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EuraOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Before I even introduce myself, I feel like I am obligated to disclose that I am appearing to you now, only because if I haven't offended you once, I am here to do it twice! My friends like to describe me as "out of hand." Which basically means I am extending you a FIRM warning to understand that I do and say things so extreme you might be very worried! If not, then good! Read on!Here is my story, or rather, my record:Elementary school: Suspended. Shanking. Not knives. I pulled some kid's pants down during tetherball. Whatever! 3 days off!Middle school: Suspended on the last day of school for dress code. I wanted to wear short shorts, and they tried to make me put on pants from the "lost and found." I told them to **** themselves. I missed my Algebra final and had to retake the class in HS because of my automatic zero.High school: Ditching classes, suspended. Refusing to give up my cell that rang in class, suspended. Smoking on campus, suspended AND banned from prom! I wore a slutty dress and got wasted elsewhere!College: Graduated, but never attended...well rarely, to take the exams! No incidents! I also got paid to let medical students "examine" me. I should have asked them to palpate my liver! This was a real job.OK Cupid: Banned. What do you have to do to get banned from OKC, you ask!?.....I might have told a few people to fornicate with themselves....and *** responding to people that were wasting my time, I may have forwarded a video of that goat that screams like a human to over ***people! I am a victim of not reading the terms of service! If you spam me with a sh*tmessage, why should I not spam you with a YouTube video of a goat? It's just a persecution of those who are badass indicted by those who suck at life so very enthusiastically!So by very loose definition, I'm a bit of a rebel. If you consider yourself to be adventurous, then we could have a great time! And if not, then you can't say you were not warned! ;)Do you like talking shit? Do you have a verbose vocabulary? Can you accept these traits bilaterally, but tolerate a lot of crude language and profanity?I hope you can understand I have a harsh sense of humor, please do not bother if you can't handle a teasing assessment of yourself or others!My favorite quote:"Work hard, but play harder, that ways the "playing" portion of the equation is a significantly larger amount by default!"The best things about getting kicked off OKC are:I feel validated as a badass that has so much more fun than the standard population (the mean) you would probably need three standard deviations to include me in that distribution!I'm a complete narciciscist! I got to spend part of a whole evening writing about myself AGAIN!I may not ACTUALLY have been kicked off OKC. I could be the victim of a statistically rare, random act of hacking. Or I could have gotten drunk and deleted my old profile. This is all of course, wild speculation! I'm comfortable calling it a mystery. Hopefully getting wasted honestly...The most private thing I’
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LallaOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I am a very driven person, I work very hard to take care of myself and my son! I am very career oriented and am hoping to find someone similar or who at least understands this about me. I work hard to play hard! I love being outdoors and doing anything that involves mother nature. I am laid back and not a fan of expectations, I love to relax and take things as they come! Nothing makes the world seem more peaceful than the feelig of a paintbrush touching canvas. I love to sing and am obsessed with reading as well! I have been working on my book for a little over 6 years now, and although it is nowhere near finished, it has grown with me over the years and I love how it keeps developing more and more into a creation I could have never imagined. Yes I am one who likes to dabble in a bit of everything, what can I say... I only have this one life and I want to discover every possible venue of joy the world has to offer! In my eyes a first date should be the most magical encounter! I think it should be spent getting to know someone and not just over dinner! I love trying new things, sure dinner and a movie are fun, but this is the time that you are learning the person... I would rather them surprise me with sonething they love! For example, if you like fishing, let's go fishing, if you like riding dirt bikes, take me out to watch you ride... Or.... If you think you like me, find out what I like and take me out to do that! Creativity is key!!
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ErynOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I am a Hair Stylist and I love what I do. There is no part of it that is repetitive. I'm a fun, outgoing person. I love to laugh and live life to the fullest, although there is a time and place for everything. You can always find me with a smile. I like music and love to sing. I strongly believe that you're the happiest in life if you can laugh. I'm a very genuine and considerate person. I consider myself a very compassionate, loving, and caring individual. I believe the foundation to any relationship is conversation. I would love to find someone that can hold a conversation and is, or plans on doing something with their life. You never know who you are going to influence in your life, so why not be a good one? Influence should be more than just outer appearance or things of this world. Inner beauty is far more important. Finding your best friend, the person you're going to be with and laugh with and love for eternity is important, and I would hope it is important to you as well. I am very driven. If I want something, I go for it. I always want to better myself, and hopefully find someone who wants the same out of life. Being open and honest goes far. What do I have to lose? I like to try new things, you never know what you may come across. I'm very social, and love going out with my friends. Don't get me wrong, time at home can always be good. My family is the most important thing in my life, and my friends a close second. Anything else you'd like to know? Ask! I'm pretty open. As long as good company and good conversation are involved. Let's chat, laugh, and get to know each other!