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RonniOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
Things about me...Sh*t Creek Survivor, President of the National Sarcasm Society, I know a little about a lot of things just enough to make me dangerous, yes I'm single-you're going to have to be amazing to change that, if you're a player-nice to meet you I'm the COACH , my ideal job would be to drive the Karma bus, class is knowing what to say when to say it and when to SHUSH, don't judge me because I sin different then you, I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum 'cause how can a glow worm be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum, most recent book I've read "How to Behave and Why", religious beliefs- lead me NOT into temptation I can find it myself, favourite day of the week-MILF- Man I Love Friday's, honesty-don't give me a pretty little lie I prefer the ugly truth, if bubbles appeared above my head I'd be screwed, common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power, I'm the girl next door-you just haven't met me yet, yes I'm down to earth-that's where gravity pulls me, favourite thing-the satisfying feeling of making someone laugh really hard, I am entirely made of flaws stitched together with good intentions.Tip for the day: Treat every problem like your dog would; If you cant eat it or *** it, piss on it and walk away.Keep Calm & Stay SASSY!Have a beautiful day, own it like it's yours!!!!p.s. please don't ask for nude pics, it wont happen, and if you do you'll be deleted, so show a little bit of respect for YOURSELF!! Wing it....
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BilliOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I'm a down to earth, easy going girl. I'm independant and ambitious. I have a pretty sarcastic sense of humor and need to be around someone who not only gets it but can give it back too. I love to travel and I'm always ready to pack a bag and jump on a plane, doesn't really matter where it's headed. There's so much more but I really don't want to write some long, boring profile. Part of the fun of getting to know someone is actually getting to know them! So this is just some of the basics.I'm looking for someone who is serious about finding someone special so please don't waste my time. Can I say that without sounding obnoxious??***Update***I know I said above please don't waste my time if your not looking for something serious but I guess I have to elaborate because that statement clearly isn't obvious enough...lol. So at the risk of sounding even more obnoxious, I'm not looking for a pen pal. I'm fine with *** at first but that's not the best way to truly get to know someone and find out if there's chemistry. If you're not up for a phone conversation and meeting at some point then, again, please don't waste my time. Something casual like coffe or a drink