SIMILAR PEOPLE
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PresleyOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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ChristelleOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I am a single mother of a beautiful 4 year old! I'm looking for a man that loves the outdoors and is adventurous. A family man is preferred but not essential. You are fun loving and eager to live life. I would like a man that knows how to have fun but has priorities. A sense of humer is a big plus. I love to laugh! What ever sounds good after we get to know each other.
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CecilaOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I am a pretty laid back individual. I have a sarcastic sense of humor and a pretty bad gutter mind. I am up for trying just about anything once.Family and friends are the most important things to me. I am the kind of girl that wears her heart on her sleeve. I like all different kinds of music, enjoy movies, hanging at te beach, trying to play pool, hanging with friends, playing video games, really just about anything!I am really an open book if they is anything you want to know, just ask.I am not looking for a random hook up. I am looking to meet new people and eventually find someone I could potentially have a future with. Obviously, we should be friends and get to know each other first.