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Maxie, 40
United States, Michigan, Sandusky

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I stay in the house a lot. I like to watch TV and play on my computer. I am a introvert who likes my space. I have an autistic 10 year old son and a bossy pre pubescent 7 year old daughter. I live in a small 2 bedroom apartment with 5 cats and the kids in a very small town. I have a massive vintage collection. Vintage everything, clothes, furniture, housewares, decor, everything. I'm a bit weird but a lot smart. You have to be smart too. I do not like being told what to do. I am a very independent self sufficient woman. I have very strong liberal views. I don't date conservatives. I've tried, it doesn't work. I am also very non religious. I am atheist and anti-theist. Debunking religion is an internet hobby of mine. I am very much into the anti-capitalist, anti-government, anti-worldpower movements like occupy, wikileaks and anonymous. I do not like being told what to do. I won't tell you what to do either. It's about being chilled and relaxed. I have great kegel muscles. I smoke cigarettes take cannabis and am addicted to caffeine. I do not drink alcohol at all. I have a licence but no car atm. I do not like country music. Johnny Cash is the exception. I love all other music, all era's. My favourite era's ***'s and 90's but I like them all. Most genres. ****************FRIENDLY*****************I am hippy dippy. I love nature,dirty bare feet, science and all that jazz. I really like musicals. I like to grow things. I am a tree hugger and a creature lover. I sell homemade jewelry, vintage dresses and other various vintage items on the internet. I work from home. *******************Friendly*************.My goals and ambitions are to explore making more money in the vintage business. Ultimately before I die I would like to live in a cabin in the woods with nothing around me but peace....and some rocking chairs and cats and gardens and my kids and woodlands and the internet. I want someone who is aware of the world and daily events. I want someone to have adult conversations with. I want someone who is smart/intelligent/average-high IQ. Someone who isn't clingy. Someone who doesn't have to touch me all the freaking time. Someone who enjoys his own privacy and his own space. Someone who is mature. I am almost 40. You should probably be a bit older. Someone with life experience. Someone who isn't racist, homophobic, or right winged. Someone who is chilled out, relaxed and comfortable, Someone who is not likely to gossip. Preferably someone who doesn't drink. I don't care if you smoke. I'd prefer if you took cannabis but it is not required. Any disapproval or criticism of my using will not be tolerated. You should probably like the internet. Don't make me watch sports and I won't make you watch glee. You should probably work. If you don't then you need to be self sufficient. Men who travel a lot for work are welcome. I won't nag you about never being home. Never. I am looking for a companion, partner and friend who I can bang once in a while. Is that you? Go for a drive. You drive. Get coffee and water. Park at a beach or in the trees or wherever. Smoke. Explore one another. (I mean our minds you perv haha)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    No

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