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Lanell, 28
United States, Minnesota, Elk River

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Ok, well I have had to revamp this, so *deep breath* here we go...I don't golf, the nine iron is just my ass kicking weapon of choice.I'm a pretty strong personality, specifically a sex-positive feminist with (I will admit) a great rack and a pretty face. I'm flippant, sarcastic and funny; however I am incredibly shy at first, but once I am comfortable....Don't call me cutie or sweetie or missy; I hate that. Just had to get that out of the way.I work hard when I'm working and I play hard when I have downtime. I am pretty serious about my personal health, so I do dedicate a fair bit of time to the gym... or at least I will, when I'm back on a regular schedule. I'm not much for outdoorsy type activities in the winter. That's the time for getting new tattoos. Spring - Fall, I am all about hiking and swimming(badly), camping, you get the drift. I hate running; I will walk for days, just don't make me run. I love, Love, LOVE to read, mostly fiction. I have at least 3 books on the go at a time. I'm a huge movie buff. I like all the genres, but I have difficulty watching movies that have been books previously.I have 2 cats; Minion and BattleCat. If you're allergic, I'm sorry but I love them more than you. My family is incredibly important to me, this includes the family I have made for myself. Just be honest with me. If you're looking for a relationship or a cuddle buddy or just a good time once, just say so and we can go from there.I think that's enough for now, otherwise what will we talk about? Um, oh god. I haven't been on a first date in years. What the hell do people do on these things anyways? I suppose there's food, right? That seems a little conventional.. right? Food, a walk in the park? Karaoke - but only if you sing (drunk or otherwise). You MAY be subjected to my best friends' ridicule at that point. Wait.. a walk in the park.. moonlight.. oogle at each other.. *barf* I'll go throw up now. I'm so far from romantic is isn't even funny.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'0"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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