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Ormonda, 41

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About Me

Damn does that song get on your nerves too? Then see? We have aomething in common already! I'm a Fun, witty, crazy (in a good way lol) large BBW. I don't claim to be "average" or even "athletic..." I am what I am and I'm ok with me. :-) if this isn't your thing than no problems best of luck on your search....Now...for the rest of you still there....I'm looking for one man to spend time with getting to know. My needs are simple: you should be kind, respectful, sarcastic, affectionate, funny, HONEST, mature, independent and not psychotic. I know I'm asking a lot, but I know what I want and don't want to settle....I'm sure you don't want to either. Please be local. I always laugh when I get messages from men who aren't local to me...I love the NYC guys that say they can't find a woman...huh? Shut off the PC and go outside! Betcha you'll find one!Remember...first impressions count even in *** you send me a message and all it says is "hey.." then you will get one back saying "bye." Don't send me an ***'re claiming to want a relationship but are only after casual sex. I love sex...I love LOTS of sex with the RIGHT guy...not ANY guy. Just because I'm big doesn't mean I'm easy and/or desperate. I don't care how much you brag about what you can offer or do to me..if we're seeing each other than hey...go for it....I love that kinda stuff...but don't tell me in the first *** "the best." If your profile says you're looking for a relationship and within the first 2 minutes of conversation you're asking me what size my breasts are or if I was bad this past weekend then you will get a goodbye.I am surprised by the number of men my age that list the length of their longest relationship is less than a year...wtf is up with that? lol Single fathers are welcome. I have a child who's needs come first so I understand that yours will (and should) too. Since I'm always spending endless hours fending off paparazzi and insane fans trying to steal a little piece of my soul...and goofing off on *** ice-breaker is always nice...a quick meet to see if there is chemistry and potential. If there is a mutual interest we can go from there..if not, then no harm done.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Betsy

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I am awesome and you should message me. If you are normal. I'm just a nice girl, looking for a nice guy.- If you do not have any pictures up you are not the guy for me. I would never date a bodyless cartoon character head.- If you have dancing banana emoticons all over your profile you are not the guy for me.- If you have misplaced your sense of humor or your sarcasm meter is broken we probably won't get along.- If you are a serial online dater and/or are not truly available you are not the guy for me. As entertaining as it can be sometimes, I truly am seeking more than a pen pal or an imaginary text boyfriend. My goal is to not be a troll and get off the www and out into the real world with someone of some substance.- I recently changed my body type on here from average to a few extra pounds. Yeah, I know. It is what it is. Unlike some folks I prefer not to start off as a big fat liar lips should I actually go out on a limb and meet one of you potential serial killers in person. No. Am I in peak fighting condition? No, not at this time. Do I look exactly like my pics? Yes. Even the bikini one? Yes. However, I think by me putting average some of you guys are expecting a human pencil. Never been a stick figure, have always had curves, lovely curves at that, however in fairness I am here to admit on the www that said curves are a little more curvy of late and need attention. It's true. My lame excuse is my 80hr work week schedule of the past year has had me camped at my desk and living on take out food and it caught up with me. It happens. The beautiful thing is that the effects of workaholism are reversible. Anyhoo, just want to make you judgemental judy's aware is all, as photo and profile deceit is never fun, am I right? Now I'm off to go eat some more kale...yay me. What I would not do: ask you for a loan, discuss my ring size, bring along a scrapbook of what our babies would look like, talk about my unicorn collection, etc.

  • Gracie

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    I have 3 beautiful daughters and they are my number one priority. I also have very limited free time so that would have to be understood. I'm not your ex and though I'm happy to listen to you, I'm not going to pay for the mistakes of other women and I won't ask you to pay for the mistakes of the men I've dated in the past. The past is the past. I'd rather learn from it and move on than dwell in it. I love people who have positive attitudes, who don't dwell on the negative and who like people. By the way, just because I'm friendly, doesn't mean that I want to be intimate with you. It just means you have a chance to make a friend. :) Also, confidence is attractive, but arrogance isn't. A truly confident person doesn't have to feel like they're better than anyone else. They're simply happy in their own skin. If this sounds interesting, let's talk, laugh & become friends. If something special comes of it, then great. If we end up being friends, that's great too. I will warn you though, I won't chase anyone. I'll respect you as much as you'll respect me.Your photo does not tell me who you are and it doesn't determine whether I would want to get to know you or not. I am more attracted to those who have a sense of humor, can carry on an intelligent conversation and are willing to work for a living. This is not a judgment. This is simply being attracted to people who I have more in common with. I have high respect for people who have morals, family values and believe that hard work pays off. As unfortunate as this is I have to include it: If you don't have a job or a vehicle, please don't waste my time or yours....I am not looking for another dependent. As stated above, I already have 3.

  • Aleesha

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I'm recently divorced and have three children, only one still lives with me. I enjoy cooking out, going for walks, listening to music. Simple things mean the most. My favorite quote is "there are more important things in life than things" I'm looking for someone honest, aren't we all. Lol I believe the best way to start any relationship is by becoming friends first. I'm not here for a "hook up". Just depends, I enjoy going out,but just as happy staying in. Maybe coffee or a drink somewhere.

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