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Lanell, 28
United States, Minnesota, Elk River

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About Me

Ok, well I have had to revamp this, so *deep breath* here we go...I don't golf, the nine iron is just my ass kicking weapon of choice.I'm a pretty strong personality, specifically a sex-positive feminist with (I will admit) a great rack and a pretty face. I'm flippant, sarcastic and funny; however I am incredibly shy at first, but once I am comfortable....Don't call me cutie or sweetie or missy; I hate that. Just had to get that out of the way.I work hard when I'm working and I play hard when I have downtime. I am pretty serious about my personal health, so I do dedicate a fair bit of time to the gym... or at least I will, when I'm back on a regular schedule. I'm not much for outdoorsy type activities in the winter. That's the time for getting new tattoos. Spring - Fall, I am all about hiking and swimming(badly), camping, you get the drift. I hate running; I will walk for days, just don't make me run. I love, Love, LOVE to read, mostly fiction. I have at least 3 books on the go at a time. I'm a huge movie buff. I like all the genres, but I have difficulty watching movies that have been books previously.I have 2 cats; Minion and BattleCat. If you're allergic, I'm sorry but I love them more than you. My family is incredibly important to me, this includes the family I have made for myself. Just be honest with me. If you're looking for a relationship or a cuddle buddy or just a good time once, just say so and we can go from there.I think that's enough for now, otherwise what will we talk about? Um, oh god. I haven't been on a first date in years. What the hell do people do on these things anyways? I suppose there's food, right? That seems a little conventional.. right? Food, a walk in the park? Karaoke - but only if you sing (drunk or otherwise). You MAY be subjected to my best friends' ridicule at that point. Wait.. a walk in the park.. moonlight.. oogle at each other.. *barf* I'll go throw up now. I'm so far from romantic is isn't even funny.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Hoa from Elk River | Woman | 27 years old | Taurus
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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I don't really know what to say about myself, but I'm sure everyone starts these things out like that. Seriously though, I am girl who likes to have fun in life. I know when to be serious but I like to go through life having a good time. I LOVE sports. Basketball and football are my main sports but I also have recently become interested in hockey and do enjoy the occasional baseball game here and there. My other main passion in my life besides sports is music. One day I hope to be a music journalist and be writing and taking photos for Rolling Stone. My musical tastes vary from day to day, even hour to hour sometimes depending on my mood. I pick music to listen to that fits my mood at that current moment. I am a very strong believer in the power of music and would most likely be lost without it. Above all those things, the most important thing in my life is my daughter. She changed my life the day she was born and has made me a better person and continues to do so every day. Anywhere where jeans and chucks are socially acceptable. **please don't even bother to message me if you can't write/type using proper English. I will either not respond or I will send you a sarcastic message back correcting your grammar**

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  • Blondie from Elk River | Woman | 30 years old | Virgo
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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    hey i gave up plenty of fish awhile ago but now back trying to get back into this world anyways if you want to know something just ask!! i'm a cook and starting my 3rd year for my red seal in Sept. I love hanging out with my friends going to movies and going to different resturaunts!! how about you describe to me our first day and maybe we will see!!!!! hopefully your a man that can cook!!!

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  • Kristina from Elk River | Woman | 26 years old | Pisces
    Kristina

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I hate these little blurbs that are supposed to give an insight about the real me. Its impossible... in a fun way). I love my family and friends. Music is my life. I have tattoos and a few piercings. I am very independent and can be loud so a strong personality is definitely a must.. I am very straight forward albeit a bit sarcastic, and its almost impossible to offend me. So, if you want to talk or get to know me feel free to ask me anything. In General:Likes:-Football-Music (everything from bluegrass to metal)-Movies (going to and just watching)-Going to Museums and Parks-Art of all kinds (including body mods)-intelligence, charm and a quick wit something we both enjoy. no pressure or (hopefully) awkwardness

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