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Lanell, 28
United States, Minnesota, Elk River

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About Me

Ok, well I have had to revamp this, so *deep breath* here we go...I don't golf, the nine iron is just my ass kicking weapon of choice.I'm a pretty strong personality, specifically a sex-positive feminist with (I will admit) a great rack and a pretty face. I'm flippant, sarcastic and funny; however I am incredibly shy at first, but once I am comfortable....Don't call me cutie or sweetie or missy; I hate that. Just had to get that out of the way.I work hard when I'm working and I play hard when I have downtime. I am pretty serious about my personal health, so I do dedicate a fair bit of time to the gym... or at least I will, when I'm back on a regular schedule. I'm not much for outdoorsy type activities in the winter. That's the time for getting new tattoos. Spring - Fall, I am all about hiking and swimming(badly), camping, you get the drift. I hate running; I will walk for days, just don't make me run. I love, Love, LOVE to read, mostly fiction. I have at least 3 books on the go at a time. I'm a huge movie buff. I like all the genres, but I have difficulty watching movies that have been books previously.I have 2 cats; Minion and BattleCat. If you're allergic, I'm sorry but I love them more than you. My family is incredibly important to me, this includes the family I have made for myself. Just be honest with me. If you're looking for a relationship or a cuddle buddy or just a good time once, just say so and we can go from there.I think that's enough for now, otherwise what will we talk about? Um, oh god. I haven't been on a first date in years. What the hell do people do on these things anyways? I suppose there's food, right? That seems a little conventional.. right? Food, a walk in the park? Karaoke - but only if you sing (drunk or otherwise). You MAY be subjected to my best friends' ridicule at that point. Wait.. a walk in the park.. moonlight.. oogle at each other.. *barf* I'll go throw up now. I'm so far from romantic is isn't even funny.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Fay from Elk River | Woman | 28 years old | Cancer
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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    Hello, I am a non-dramatic woman who is looking to find my match and eventually get married. I will not meet you for the first date at your home and you will take me somewhere decent where we can get to know each other. I am very independent, so I am not on here looking for somebody to take care of me, just a partner in crime ;-) . Someone I can get to know on an intellectual level. The man I am looking for needs to be at least 6ft because I am 5´8,and needs to want to stay in shape and for The most part eat pretty healthy. I work out five times a week. Please do not message me with the intentions of "getting into my pants", Not going to happen. Lets just meet somewhere we can talk and get to know each other and see if we wanna take it anywhere from there.

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  • Gerda from Elk River | Woman | 28 years old | Leo
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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    I, like to spend time on the water; I enjoy attending sporting events; the main reason I sell tickets to various events, but it is nice to have a secondary job. I also like to get out and go to live music. Karaoke and trivia nights are fun. It's difficult to describe oneself online, much easier to meet me and get an opinion. If you can make me laugh in a message then I'm sure you can make me laugh in person... and that's key to me. I need a man with a good sense of humor. I'm looking for an honest, upfront, straightforward, faithful man. If you're interested send me a message, and please say more than "hey". I'm a simple girl... somewhere where we can talk and get to know each other better is most important. Card games and coffee? A walk/ picnic by the river? I'm sure your idea will be better.

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  • Rutha from Elk River | Woman | 28 years old | Gemini
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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    All I need from you is a good attitude and a sense of humor! Oh, and you should worship my cat...I suppose I am your atypical small town girl. My parents inherited the family ranch, so I've spent the majority of my life avoiding tractors like the plague. My family is my heartbeat. My Mom is my best friend, but my friends are outstanding! The blessings I have been bestowed with are mind-boggling! I'm a terrible liar, so I learned early in life to skip it, which doesn't leave me with much to hide. I am also a self-confessed Cat Lady. There are dog people, and that's nice, but you have to have the right degree of skewed stability to be cat people. I am cat people. Is dinner and a movie too old fashioned? Is dinner with someone who chews with their mouth closed and a movie that isn't the obligatory chick flick way too much? I'm flexible.

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