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About Me

I actually have no idea where the whole "A priest, a rabbi, and a duck..." jokes go. I hear them on TV and in movies all the times but no one ever finishes the joke! I suppose I could google it but that feels like cheating somehow.People always seem to only mention their good qualities in these descriptions, as if they don't have any bad? Well, I know my bad qualities and I'm ok with them, in fact, I occasionally celebrate them. So, to be a little bit different, here are a few of my other "bad" qualities: -Judgmental-Easily annoyed-Stubborn-Insecure and yet am totally convinced of my awesitude and amazeballsness-I'm antisocial like 70% of the time-Mildly opinionatedAnd some good:-I try to be pretty open and honest-Funny-Reasonably intelligent-Loyal-Mildly opinionatedI enjoy a variety of activities, but right now most of my time is spent working, writing, with my horse, reading, or doing something low key with my friends. I would LOVE to try sailing, fencing, ATVing, kayaking, hot air ballooning, spelunking... the list really does go on. I enjoy doing crosswords (preferably the ones in the 24 magazine since I can usually finish them!), love talking about movies and music and generally feel that a day without a heated debate (including copious amounts of arm flailing) is wasted. What I'm looking for: I'm not entirely sure. I have a pretty decent idea of what I'm *not* looking for and that includes dudes who feel the need to post shirtless photos of themselves. I don't care how proud you are of your nerps, the very act of posting those photos makes me question your judgment and, to be completely honest, I've already thought of several ways to mercilessly mock you. Also, spelling and grammar are important. I can handle the occasional typo but good gawd the little red squiggly lines under those words should tell you something! Have you ever had a conversation with a friend when all of a sudden they whip out the fact that they can't say ";? In fact, they keep trying to say it and all you can think is "Fawk that sounds like they're saying "massive two shits"." No? Just me? I find that when I go to message a guy, I usually only throw down a "hey, how's it going". Generic, I know, but I really don't want to waste time on someone who's not going to respond. Unfortunately that is a pretty boring opening line and not the most conducive to an ongoing, in depth online conversation. So, here's a jumping off point: Who would win in an epic battle between unicorns armed with bacon and bears armed with nets? Hold hands and skip (will seriously marry the dude who knows where that line comes from.)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    If your looking for a hook-up move on I'm not your girl. I'm a single mom with 2 beautiful girls age 5 and 6 who are my world and I wouldn't change it for a second :). At the moment im not working as im planning to go back to school in September. Im pretty busy during the week with my girls but my weekends have become kinda boring as most of my friends are married with kids which is great during the week but my girls are with their dad most weekends. I love being outside in the sun (when we have it) but am quite happy to stay in and watch a movie. I love camping in the summer. I'm over the club scene had my share of it in my early 20's but dont mind going out for drinks to the bar. Im a little shy at first so Send me a msg I'd love to chat :) Something casual so we can have a conversation. Dinner or drinks, walk on the beach, skydiving. Something fun :)

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    Well this isn't awkward at all! My friends keep telling me to try this site so here it goes. Im in my last semester of my bachelor degree. Im a single mom and son is #1 in my life. I work part time and volunteer and still find time to take my munchkin to swimming lessons. I don't get to spend as much time as I would like having fun but when I do I enjoy just about anything outside. I love hiking, fishing, quading, camping, hunting, snowshoeing, skidooing...this list could go on and on. I really just want someone fun and relaxed. My life has been so crazy the last couple years, I really just need some unchaotic fun. Im very honest, sometimes a little blunt. I really don't see the point of beating around the bush lol. I'm fiercely loyal, empathetic, smart, and a romantic, though my faith in romance is a little lacking of late. My family sucks, my friends are my real family. For those I love I would just about do anything. So I guess that's me in a nutshell... truck ride on some back road with a case of beer! Or perhaps a campfire...with beer of course!

  • Midge

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    Hello, I'm a pretty relaxed person who's equally happy spending a day outdoors enjoying the weather, or staying in with some video games or a scary movie. I don't do drugs (that includes ***but I do drink socially on occasion. I am a painter and custom framer who has recently finished my degree at ACAD, and am currently working to save up a bit before applying for a second degree in education next year.I love animals and have several pets, so if you are an animal person that's a plus! I have a cat, a bird, 2 snakes, and 3 fish tanks. Most of my pets are rescue animals with the exception of a few of my fish and I put a lot of work into taking good care of them.I really like traveling although I've been focusing on school for the last 3 years. I like going to alternative shows, ranging from metal and industrial-- to electronic and other kinds of music. I have everything from *** dub-step-to silly pop music in my collection and think every genre has something good to offer.Other stuff-My biggest vice is coffee.I have some tattoos and piercings, but they are part of who I am :)Before college I was in the military for several yearsI've been a vegetarian for almost 10 yearsOver the last few years I have really gotten into aquarium keeping as a hobby. I have several fish tanks with lots of cool fish, and am always trying to learn more and attempt to keep new and challenging species.My second biggest vice is scary movies and games, especially zombie ones. coffee or a pub maybe. Just something easy going and relaxed. Of if you are feeling more adventurous maybe join me for some punk rock bingo sometime. It's awesome and fun!

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