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MargartOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
Okay... I'm going to rewrite my profile and make it truly who I am. I'm going to let my freak flag fly. The first version was WAY too dry and nowhere even close to what my true personality actually is.First of all. I am a single mother of FOUR sons. Ya hear me? FOUR boys! Yup. Every time I went to get an ultrasound I was waiting to hear "It's a girl"... Nope. But they stack up good and thank goodness for storage totes. Shoes get nasty... Nothing a little baking soda doesn't cure. Even though my kids are runners, we recycle with bleach, febreeze and baking soda when possible.Now... All of the very funny things about me apply to being the mother of four sons and taking care of a houseful of kids and household chores alone. LIKE: I can't mow grass. I can't work a lawnmower. Every time I get on the mower, I hit a root, get stuck and until one of my older sons bends the blade back into its normal shape, I carve crop circles into the grass and create a cloud of smoke. Are you a landscaper? *** HOT!Next... Ever been in a mini van doing 80 down the Parkway in the dead of winter and all the kids are fighting and ready to kill each other. BUT... You control the windows and YOU have a heated leather seat. You know how to shut them up? I DO... I roll all the windows down but my own, I crank MY heated seat and I don't roll the windows up until they all shut up and apologize (to each other and me!).On the UP side... My oldest won the JV Conference Championship last year for Cross Country. The older two do triathlon and one does long course tri (just short of Olympic Distance). He also runs half marathons and has since he was 12. The oldest is in all honors classes and had over a 93 average in every one of his classes in high school as a freshman.So while there is total insanity, there is structure, discipline and expectation. I do MOST of the parenting alone, I always did, and it seems like I always will. I will accept the credit when credit comes due at my funeral. (not a minute before!)I bet you're wondering about my tender side. Of course I'm tender, loving, kind and gentle. I'm raising four kids and I'm humbled regularly by my life and my situation. I know exactly what I'm grateful for! I count my blessings every day! We might be a traveling circus but it's always an adventure!What do I like to do you wonder? Hmmm..... Well, I like everything, because I....I just do. If you ask me, everyone should want to do anything and everything. Why not...? There's nothing I wouldn't do and nothing I couldn't do and no place I wouldn't go and no place I couldn't go. I should write a Dr. Seuss poem on that... I am into experiential living. Just do it! Shut up... Embark! Engage! No fear!So yes... Here comes the sexy me... Slip into the fairy dress from the teen department. Pair it with feather earrings and a pair of moccasins I've had since college. Put on a head scarf that looks like a latch hook potholder. Add some Opium perfume and slip out the door in the rain to listen to a DEAD cover band.I am a liberal hippie chick. Now... Liberal hippie guys like the hippie chick in me... But conservative guys like the wild streak. I've homebirthed (truth!), I didn't vaccinate my kids (and have had chicken pox and whooping cough), I roll with flower children and I won't take "nonsense" (insert another word) from anybody about who I am.I am sooooo me.... I can't be anybody but me. I would never, in a million years, apologize for who I am because I am salt of the earth, true to my man, true to my family, true to myself, but never say die, unapologetically ..... ME.So....that's it. If you like girls like that... ***! Ha! :) We are going to build a bonfire on the shore by the river in my backyard. I have to make sure you can do this...it's a qualification for dating me. Then we'll hang on my raft and shoot the breeze.
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BernadetteOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
Looking for someone to hang out with, get to know and maybe more.I'm unique because I'm me :) Just kidding... My journey makes me unique- ask and I'm an open book.I have a high stress job, so when I'm not at work I like to laugh.I'm trying to get in shape- on a health kick, it's a process. So if your looking for BBW? I'm not sure I'm her- or if I am it's not going to last... Someday I want to travel all 50 states. I have a 13 year old son but it will take a loooong time for anyone to meet him- he's my #1 priority. That being said, if mom isn't happy, nobody is happy :) I'm happy- love my life, my job, my friends- just looking for someone to share it with.Just moved home - work in NJ, live in DE Whatever we both are comfortable with.Comedy club? Coffee? Drinks?
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MayOffline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am easy to get along with but can see thru peoples BS quite quickly(Like honesty).I am a country girl(Sassy and Feisty).I love my dog(a Boxer)and cat(Satan himself) as much as I do my kids***I have been thru hell and came out smiling).(Moving back to the Keys soon,maybe). I love guns(but will not hunt).I love to fish(but can't clean them). I love old muscle cars(Grease monkey). I love all kinds of music(But I am scared to dance).I love to laugh so hard I cry.. IYou should be someone that loves to make me laugh so hard I cry. Someone that will make me want to get up and dance.Someone that will let me be me and love me because of it all...Ok Update I am saying I want a LTR (I am sick of the way I am) But it won't be just anyone... Looking to meet someone on a friend level at first,,great first meet should be someplace where we can hear each other talk but not so quite that we draw attention when we laugh a little to loud...