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Ormonda, 41

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About Me

Damn does that song get on your nerves too? Then see? We have aomething in common already! I'm a Fun, witty, crazy (in a good way lol) large BBW. I don't claim to be "average" or even "athletic..." I am what I am and I'm ok with me. :-) if this isn't your thing than no problems best of luck on your search....Now...for the rest of you still there....I'm looking for one man to spend time with getting to know. My needs are simple: you should be kind, respectful, sarcastic, affectionate, funny, HONEST, mature, independent and not psychotic. I know I'm asking a lot, but I know what I want and don't want to settle....I'm sure you don't want to either. Please be local. I always laugh when I get messages from men who aren't local to me...I love the NYC guys that say they can't find a woman...huh? Shut off the PC and go outside! Betcha you'll find one!Remember...first impressions count even in *** you send me a message and all it says is "hey.." then you will get one back saying "bye." Don't send me an ***'re claiming to want a relationship but are only after casual sex. I love sex...I love LOTS of sex with the RIGHT guy...not ANY guy. Just because I'm big doesn't mean I'm easy and/or desperate. I don't care how much you brag about what you can offer or do to me..if we're seeing each other than hey...go for it....I love that kinda stuff...but don't tell me in the first *** "the best." If your profile says you're looking for a relationship and within the first 2 minutes of conversation you're asking me what size my breasts are or if I was bad this past weekend then you will get a goodbye.I am surprised by the number of men my age that list the length of their longest relationship is less than a year...wtf is up with that? lol Single fathers are welcome. I have a child who's needs come first so I understand that yours will (and should) too. Since I'm always spending endless hours fending off paparazzi and insane fans trying to steal a little piece of my soul...and goofing off on *** ice-breaker is always nice...a quick meet to see if there is chemistry and potential. If there is a mutual interest we can go from there..if not, then no harm done.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Gracie

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    I have 3 beautiful daughters and they are my number one priority. I also have very limited free time so that would have to be understood. I'm not your ex and though I'm happy to listen to you, I'm not going to pay for the mistakes of other women and I won't ask you to pay for the mistakes of the men I've dated in the past. The past is the past. I'd rather learn from it and move on than dwell in it. I love people who have positive attitudes, who don't dwell on the negative and who like people. By the way, just because I'm friendly, doesn't mean that I want to be intimate with you. It just means you have a chance to make a friend. :) Also, confidence is attractive, but arrogance isn't. A truly confident person doesn't have to feel like they're better than anyone else. They're simply happy in their own skin. If this sounds interesting, let's talk, laugh & become friends. If something special comes of it, then great. If we end up being friends, that's great too. I will warn you though, I won't chase anyone. I'll respect you as much as you'll respect me.Your photo does not tell me who you are and it doesn't determine whether I would want to get to know you or not. I am more attracted to those who have a sense of humor, can carry on an intelligent conversation and are willing to work for a living. This is not a judgment. This is simply being attracted to people who I have more in common with. I have high respect for people who have morals, family values and believe that hard work pays off. As unfortunate as this is I have to include it: If you don't have a job or a vehicle, please don't waste my time or yours....I am not looking for another dependent. As stated above, I already have 3.

  • Milissa

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I offer an open mind and an open heart. I believe respect, honesty, trust, communication, attraction and lots of laughter make relationships something we treasure, not just something we are in. They create the bonds we hold onto, not get tangled up in. I am not a perfect person, but I give my best for all things, always. I am a wiseass, dry wit, tree hugger, philanthropist, attitude of gratitude, health and nutrition geek, avid recycler, and I always bmob(bring my own bag). I am passionate about the environment and being an active participant in making the world a better place. I DIY just about everything in my home and love home construction projects. Don’t worry, I don’t need your tools, I have my own. Power and kitchen tools over shoes any day. And, yes, I am still very much a girl with heels, skirts, toolbelt and all. ;) I’m not afraid of hard work, big challenges, bugs, clogged toilets, or breaking a nail. I don’’t bother me at all. Of course, I will be busy getting in touch with my inner Rianna so, hopefully, you don’ I am generally a very active person and I love to be outside as much as I can and I am always interested in trying new things. Nights on the porch swing are a favorite too. I am always involved in fundraising events and volunteering for humanitarian, school, and environmental causes. Love, love, love music. All kinds. It is not so much what it is or who it is by, but how it makes me feel. There is nothing like the feeling of being in a song. With the right music in my iPod I can do anything. I love children in general, but my little banana heads are my favorite people in the world. We hike, bike, jog, play baseball, football, frisbee, and lots of leggo building. We frequent all the playgrounds in the area, and trek off museums and aquariums whenever possible. We do the Komen 5k for breast cancer and the 5k for Saint Jude’s together every year. If you have kids, no problem, the more the merrier. Honesty is a HUGE deal to me. Gigantic. If the truth used you like a sock puppet and you still couldn’t be honest………Stop Reading and Fish Elsewhere. If you are looking for a replacement “mommy”, are a video game junkie, stupid humor lover, bar fly or couch potato- I am not the one for you.…….we are not a match. At all. I am looking for someone who really wants to be in a family. With all the chaos, laughter, fun, love and frustration that comes with it. It's a hell of a ride, but so very worth it. If the idea of little league, school concerts, boys in trees and mud, bake sales and bouncy house birthday parties makes your skin crawl we are not a match. If you have a big, nutty family that drives you crazy, but you love dearly and never want to live without- no worries- I have one too. I am hoping to find someone who has the same level of energy, ambition, and passion that I do. Someone who has diversified intellect and interests, brainiacs welcome, I promise you won’t bore me. Someone who is fun, active, smart, outgoing, yoga loving, urban homesteading, socially aware and responsible, foodie, eco-freak, high nutrition inclined, style conscious, child friendly and financially savvy. Sports fanatic, fine. Workaholic ok. Dancing sushi lover preferred. Did you get all that, lol? Let’s build a gazebo, dig a koi pond, hike a trail, get massages, throw a killer Superbowl party. We will be fine on our own but better together. So, this is me. If it is you too, then send me an e. Let’s get this party started, lol. Best Wishes To You For Love And Happiness. Something fun, outdoors, and probably involving coffee. Maybe go wine making- I have always wanted to try it!

  • Aaren

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Hi there!If I had just one wish,it would not be for money,fame or fortune. It would just be to find my one true love. Someone who I can have a total connection with. I hope this doesn't sound corny or weird but it's from the heart. Why is it so hard? Where is that guy who is honest,affectionate...romantic(love to snuggle and kiss :)) hard working, good communicator loves animals and kids and just wants a lasting solid relationship? He need not be perfect because I certainly am not, a work in progress I like to say! I would hope we share some common interests but also be our own person by having our own hobbies. I have so many,I could stay busy if I lived to be 100! Let's see,love travel, cooking, being outside,walking,riding my bike,parks of all kinds, the arts,animals,watching movies and going to dinner or coffee are just a few.Oh and I love most music also,and concerts.I think I somewhat have things together and have come a long way as a single parent. I have a house/job and car.Always trying to improve myself and things around me. Try to always stay positive. I have 2 kids,one on her own and another teen.I am very much looking forward to hearing from some great guys!! :)) Coffee!! Love coffee houses! Or always up for suggestions!!

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