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Jelissa, 36

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About Me

Okay...I've had to revise my profile as I seem to be attracting the wrong kind of men! Let me start by saying, PLEASE don't message me if all you want is to see pics of me in a bikini or send me pics of you with your shirt off (amongst other things)!Here goes...My friends would describe me as kind, genuine, honest, happy, simple, affectionate, witty, humorous, sarcastic...if you want to know more, just ask!I am a pretty simple person, I never listen to AM radio although I have actually programmed all the AM stations in my car, I don't collect anything although I've always wanted to...just not sure what, I preform random acts of kindness...that may have been me ahead of you in the drive thru when you found out the girl ahead purchased your coffee ;! I don't snore, I carry a bottle of water with me everywhere, my BlackBerry is my computer but it is not attached at my hip, I am grammatical although sometimes I like to make up my own words, I sometimes kiss with my eyes open, I sleep with my sox on, I love red wine although I cannot pick a good one from a bad one, I sleep on the side furthest away from the door so the burglar will grab the 'other guy' first :P I do not plan my life around TV shows, I LOVE affection, I carry my second car key on the same key ring as my first key, my favourite food really is broccoli and if you can't take playful sarcasm then you need to move on :DOn a seriouser (another made up word) note, I am family oriented and there is not an occasion or function that I would miss! Although we are polar opposites, my sister is my best friend. I have a 15 year old son, and, look out boys...he is 6'4! I am not materialistic, but my preference is to date someone 6' or taller as I wear heels all the time. I love going for drives, traveling, love going out on a Saturday night to dance but am just as happy going to a pub to watch the game or staying in with a glass of red :)So...if you'd like to know more, just ask me! Just about anything can turn into a first date. Something simple, coffee, red wine (both?!)...not into the movies on a first date, I am a talker and have no trouble carrying a conversation.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Jack

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    K, a list of things about me, some I knew, others my friends decided I should disclose immediately.1. i'm tall. when i say tall, really, i'm tall. and yeah, the weathers great up here, you midget **stards.2. i'm a smart ass. huh. wtf is that all about? i mean seriously, people just can't take a joke now a days. 3. i'm nice. but if i don't like you, i'll let you know.4. but don't like any of the teams here. 5. i'm a sports geek. go ahead, ask me a question.6. i was in a band. but not the cool ones everyone on my space is in. it was a marching band. ok, not a marching band, but we did play on veterans day, and at basketball/football games. and this one time, at band camp, i... whoa. completely off the subject. 7. i am an athlete though. and i could STILL run a mile in under 7 minutes. but please dear lord let there be an oxygen tank at the end, and some sort of medical assistance.8. i speak 1.75 languages. english, i'm pretty fluent in. puedo hablar espanol, et je parle un petit peur de francais. d*mnit, no tilde's on the comp.9. i used to think that i could be on jeopardy. then i tried out last st patricks day, and while i got 7 out of 10 questions right, i DID NOT GET TO THE NEXT LEVEL OF TRYOUTS. total and complete devastation. and of course, while i sat home later that nite, sulking, my roommate was down in the gaslamp, telling people that "i lost at jeopardy, baby. oooooohhhhhh, woo oooh ooooo" yeah, to the song. seriously, how can you ask what the cubed root of 1,200,543,***is, and NOT let us use scratch paper. 10. i'm nowhere near as funny as i think i am. the whole telling jokes, and getting blank stares has clued me in to that.11. i'm too picky for my own good. hi, can you say perfection does not exist??? hey, i'm just looking for perfect for me. *PERFECT FOR ME IS NOT UNDER 5'10"!!!*12. i'm much better looking in person. just ask those who know me. i am blessed with a giant irish head, and while i've finally grown into it, let me tell you, bearing a strong resemblance to a walking blow pop at 13 years of age, SUCKS!!!13. i used to be able to dunk. well, on a ***ft rim. and i could touch the rim on a 10 footer. just couldn't palm the ball. hands weren't strong enough. but man, i could jump.14. i now have a 2.2 inch vertical. which helps a bit getting up onto a curb.15. have i mentioned i'm a smartass??? ok. that's all i'm divulging at this time. if you have made it this far down, you are a strange individual. lol. j/k. take care, and maybe we'll chat soon.A NOT COFFEE!

  • Anabelle

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Hi! I'm hopeful I'll find someone who shares the same values that I do; honesty, great communication skills, kindness, etc. I have two great kids and I love my teaching career. Although my children are a priority, it's very important to me to have a balanced life and make time for everything and everyone that matters to me :-) When I'm not with my kids, I like to spend time with my friends and family doing anything from dinner, dancing, cover bands, movies, beach, shopping, etc. If you want to know more, then I look forward to hearing from you. If not, best of luck in your search!

  • Glenna

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    For starters if your plans are to talk all sexual the minute u send me a message plz don't waste ur energy sending it...well. .I'm a single mom with a big heart and just want to share it with the right person ...just haven't found him yet!!! I'm independent and don't rely on anyone taking care of me or my responsibilities...if you wanna know more just ask ;)

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