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Midge, 27
United States, Minnesota, Elk River

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About Me

I am back into the dating realm, and it still is just as complicated and difficult. Essentially, I am human and I have my moments.I try to work out, but would rather spend time with people. I also blog on education and personal forums. Writing is one of my passions.Currently, I teach at a local high school, and am working on my Master's degree in literacy and administration. One day, I hope to not have classes to take and papers to write...but every time I take a break, I go right back to it. I am special. I promise that. You just need to be able to see it, and appreciate all that it encompasses.If you think telling me I am beautiful will make me respond to your message, get a clue or go date the insecure girls you are used to. I may have attractive qualities, but that was a random selection from a genetic pool. Send a note to my parents thanking them. I can only choose who I am and what I do with my life. Since most boys apparently cannot read paragraphs (sorry for the men who could and have to be subjected to this condescension), I'm going to make this next part simple:ONLY CONTACT ME IF YOU MEET THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS (or can legitimately offer a valid, evidence-based reason why you don't):-My age or older. Seriously. A few years makes a huge difference.-You must be smart. I'm not asking if you like intelligent people or THINK you are smart. Legit be brilliant.-Be attractive. See above for qualifiers.-Like physical activity. -Spontaneity is a must. I'm all for planning stuff, but I prefer to have planned time together, with unplanned opportunities.-Show some affection. I know I'm smart and adorable. Show me that you agree.-Be a man. This includes being assertive, loyal, honest, charming, and respectful.-Be positive you don't want (more) kids. My kid is a BAMF, and I'm good with just one progeny.--Be willing to pursue me. Calling me your girlfriend does not make me yours. You have to want to work to keep this. Something outside - I love the beach in fall/winter.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Cooking Adult Comedy Golf
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  • Keiko from Elk River | Woman | 30 years old | Libra
    Keiko

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    I have a brain and I'm too smart to fall for an insincere or cheesy pickup line, I don't care how cute you are, if you only message me with one word ( hi, hey, hello, etc.) I'm not responding. I don't care how much money you make or what kind of car you drive, I'm independent and it doesn't impress me. I'm here to find a real man, with similar interests, that can accept me and all my quirks, my children, and can be faithful. I'm not very girly and I have zero game. I lack the ability to bat my eyelashes, giggle incessantly at a stupid joke, or dumb myself down for attention. I'm not overly romantic, no roses and poems for me. With that being said, I'm also very funny, extremely loyal, and attentive to those I care about. Seriously, kick rocks. Fake people, clingers ( you know who you are, and you're creepy as hell ) people that tell you what they think you want to hear, because if I wanted everything sugar coated I'd work in a candy store, Dave Grohls stupid face, slow music, people that are so optimistic they should be care bears, closed minded, jealous/possessive, dishonest, prejudiced people, and country music. If you've made it this far without calling me a ****, tool, or any other obscenity, feel free to shoot me a message. Because even though my profile sounds a bit rude, it's because of the horrible luck I've had on here. I'm actually pretty damn awesome, so it's your loss if you don't find that out for yourself Somewhere quiet

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  • Jodi from Elk River | Woman | 27 years old | Capricorn
    Jodi

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I like to be adventurous, but not dumb. I absolutely love to dance, but I\'m not looking to party every night or weekend. If you’re a hangouter, we’ll do along, looking forward to your message.

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  • Vernice from Elk River | Woman | 29 years old | Scorpio
    Vernice

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    just ask....

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