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EuraOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Before I even introduce myself, I feel like I am obligated to disclose that I am appearing to you now, only because if I haven't offended you once, I am here to do it twice! My friends like to describe me as "out of hand." Which basically means I am extending you a FIRM warning to understand that I do and say things so extreme you might be very worried! If not, then good! Read on!Here is my story, or rather, my record:Elementary school: Suspended. Shanking. Not knives. I pulled some kid's pants down during tetherball. Whatever! 3 days off!Middle school: Suspended on the last day of school for dress code. I wanted to wear short shorts, and they tried to make me put on pants from the "lost and found." I told them to **** themselves. I missed my Algebra final and had to retake the class in HS because of my automatic zero.High school: Ditching classes, suspended. Refusing to give up my cell that rang in class, suspended. Smoking on campus, suspended AND banned from prom! I wore a slutty dress and got wasted elsewhere!College: Graduated, but never attended...well rarely, to take the exams! No incidents! I also got paid to let medical students "examine" me. I should have asked them to palpate my liver! This was a real job.OK Cupid: Banned. What do you have to do to get banned from OKC, you ask!?.....I might have told a few people to fornicate with themselves....and *** responding to people that were wasting my time, I may have forwarded a video of that goat that screams like a human to over ***people! I am a victim of not reading the terms of service! If you spam me with a sh*tmessage, why should I not spam you with a YouTube video of a goat? It's just a persecution of those who are badass indicted by those who suck at life so very enthusiastically!So by very loose definition, I'm a bit of a rebel. If you consider yourself to be adventurous, then we could have a great time! And if not, then you can't say you were not warned! ;)Do you like talking shit? Do you have a verbose vocabulary? Can you accept these traits bilaterally, but tolerate a lot of crude language and profanity?I hope you can understand I have a harsh sense of humor, please do not bother if you can't handle a teasing assessment of yourself or others!My favorite quote:"Work hard, but play harder, that ways the "playing" portion of the equation is a significantly larger amount by default!"The best things about getting kicked off OKC are:I feel validated as a badass that has so much more fun than the standard population (the mean) you would probably need three standard deviations to include me in that distribution!I'm a complete narciciscist! I got to spend part of a whole evening writing about myself AGAIN!I may not ACTUALLY have been kicked off OKC. I could be the victim of a statistically rare, random act of hacking. Or I could have gotten drunk and deleted my old profile. This is all of course, wild speculation! I'm comfortable calling it a mystery. Hopefully getting wasted honestly...The most private thing I’
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MeadOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Wanna know about me get ahold of meAMAZING GIRLSOFT HEART GIRLMYSTERIOUS GIRLHOPELESS ROMANTIC GIRLI REALIZE I DID WANT HAVE RELATIONSHIP BUT I RATHER NOT BECAUSE I AM NOT READY TO DEAL WITH RELATIONSHIP'S BULLSHIT!!! MAYBE DOWN THE ROAD I WILL CONSIDER RELATIONSHIP... I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR GAME OR BULLSHIT!!!! I WANT A REAL MAN... I AM TIRED OF HAVING MY HEART BROKEN AGAIN AND AGAIN! I DON'T MIND DATE..... YES AND GO OUT HAVE GOOD TIME! BUT ATTACHMENT AND RELATIONSHIP IS LAST THING ON MY MIND RIGHT NOW... IF WE CLICK IT OFF SO MUCH MAYBE I WILL CONSIDER HAVE A RELATIONSHIP BUT IT WILL TAKE A LOT OF YOU TO FINALLY CONVICT ME TO BE IN RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU!!! :)
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RosalineOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I am looking for that one person that I want to spend the rest of my life with. I graduated from college with a degree in nursing in ***and have been working as a nurse ever since. I am currently working as a nurse in the operating room and I am loving every second of it. So now that I have achieved the goals I had for school and my career, I am now ready to spend more time looking for my true love. I have strong ties with my family and I would love it if my partner shared the same interest. My family is very important to me and I visit them often. My parents have been happily married going on 30 years now and I would love to find what they have found in each other. I am looking for a kind hearted guy that is willing to listen and talk with me at the end of a long day, somone who is a romantic at heart and doesn't shy away at public affection. I grew up around my parents who were always kissing, holding hands, etc in front of us and I would love to have someone who is willing to do the same. I want I guy who I can trust to know that he will remain faithful to me no matter what and somone that does not think that cheating is ok for any reason. I am looking for someone that is willing to settle down within the next couple years and somone who is also looking to start a family as well. As far as my personality, I am a romantic at heart. I love showing/receiving affection. I enjoy watching movies, going for walks after a long day at work. I try to exercise at least a couple times a week. I am a family person and I would do anything for them in a heart beat. I am a kind person, I am willing to listen and be a shoulder to lean on if my partner has had a bad day. I love to cuddle. I enjoy talking things through with someone rather than fighting about it. I feel that fighting accomplishes nothing, but talking usually gets you to the root of the problem. I am somone that likes things to be just as perfect as they can be, whether it be a meal that I am cooking or a project that I am working on, but no matter what it is I put my heart and soul into it. I am more on the quiet/shy side until I get to know somone and then I really open up. I am someone that tries my best not to judge anyone for any reason. I try to look beyond what is right in fromt of me and getting to know more about the person underneath. Otherwise you tend to miss out on getting to know some pretty cool people. On a first date, I could see us going out to dinner and talking the whole night while trying to get to know each other a little better. How else would you know if you are compatible or not. I would like to know things such as what their family is like, what they do for a living, hobbies, things they enjoy, etc. But I would say the most important thing is to get to know one another to see if this is someone you would like to get to know even better