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GenyaOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
now accepting applications for a grown ass man! due to an expansion of standards, a GAM is required ASAP. must be proficient in the truth, trustworthiness & back rubs. great smile & tush are also assets. scrubs need not apply. this is a F/T commitment that requires you during evenings, weekends & stat holidays. benefits include - but are not limited to - dinners, massages & sabbatical during hunting &/or playoffs. all applications are appreciated, but only qualified GAM will be contacted. references are not required, but remember that skeletons never stay in the closet. *note: if you do not know what a 'scrub' is, refer to TLC's aptly titled 'no scrubs'. if you are unsure if you are, in fact, a GAM, you're not, and while we're sure your mother thinks you're great, you are not a fit to this position.*another note: i find the 'instant message' on here obnoxious, so using it is a sure fire way to get me to not respond. sorry, 53 year old man who likes sex, but you'll have to find someone else to irritate.*another, another note: i'm actually quite a nice, charming girl. i just happen to know what i want, and i'm not willing to sacrifice my time -- or the $10 in my wallet that mr. was-right-now took -- on someone who i KNOW isn't right for me. honesty is the best policy. am i right, or am i right?*if you really wanna knowwhat i want in a guywell im looking for a dream on a mean machine with hell in his eyesi want a devil the skins tight letherhe's gonna be wild as the windand one fine nighti'll be holdin on tightto a coooooool rider* something that doesn't involve candles, rose petals and whisper talk... unless we're performing an exorcism or creating a new eau de toilette - both of which could be possibilities.
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MidgeOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Hello, I'm a pretty relaxed person who's equally happy spending a day outdoors enjoying the weather, or staying in with some video games or a scary movie. I don't do drugs (that includes ***but I do drink socially on occasion. I am a painter and custom framer who has recently finished my degree at ACAD, and am currently working to save up a bit before applying for a second degree in education next year.I love animals and have several pets, so if you are an animal person that's a plus! I have a cat, a bird, 2 snakes, and 3 fish tanks. Most of my pets are rescue animals with the exception of a few of my fish and I put a lot of work into taking good care of them.I really like traveling although I've been focusing on school for the last 3 years. I like going to alternative shows, ranging from metal and industrial-- to electronic and other kinds of music. I have everything from *** dub-step-to silly pop music in my collection and think every genre has something good to offer.Other stuff-My biggest vice is coffee.I have some tattoos and piercings, but they are part of who I am :)Before college I was in the military for several yearsI've been a vegetarian for almost 10 yearsOver the last few years I have really gotten into aquarium keeping as a hobby. I have several fish tanks with lots of cool fish, and am always trying to learn more and attempt to keep new and challenging species.My second biggest vice is scary movies and games, especially zombie ones. coffee or a pub maybe. Just something easy going and relaxed. Of if you are feeling more adventurous maybe join me for some punk rock bingo sometime. It's awesome and fun!
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JacobinaOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Well i just moved back to Red Deer, just settling in.First off I want someone that knows how to treat a lady like a lady. Also if you have a big head about yourself not liking that much, confidence is sexy yes, but you dont need to be a jerk about it. Im easy going and down to earth, Im a positive person and like being with positive people, i woke up this morning, its a good day. I like a good conversaion. But its always nice to go and let my hair down at a pub watch a hockey game or ufc. Im looking for the same in someone. Someone I can joke around with and have fun with not all things in life have to be wound so tight. I have kids and they mean the world to me, Im not looking for a dad for them as they have a dad. Im really not into mind games, I value honesty the most in people, please be as blunt as I'm not one for beating around a bush. I take people for who they are not what I feel they should be, our flaws make us who we are. It would be reallt nice to meet a guy that knows what they wont and not lie about. If you feel you fit what Im looking for send me a message if not good luck!