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Shella, 38
United States, Michigan, Portage

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About Me

Humor and good conversation are important to me. I tend to joke and use sarcasm to lighten the mood without being disrespectful and would like to find someone who has a similar talent. Furthermore, intelligent/stimulating conversation are vital!I believe that when you say you care about someone, your actions should not contradict your words. By taking the time to get to know what a person likes/dislikes and then putting forth the effort to reflect that knowledge in your actions is the ultimate display of affection (although being a good kisser is never a bad thing). I think that a couple can be silly and playfully enjoying each other while not forgetting their responsibilities.I try to see the best in every situation and not get downtrodden by negativity as it doesn't change the situation, it only makes it harder to bear. Life is too short for drama and strife so I tend to redirect from both when possible. (That's not to say that I won't/don't express myself.)I want to be your priority but not your entire world. A couple can only be best together when they spend some time apart. If you're jealous or insecure, then you're not for me. My perfect match will also *** the correct usages of you're/your, to/too and their/there/they're and cringe right along with me when we see them misused. ;)Healthy living is crucial to enjoying life, in my opinion. In my profession, I see far too many folks suffering and struggling with ailments that could be so easily remedied by a few simple lifestyle changes- your body gives you back what you put into it.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Electro Punk Action Western Poker
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