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PresleyOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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MikaOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Writing a new chapter.... I love to love. I want to enjoy lifes pleasures. I want to discover all the.things I didn't know I liked. I'm graduating June ***, and am excited about making positive changes in my life. Hopefully you are too! smiles, laughter, honesty..... Need I say more?
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ShellaOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Humor and good conversation are important to me. I tend to joke and use sarcasm to lighten the mood without being disrespectful and would like to find someone who has a similar talent. Furthermore, intelligent/stimulating conversation are vital!I believe that when you say you care about someone, your actions should not contradict your words. By taking the time to get to know what a person likes/dislikes and then putting forth the effort to reflect that knowledge in your actions is the ultimate display of affection (although being a good kisser is never a bad thing). I think that a couple can be silly and playfully enjoying each other while not forgetting their responsibilities.I try to see the best in every situation and not get downtrodden by negativity as it doesn't change the situation, it only makes it harder to bear. Life is too short for drama and strife so I tend to redirect from both when possible. (That's not to say that I won't/don't express myself.)I want to be your priority but not your entire world. A couple can only be best together when they spend some time apart. If you're jealous or insecure, then you're not for me. My perfect match will also *** the correct usages of you're/your, to/too and their/there/they're and cringe right along with me when we see them misused. ;)Healthy living is crucial to enjoying life, in my opinion. In my profession, I see far too many folks suffering and struggling with ailments that could be so easily remedied by a few simple lifestyle changes- your body gives you back what you put into it.