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EuraOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Before I even introduce myself, I feel like I am obligated to disclose that I am appearing to you now, only because if I haven't offended you once, I am here to do it twice! My friends like to describe me as "out of hand." Which basically means I am extending you a FIRM warning to understand that I do and say things so extreme you might be very worried! If not, then good! Read on!Here is my story, or rather, my record:Elementary school: Suspended. Shanking. Not knives. I pulled some kid's pants down during tetherball. Whatever! 3 days off!Middle school: Suspended on the last day of school for dress code. I wanted to wear short shorts, and they tried to make me put on pants from the "lost and found." I told them to **** themselves. I missed my Algebra final and had to retake the class in HS because of my automatic zero.High school: Ditching classes, suspended. Refusing to give up my cell that rang in class, suspended. Smoking on campus, suspended AND banned from prom! I wore a slutty dress and got wasted elsewhere!College: Graduated, but never attended...well rarely, to take the exams! No incidents! I also got paid to let medical students "examine" me. I should have asked them to palpate my liver! This was a real job.OK Cupid: Banned. What do you have to do to get banned from OKC, you ask!?.....I might have told a few people to fornicate with themselves....and *** responding to people that were wasting my time, I may have forwarded a video of that goat that screams like a human to over ***people! I am a victim of not reading the terms of service! If you spam me with a sh*tmessage, why should I not spam you with a YouTube video of a goat? It's just a persecution of those who are badass indicted by those who suck at life so very enthusiastically!So by very loose definition, I'm a bit of a rebel. If you consider yourself to be adventurous, then we could have a great time! And if not, then you can't say you were not warned! ;)Do you like talking shit? Do you have a verbose vocabulary? Can you accept these traits bilaterally, but tolerate a lot of crude language and profanity?I hope you can understand I have a harsh sense of humor, please do not bother if you can't handle a teasing assessment of yourself or others!My favorite quote:"Work hard, but play harder, that ways the "playing" portion of the equation is a significantly larger amount by default!"The best things about getting kicked off OKC are:I feel validated as a badass that has so much more fun than the standard population (the mean) you would probably need three standard deviations to include me in that distribution!I'm a complete narciciscist! I got to spend part of a whole evening writing about myself AGAIN!I may not ACTUALLY have been kicked off OKC. I could be the victim of a statistically rare, random act of hacking. Or I could have gotten drunk and deleted my old profile. This is all of course, wild speculation! I'm comfortable calling it a mystery. Hopefully getting wasted honestly...The most private thing I’
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BonnieOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Looking to meet someone different then the guys I've been meeting...A little bit about me: I'm a pretty genuine person. I'm honest, and I get along with pretty much anyone. I love to laugh and smile and be around people. I'm into all sorts of sports volleyball, soccer, hockey, football; the 2 latter I'd rather watch then play. I do yoga, go walking everyday, and workout a bit during the week just to stay active. I'm what everyone considers an extrovert so I'm the type of person to go out and meet people or something like that but I also really enjoy reading, writing, watching movies, and playing wii, and I can often be found drawing, painting, or sculpting. I try to keep myself busy when I can and every two years I participate in community musical theater (This past year [***] I was in the musical Annie). I'm close to my family and there's a lot of us and we do stuff together all the time. Having close friends and family are important to me, as well as my faith. I don't have any exes or emotional baggage to contend with, the only children in my life are my neices and Nephews whom I love to death, and I don't play games......Movie: Pitch Perfect, Lord of the Rings, Fast and the Furious series, Italian Job, Pride and Prejudice (really anything by Jane Austen), the Mummy, and a LOT more. lolFood: Chinese, and Italian, and Home cooked food by my mom and gramma. lol.Thats all I've got for you right now. If you want to know more you'll have to msg me...Looking forward to hearing from you! Something fun to help us get to know each other and be comfortable at the same time. I'm up for almost anything.
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MayolaOnline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Do people really read these!!!Anyways, I'm 29 years old, I work a lot, have 4 tattoos and since my amazing mother passed away in January, I have bought my first home. I get along with everyone, fun to be around, great personality and like to have a good time, good listener etc. Enjoy cuddling. Enjoy meeting new people and trying new things other than food lol Family and friends mean everything to me, they always come first.I'm looking to get to know someone and to see where it goes. Someone with a good head on their shoulders and knows what they want, who has a job and vehicle. I am so sick of guys who lie and play games. I'm so not interested if your one of them. A guy that's funny, down to earth, good personality, sweet etc. Not looking for a one night stand.!!!!!!!! Grew out of the bar scene!! Also, I dont normally send the first message, I'm chicken hehe Something fun, where we can have a conversation without too many pauses.. If we can't keep a conversation going then we wont be able to keep anything going...