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Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Carl

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    PLEASE READ THIS B4 CONTACTING ME...THANK YOU!!! :)Im hoping to find something serious and that will last...if we meet & make for better friends...I'd be happy w/ that. U can never have too many good friends. :) Although I am looking for something serious...Im NOT looking to rush into a relationship...I know what I want and more importantly, what I need to be happy in a relationship and will wait till I find the right man for me and I for him....but in saying that...I REALLY DO HOPE TO FIND HIM!!!! :)Im looking for someone who is open, honest, and real! Isnt afraid to share their feelings and thoughts with me...(good communication is key!), He wont tell me what he thinks I might want to hear, cuz I hate that, but will be 100% truthful while be respectful of course...Cause, even if, what u tell me is hard to hear...Ill respect ur openness and honesty and will appreciate that!!! I also like someone who is fun and outgoing, but also likes to relax at home cuddle and watch movies...have alone time. Is very affectionate, doesnt mind PDA, Very sexual, but very loyal and faithful!!!Id want someone who is sweet, knows how to treat a woman, can make me laugh, and will be there for the good and the bad times, as a team. Someone that I can grow w/ and vice versa and will be my best friend too. Obviously I know what I want in a man, but I realize no one is perfect and relationships take work, but at the same time, should be easy too...if we both do our part..I know it will work! Cant wait to meet u! It would make life all that much better!!! :)As for my personality....Im outgoing, sweet, but can stand up for myself and wont be disrespected, laughter is important to me, I can be a dork, lol I tend to be curious often, Im pretty open minded...I try very hard to be patient and understanding of others, but hate it when ppl take advantage of that! I like to treat others the way I want to be treated. I can be loud *** times, but know when to be quiet, I am a kid *** heart, but know when to be an adult, I like to talk a lot, but Im also a good listener and a great friend! I try very hard to be and stay positive. Its not always easy, but its important...Although I will admit I dont like my body...I am working on it though and its getting better. It would be nice to have a work out partner or at least someone who is encouraging and supportive. :)I do not want to have anymore children...I am blessed to have my daughter and want to help raise her and spend the rest of my yrs w/ the man I love! :)One of my biggest pet peeves are ppl who say they will do something, but dont! Actions speak louder then words!...Just say'n. ;)If you like what u have read and are truley interested in getting to "know me", then please write me...cause if u dont try, you'll never know, Right?! Well...thank u for taking the time to read all of this!!! :)*** PLEASE HAVE A CURRENT PICS!!! Good luck to us all! ;)*** Lets figure it out together. :)***WARNING: Any *** individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies, projects, advertising, sales, or any other reason-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. *** It is recommended that other members post a similar notice.

  • Julie

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Thought I'd give this site a try, was recommended to me by my cousin. I'm looking to meet some new people that have the same interests as me. I am quite active, I like to keep busy by either doing some swimming, working out, going for long bike rides or walks. I don't mind sitting home and watching some good television either. I am self employed, so it gets kind of lonely at times working by myself for most of the day. I enjoy being able to go see how people live in other parts of the world, getting friendly with the locals is always a bonus. I like going to sporting events and catching a good concert, which most of the time, means traveling to larger cities. Basically, I'm looking for someone to spend time with, whom enjoys the same things in life that I do. We don't have to like ALL the same things, a few, is a good place to start. Not even sure if I have an ideal first date.....since I like to eat and have some****ails, that would be the place to start for me.

  • Eirene

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    My friends describe me as easy going, having an awesome personality, fabulous sense of humor (sarcastic too), beautiful, loyal, wonderful sense of style (what they mean is I’m a fashionista), and a great communicator.I am a creative person and enjoy crafts. I am involved in event planning committees. I enjoy gardening, pruning my roses and yes I still have all my fingers attached. I enjoy getting pampered and spending time at the spa….beauty requires work, and I’m willing to sacrifice my time at the spa for it.I am a kid at heart and love spending time at Disneyland. I would enjoy it even more with the right person. Every year I find myself traveling across the world, whether it’ Believe it or not, each time I find a Disneyland, I go. I have many more places that I want stamped in my passport. I would love a special someone to share in my traveling adventures.I would describe myself as somewhat musically inclined. I enjoy everything from 80’s music, soft rock, oldies, coffee house, dance, R&B, and my favorite is my voice in the shower. On our first date, let's meet for coffee and see where our conversations takes us. Not a coffee drinker? Let's grab a glass of wine at a cool bar.

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