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About Me

Ok, well I have had to revamp this, so *deep breath* here we go...I don't golf, the nine iron is just my ass kicking weapon of choice.I'm a pretty strong personality, specifically a sex-positive feminist with (I will admit) a great rack and a pretty face. I'm flippant, sarcastic and funny; however I am incredibly shy at first, but once I am comfortable....Don't call me cutie or sweetie or missy; I hate that. Just had to get that out of the way.I work hard when I'm working and I play hard when I have downtime. I am pretty serious about my personal health, so I do dedicate a fair bit of time to the gym... or at least I will, when I'm back on a regular schedule. I'm not much for outdoorsy type activities in the winter. That's the time for getting new tattoos. Spring - Fall, I am all about hiking and swimming(badly), camping, you get the drift. I hate running; I will walk for days, just don't make me run. I love, Love, LOVE to read, mostly fiction. I have at least 3 books on the go at a time. I'm a huge movie buff. I like all the genres, but I have difficulty watching movies that have been books previously.I have 2 cats; Minion and BattleCat. If you're allergic, I'm sorry but I love them more than you. My family is incredibly important to me, this includes the family I have made for myself. Just be honest with me. If you're looking for a relationship or a cuddle buddy or just a good time once, just say so and we can go from there.I think that's enough for now, otherwise what will we talk about? Um, oh god. I haven't been on a first date in years. What the hell do people do on these things anyways? I suppose there's food, right? That seems a little conventional.. right? Food, a walk in the park? Karaoke - but only if you sing (drunk or otherwise). You MAY be subjected to my best friends' ridicule at that point. Wait.. a walk in the park.. moonlight.. oogle at each other.. *barf* I'll go throw up now. I'm so far from romantic is isn't even funny.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Keiko

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    I have a brain and I'm too smart to fall for an insincere or cheesy pickup line, I don't care how cute you are, if you only message me with one word ( hi, hey, hello, etc.) I'm not responding. I don't care how much money you make or what kind of car you drive, I'm independent and it doesn't impress me. I'm here to find a real man, with similar interests, that can accept me and all my quirks, my children, and can be faithful. I'm not very girly and I have zero game. I lack the ability to bat my eyelashes, giggle incessantly at a stupid joke, or dumb myself down for attention. I'm not overly romantic, no roses and poems for me. With that being said, I'm also very funny, extremely loyal, and attentive to those I care about. Seriously, kick rocks. Fake people, clingers ( you know who you are, and you're creepy as hell ) people that tell you what they think you want to hear, because if I wanted everything sugar coated I'd work in a candy store, Dave Grohls stupid face, slow music, people that are so optimistic they should be care bears, closed minded, jealous/possessive, dishonest, prejudiced people, and country music. If you've made it this far without calling me a ****, tool, or any other obscenity, feel free to shoot me a message. Because even though my profile sounds a bit rude, it's because of the horrible luck I've had on here. I'm actually pretty damn awesome, so it's your loss if you don't find that out for yourself Somewhere quiet

  • Saanvi

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    I like to think of myself as an unconventional type that loves to challenge norms, geek out whenever possible, and just otherwise be awesome in general. A lot of folks seem to first notice and comment on the "wise, serious" side of me. I've grown up always having more responsibilities for my age than most others around me, which resulted in having to be more mature than I probably would have cared to be in my youth. To make up for this I've developed a very silly side, which also nicely compliments my creative brain. I'm not your average girl and I'm never going to be. I am at a point in my life now where need to just put it out there exactly what's important to me and see what I can find. So, if you're so inclined to message me, I can give you more details on that. But this is the simple list:1. Have some sense of spirituality, but no preachiness.2. Interest in healthy lifestyle. 3. Be passionate.4. Be adventurous.5. Be creative.6. Be open-minded.7. Be an intelligent being, not just an intelligent mind.8. Be an honest and open communicator.9. Have an understanding of Voluntaryism. You don't often find a lot of folks with all of those, but I'll take at least a few. And, here are some things that will probably automatically turn me off:1. If you're a sports fan.2. If you like rap/hip hop, country, most of du(m)bstep and a lot of other annoying monotone, nerve grating electro music. (ie: Things that go 'oontz-oontz-oontz-oontz' at clubs, etc.)3. If bars and clubs are your scene.4. If you think hipster fads are cool.5. If you smoke (I don't care what kind of plant it is).6. If you're a technology zombie. Nothing is scarier than a person who can't stop playing with their phone. I refuse to try to have conversations or otherwise attempt to spend time with someone who can't stop checking their notifications. Remember when people didn't have cell phones and you know, talked to people?7. If you don't know when it's appropriate to just put something down and spend time with someone. I love just watching people do things sometimes, but not if those things are worth cutting off communication to the outside world. You can pause a game or put down a book...you can't do that with life.And finally, here are some awesome things I love. If you love them too, bonus!- Tattoos!- Dr. Who!- The Legend of Zelda!-- Pretty much anything cat related. I speak meow.- Punk/metal/prog rock/most kinds of rock music except classic and soft rock. Also, classical music. I loves me some Beethoven.- Burlesque and other types of theatrical art!- Making music!- And more!So this may look like a long and serious novel, but in reality, I like to be silly and creative and have fun with people. I wrote up all this stuff deliberately because I'm only interested in hearing from people who would care to respond to it. I don't particularly need to be in a relationship or want to be in one right away, but I figure if there's anyone out there willing to read all of this and it seems to resonate with them, then may as well make some connections. But don't message me with expectations; message me because you think you're genuinely curious about me as a person. I want to meet friends first and foremost, and then if anything beyond that happens great, but it shouldn't be expected. I've outlined all the things above here because if it does turn into something, it's important to know first.PS - FYI, any messages that don't appear to have any kind of sincere thought put into them will be *** like 'you're hot', 'whatcha doing this weekend' and other dumb, pointless stuff like that will be promptly deleted. I'm pretty sure after reading all that you'll have a pretty good idea.

  • Pat

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    A few things about me... I have a dog who is pretty awesome, and I like taking him for walks or to the dog park. I enjoy the outdoors. My family has a cabin on a lake in upstate NY and I like to spend time kayaking, swimming, hiking, biking when I am up there. I've recently played in some co-ed sports leagues, like kickball and cornhole, and that's been a lot of fun. On a typical weekend, I like to grab dinner and drinks with friends. I love to travel and have had the opportunity to visit both Europe and Australia in addition to some great places in the U.S. As far as personality goes, my friends have described me as open, sincere, down to earth, outgoing and very compassionate, among other things. Honestly, I'm just trying to live my life to the fullest, and I'm hoping to find someone special to share my experiences with. If you think we'd hit it off, I'd love to hear from you! I prefer to keep it simple for a first date, like meeting for dinner or drinks. Once we establish that there's chemistry, then we can plan more unique, active dates..

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