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Mona, 28

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About Me

I actually have no idea where the whole "A priest, a rabbi, and a duck..." jokes go. I hear them on TV and in movies all the times but no one ever finishes the joke! I suppose I could google it but that feels like cheating somehow.People always seem to only mention their good qualities in these descriptions, as if they don't have any bad? Well, I know my bad qualities and I'm ok with them, in fact, I occasionally celebrate them. So, to be a little bit different, here are a few of my other "bad" qualities: -Judgmental-Easily annoyed-Stubborn-Insecure and yet am totally convinced of my awesitude and amazeballsness-I'm antisocial like 70% of the time-Mildly opinionatedAnd some good:-I try to be pretty open and honest-Funny-Reasonably intelligent-Loyal-Mildly opinionatedI enjoy a variety of activities, but right now most of my time is spent working, writing, with my horse, reading, or doing something low key with my friends. I would LOVE to try sailing, fencing, ATVing, kayaking, hot air ballooning, spelunking... the list really does go on. I enjoy doing crosswords (preferably the ones in the 24 magazine since I can usually finish them!), love talking about movies and music and generally feel that a day without a heated debate (including copious amounts of arm flailing) is wasted. What I'm looking for: I'm not entirely sure. I have a pretty decent idea of what I'm *not* looking for and that includes dudes who feel the need to post shirtless photos of themselves. I don't care how proud you are of your nerps, the very act of posting those photos makes me question your judgment and, to be completely honest, I've already thought of several ways to mercilessly mock you. Also, spelling and grammar are important. I can handle the occasional typo but good gawd the little red squiggly lines under those words should tell you something! Have you ever had a conversation with a friend when all of a sudden they whip out the fact that they can't say ";? In fact, they keep trying to say it and all you can think is "Fawk that sounds like they're saying "massive two shits"." No? Just me? I find that when I go to message a guy, I usually only throw down a "hey, how's it going". Generic, I know, but I really don't want to waste time on someone who's not going to respond. Unfortunately that is a pretty boring opening line and not the most conducive to an ongoing, in depth online conversation. So, here's a jumping off point: Who would win in an epic battle between unicorns armed with bacon and bears armed with nets? Hold hands and skip (will seriously marry the dude who knows where that line comes from.)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    I feel like I should ask my Grandmother to write this blurb for me --she thinks very highly of me.I am easygoing, have a great sense of humor and am very independent. I'm not looking for anything in particular from this, and it's probably better not to have any expectations. It seems to work for some people, however, so I figured I would give it a shot! I like to think I have varied interests...but don't we all? I love camping and being outdoors...but it's also nice to dress up and go out once in a while. I like any kind of live music, and I have a soft spot for classic rock and country. I also very much enjoy horrible rap music after a few vodka sodas...very cliche white girl. I enjoy spending time with my friends and family, but I also value time by myself. I have a very fulfilling job that I love and allows me to have a relatively flexible lifestyle. Hopefully one day I will click with someone with his sh*t together, makes me laugh and is willing to watch Pawn Stars marathons with me on rainy Sundays. This all sounds so achingly generic. Oye. I'm actually a riot, I promise.Can someone please explain this 'Meet Me' feature to me? Probably meet for coffee in a well-lit area where we will be watched, unbeknownst to you, by a large Russian enforcer who attacks if I give the signal.Or we could just go get drunk....

  • Tena

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    Where to start...I wish I could say that I am new to this and don't know what to expect, but the truth is this is about the 3rd time I've tried this, and I pretty much know what to expect, but I'm hoping to be surprised this time around! I've met some interesting people just nothing that has worked out.I'm pretty much your average girl, I'm a jeans and t-shirt kind of girl, but I do enjoy getting dressed up and dolled up every once in awhile. I'm not a slob or anything, I like to look good, I just can't justify taking 2 hours to get ready all the time, I have other things I want to do with my time! What do I like to do? Well, I have 2 horses that I spend a lot of time riding/training. I also play soccer a few times a week. I have a dog that I like to spend time with as well. I'm not a huge bar star but every once in the while I get the urge to party...I usually regret it the next few days after but it's always fun in the moment! Not sure what else I can tell you about myself, I guess if your interested in hearing more send me a message...I can guarantee I am too shy to be the one to send the first message!

  • Layne

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    Like to do any outdoors activities, love sports especially softball and hockey!! Enjoy shopping and going to movies and dinner :) very active and outgoing!!! I don't really like to ramble on about myself, I'm pretty easy going and just go with the flow. I love to be involved in fun things and around a good crowd :-) Would like to meet up and either go to dinner and a movie or go dancing and have a few drinks ;) could go for a drive maybe even a walk ;)

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