SIMILAR PEOPLE
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KemberlyOnline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
Hi! My name is Kemberly. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Rosemount, Minnesota, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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CythiaOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Ok, here's what's being accepted:Humpbacks, lazy eyed, slack jawed, slue-foots, and I.Q. minimums are lowered to just over short-bus.Obviously warped sense of humor. Nothing meds can't cure. Love to play like a puppy but put on weekday warrior mask for the masses. I'm a sucker for cartoons, i.e.I've cancelled plans for the "Trailer Park Boys." I jump on the bed, play with food, and make my dog wear Halloween costumes. Love animals just grateful I'm at the top of the food chain, dumb dinosaurs. I collect unicorn horns, I currently have not been able to find one, but soon.....I feel it.Hate mean people, mini vans and that blue moon in the Lucky Charms that makes my milk gray (not a great way to start the day.)My biggest achievement was running for POTUS (I didn't win).Saddest day was when my goldfish drowned.Romance to me is checking my tire pressure, being on my team no matter how bad I am at something (cards, pool, or sack race), taking care of me if I'm sick, holding my hair back if I puke. I appreciate these things more than flowers anyday. Of course jewelry is always a close second!***tough) man, not dipped in sissy sauce. A cross of Optimus Prime++Bo &= my dream guy.What you win is a cool chick with a wicked sense of humor, an expensive edumucation and who doesn't smell too bad.Someone who can cuss you out in a few different languages. The ability to engage in discourse and tell you WHY you should exercise the gray matter between your ears if you vote Obama. I'll forgive you once, twice you should be neutered.I'm a bad winner, you will be subjected to Hamster, Cabbage Patch or End Zone dancing...there will be dancing, you've been warned. Love Hockey games, heavyweight boxing and Bully Beatdown. If I'm alone, I will crank my stereo to Cage the Elephant, Nickelback or some slammin music and dance with the mop while cleaning house. I am 5' 5" 124, with all original parts, and they still work (translation-throw Midol & chocolate at me once a month and no one gets hurt).I'm 2nd out of 6 in big fat obnoxious family.Still very Catholic. Blue eyed Sicillian/Greek. Spoiled, but capable.I have another profile on meetville if you'd like to see more under Tibel***I'm only for the brave. If you're not, save yourself and run now. Catching grapes with our mouths. Spitting in the wind.
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FaviolaOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I do have photos to share, just had a bad experience, I totally understand you would like to see who you are chatting with :) Goes both ways :)This is what I am looking for;Balance, Communication, Someone that can just look at me and know what I need, either just a hug or a kissHe does the little things, like laugh at my own made up jokes, or me at hisHe has a soft sensitive side and appreciates the littles thingsWe can cook together having funHe does the shopping I make the lists lol (as I dont like to shop, would rather do the cleaning)He is not cheap but likes to look for bargains and spend in the right areasHe doesnt yell but like to sit down and talk and is willing to listenHas a romantic sideLoves those who are special to him and animalsAppreciates a lady for her feminine side as well as her Tom Boy sideHolds me when I need to cry Holds hands when we go out and not afraid to show affectionLets make this very simple, honestly have not done the dating thing much, was attached for a long time, I am not looking to waste anyone's as I am sure you don't want yours wasted either, chemistry is either there or not, dating for me is stressful, lets keep it simple and go from there, I have been on my own for 4 years, I gotten a chance to know what I do want and need, I am intelligent educated sexy and funny , just me, don't want to change you either, if we click lets just see what happensI am attracted to men that smell sexy, can communicate, are sensual, know what they like and need. A good kisser, who loves to hold hands and not afraid to show affection. I am willing to make my special someone feel special and wanted, just want the same in return. I amnon judgemental, as we all have our own experience teaches us the lessons we need to move forward. Bald men are sexy too, nice lips and romantic, an open heart is very attractive to me, someone that can laugh and be mooshy at the same time. Someone I can laugh with be my best friend lover and partner.Also if you don't love animals, family or kids you are not for me I prefer pubs over clubs, and not looking to be a booty call, although I do believe sexual compatibility is just as important as everything else. :) I am funny can laugh at myself, and wake up happy every morning, no drama and stress just very simple. I am a lady, smell nice, but dont mind being a tom boy when it comes to being in the outdoors. Fishing Camping walks, romance and appreciate the little things, I am simple non materialistic and looking for a low maintenance man. I have two daughters, not with me as they are older, its my time now, , I don't want to have any more kids but don't mind if you have kids :)Open to more if its there :) Open Minded Considerate, Affectionate, Giving and a Warm Heart!!!!!Happy Fishing Everyone!!!! I am willing to wait for the right one for me, life is too short to waste time or too settleQuote I received from a friend today oh so true:My response to Life will show,What emotions need to go,So on my path the Light will shine,The fear of failure no longer mine! Lets decide that together