SIMILAR PEOPLE
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PresleyOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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KarrenOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Hello. I am TIRED of liars,cheaters and game players. I'm looking for someone to add to my happiness in life not to drag me down. I am who I am and I have worked very hard to get where I am. I have two amazing kids that bring me a lot of love and joy. I would love to find someone to share our love and have some fun in life. I work hard and love to play harder. Spending time with my kids, family, friends and someone I care about is the most rewarding things in life. Taking pictures of everyone is one of my favorite things to do. I love having pictures to capture the moment and to look back on later. Going out to do things is fun but I also don't mind staying home either. Day trips or longer vacations are enjoyed by the kids and I. The little things in life are very rewarding for our family. You have to love kids if you interested in me ;) You have to have motivation and desire in life. You cant be lazy all the time. You must have a job, no criminal records please, a vehicle, dont live at your parents, love kids, and know how to have fun. Sorry those are some requirements. I smile often and laugh a lot so if you are game....contact me. Optional
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KortneyOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I'm 40 & loving life. I live in a quiet little country town. Been here most of my life. Love the life I'm living. I'm not looking for someone to complete me. I don't think that's how it works. Just looking for someone to share my life with. Someone to be adventurous with me. I have two amazing daughters that I love more than life itself! However, they're almost grown and we don't enjoy a lot of the same activities so a lot of the time I have to be adventurous alone. Looking to change that........Maybe you can help with that?