'm not looking for a BOOTY call, If your are you can call ***MOVE ON ... that's disrespectable... I do have a sense of humor .. I enjoy meeting new people we may not be attracted to each other but I can be a great friend ... If nothing else happens , AGAIN HAVE A BLESS DAY >> Public Place .. Meet for Drinks' or Why choose Dinner.. no time there for conversation because we'd be filling our mouth's .. .