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Ormonda, 41

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About Me

Damn does that song get on your nerves too? Then see? We have aomething in common already! I'm a Fun, witty, crazy (in a good way lol) large BBW. I don't claim to be "average" or even "athletic..." I am what I am and I'm ok with me. :-) if this isn't your thing than no problems best of luck on your search....Now...for the rest of you still there....I'm looking for one man to spend time with getting to know. My needs are simple: you should be kind, respectful, sarcastic, affectionate, funny, HONEST, mature, independent and not psychotic. I know I'm asking a lot, but I know what I want and don't want to settle....I'm sure you don't want to either. Please be local. I always laugh when I get messages from men who aren't local to me...I love the NYC guys that say they can't find a woman...huh? Shut off the PC and go outside! Betcha you'll find one!Remember...first impressions count even in *** you send me a message and all it says is "hey.." then you will get one back saying "bye." Don't send me an ***'re claiming to want a relationship but are only after casual sex. I love sex...I love LOTS of sex with the RIGHT guy...not ANY guy. Just because I'm big doesn't mean I'm easy and/or desperate. I don't care how much you brag about what you can offer or do to me..if we're seeing each other than hey...go for it....I love that kinda stuff...but don't tell me in the first *** "the best." If your profile says you're looking for a relationship and within the first 2 minutes of conversation you're asking me what size my breasts are or if I was bad this past weekend then you will get a goodbye.I am surprised by the number of men my age that list the length of their longest relationship is less than a year...wtf is up with that? lol Single fathers are welcome. I have a child who's needs come first so I understand that yours will (and should) too. Since I'm always spending endless hours fending off paparazzi and insane fans trying to steal a little piece of my soul...and goofing off on *** ice-breaker is always nice...a quick meet to see if there is chemistry and potential. If there is a mutual interest we can go from there..if not, then no harm done.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Shanelle

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    Who am I? I’m an intelligent, responsible, loyal person who loves to laugh. I’ve been labeled as ‘the hugger’ by my friends because I believe in letting the important people in my life know how much I appreciate them. I think people hear the bad things in this world all too often. My parents taught me “if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all” and I try to live by that.I have a sense of humor (although it is sometimes considered a little 'off'). I truly believe laughter is the best medicine. I tell it like it is.;Monk-ish."I have two children who keep me busy and laughing and engaged in what is really important in life; you know, like cartoons, video games and halloween costumes. I love many different kinds of music and really enjoy live music. You won't normally find me sitting around watching TV, unless the Packers, Badgers, or Brewers are on.Recent accomplishments - competed in my first triathlon and completed a 100k bike ride (yeah, I'm talking pedal bike)!Things I find attractive in a man? A great sense of humor, good manners, a sense of responsibility and someone who’s ever truthful, even when he knows what he has to say is not what I want to hear.It's hard to put who you really are in this little space - in short, I'm me! And if you'd like to know more, you'll have to contact me so we can chat. Hope to hear from you soon. Open to suggestions!

  • Dee

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    I\'m out going whatever event it is I\'m up for it, we live life only once and have to enjoy every bit of it. I love to take chances. I’d love to find a soulmate, so let’s get to know each other first.

  • Dianne

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    ok first and foremost here is the truth...I have a disability its called Degenerative Disc Disease...it affects my hips and back so if you dont want to be associated with a person with a handicap dont even bother sending me a message or reading my profile any further...Have a great day.Hi Guys!!! I am not on here to try to find the love of my life....hell if it hasnt happened by now it never will. I signed up on here to find decent people who i can call friends. I am going threw some difficult times right now but hell thats part of life, doesnt change who I am or what I want out of life. I have been on this site many times in the past 6 yrs so I really do know what this site is mainly about and quite frankly I am not into one night stands or friends with benefits, yeah I do want a man in my life, WHO DOESNT, but with the way my medical situation is I dont want to be a burden on anyone so thats why I only want friends. I am honest, I believe honesty is the best policy.I am down-to-earth and some would say I am also old fashion(which is the truth, I am).I am a good listener and I will try and help in any way I can.I am very respectful and I expect respect in return.I am a country music fanatic but I do listen to some soft rock.I may not be gorgeous or sexy but I am ME. Please take the time to get to know me, you may find that you like what you find out.If you got this far on my profile thank you for taking the time to read this.Happy fishing Have a coffee ..talk and become friends

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