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Joanie, 44
United States, Minnesota, Rosemount

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MY LIKES:I don't have a specific type, but I do prefer to date within my own Ethnicity. No, I'm not racist. It's just easier this way. I like a handsome face and nice smile including good teeth. Intelligence, wit and a good heart go farther than anything with me. I like a man who is willing to communicate with me off and on throughout the day to let me know he's thinking of me when we can't be together. Affection and passion are very important as well.My musical tastes are varied from pop to dubstep to all kinds of rock, but I've been on a hard rock kick lately. Maybe it's because I'm the mother of a teen. But then again, maybe I've always been a rock chick. I love any music that elicits a physical or emotional response from me. Introduce me to something new. I'm game.I have a varied and sarcastic sense of humor. I love to laugh and find humor in almost everything. My face is very expressive. I'm a great communicator and extremely honest. Maybe I share too much, but it's the only way I know how to be.I've been told I'm funny, but that doesn't mean I can't be serious. I'm not easily offended.I get along with most everyone. I enjoy socializing but I do not feel driven to be with people all the time. I prefer indoor activities when it's hot. It's hard to feel pretty when your face is perspiring. lol I've been a single parent since my daughter was two. We are very close. However, she's in high school now, will be driving soon (God help me!) and will be spending more and more time on her own. I don't want to end up sad and lonely when she leaves me in a few years. LOL So, I figured I'd give this online dating thing a try. The truth is I don't get out in ways or to places where I meet new, single people. The only single men I interact with regularly are co-workers and I'm not fishing in the company pond! There are things I really miss about being with a man. Holding hands, cuddling, touching, kissing. Oh yes, kissing. It's an art form. So much can be said and felt in a kiss. Man, I miss it! Anything else you'd like to know, I'm only a few clicks away. This is not all there is to know. RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:I like the A/C set on 70I need complete silence, covers and darkness to sleep well at nightI cussI love cheeseI LOVE KISSING!My favorite color is purpleI HATE bugs! I'm ***CherokeeI've been told my pictures don't do me justice. First dates/meetings should be a casual get-to-know-you event where you can talk.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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