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PresleyOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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MarquettaOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I am very outgoing, adventurious, and spur of the moment girl, my friends may say a little spontaneous and have a strong personality LOL but either way I love to laugh and have fun. I enjoy hanging out with friends, dancing , and I Love music. I am more of s summer girl so I don't do many winter activities .Although I have enjoyed the winter activities and have also recently tried snowboarding :) I love camping and "I mean the whole tenting it" and planning getaways with friends. I like working in my yard and on my house and am pretty good at doing the repairs myself when needed. LOLI have been, what I say "dating my career" (by choice) and raising my son so never put much time or effort into dating. So here I am. I am a very independent woman but far from high maintanace. I am not into playing games and I am not on this site for that. I am wanting to meet new people who love to adventure out and live life. In other words "Go on a Date" :) I wont lie, I love a great smile and personality and always love when somebody can make me laugh. And can also be on the silly side of things. That is a plus :) If I sound like somebody you would like to at least say hi to and get to know just hit me up. Coffee, drinks, dancing, dinner, etc.. Or just a simple meet up to start
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MarlanaOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I'm pretty easy going and fun. I like to find the humor in things and keep things light. Life's too short to be so darn serious!I'm fun, witty, goofy, sarcastic, serious, analytical, independent, determined, athletic, competitive, fair, honest and professional all in one cute little package : ) I'm a "low maintenance chick.” I enjoy deep conversations, as well as light-hearted chats.I like sports. I'd rather play than watch, but I do enjoy going to baseball games, football games, hockey, etc. I'm an avid Yankees fan :) Red flops fans need not apply :-PI love to ride my motorcycle and horses, hike, golf, fish, and just about anything outdoors. I like to snowboard and I'm looking forward to snowshoeing for the first time this winter. I like to just flop out and watch a good movie sometimes.I'll eat just about anything from pizza to sushi and everything in between. I'm not too picky. If I haven't tried it, I probably will. YOU will be fun and hopefully a little spontaneous… we’ll come up with some fun and even crazy ideas and just go with it…no questions asked! You’re pretty easy going, level-headed, calm and respectful but still have a little “edge” or intensity about you that gives me butterflies.Worst case, it's always great to meet new friends to hang out and do fun stuff with. If you're a little spontaneous like me, I'm sure we can figure something out =)