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Midge, 27
United States, Minnesota, Elk River

Offline, last seen Fri, 12 Jun 2026 05:52:20

About Me

I am back into the dating realm, and it still is just as complicated and difficult. Essentially, I am human and I have my moments.I try to work out, but would rather spend time with people. I also blog on education and personal forums. Writing is one of my passions.Currently, I teach at a local high school, and am working on my Master's degree in literacy and administration. One day, I hope to not have classes to take and papers to write...but every time I take a break, I go right back to it. I am special. I promise that. You just need to be able to see it, and appreciate all that it encompasses.If you think telling me I am beautiful will make me respond to your message, get a clue or go date the insecure girls you are used to. I may have attractive qualities, but that was a random selection from a genetic pool. Send a note to my parents thanking them. I can only choose who I am and what I do with my life. Since most boys apparently cannot read paragraphs (sorry for the men who could and have to be subjected to this condescension), I'm going to make this next part simple:ONLY CONTACT ME IF YOU MEET THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS (or can legitimately offer a valid, evidence-based reason why you don't):-My age or older. Seriously. A few years makes a huge difference.-You must be smart. I'm not asking if you like intelligent people or THINK you are smart. Legit be brilliant.-Be attractive. See above for qualifiers.-Like physical activity. -Spontaneity is a must. I'm all for planning stuff, but I prefer to have planned time together, with unplanned opportunities.-Show some affection. I know I'm smart and adorable. Show me that you agree.-Be a man. This includes being assertive, loyal, honest, charming, and respectful.-Be positive you don't want (more) kids. My kid is a BAMF, and I'm good with just one progeny.--Be willing to pursue me. Calling me your girlfriend does not make me yours. You have to want to work to keep this. Something outside - I love the beach in fall/winter.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Cooking Adult Comedy Golf
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