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Lneumann2K
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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-36
Hi! My name is Lneumann2K. I am never married other caucasian woman with kids from Lincoln Park, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Audrina
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I love to try new things in life. You can't say you don't like something if you've never given it a chance, right? I have an amazing 6 year old son. We are constantly going on new adventures. I take him fishing, rock climbing, bowling, to museums, to amusement parks, etc. I am looking for someone that compliments us.I'm not perfect and I do not want to be. I'm naturally clumsy, I drop stuff all the time. I dont always have the right things say, I'm kinda shy until you get to know me. I'm the kind of girl that will trip walking up the steps then laugh at myself lol, but that's okay. That's just who I am. I'm a loving, caring, compassionate, perfectly unperfect kind of girl.
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Pauleen
Online
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I love carnivals, they have yummy cotton candy!! I occasionally talk about gross and obscene details at inappropriate times causing my family and friends trauma and ruining their appetite. I love animals, if I'm walking down the street, I will definitely talk to dogs I see in my animal communicating voice (yes they understand me) this is usually embarrassing to people I'm with. I will fight with you about sports teams I like, and tell you that your political views are stupid. I'm OCD about chapstick and hope to find a man who will buy me a lifetime supply of blistex. I very rarely brush my hair, it's always a hot mess looking like Ke$ha after a night of binge drinking. I can't sleep at night without my special pillow and blanket from when i was young, on special occasions I even wash them. I own a cat who is really needy and follows me around everywhere I go, she must be in the same room with me at all times...this is not sexy or cute in any way. I hate clubs or crazy parties, my idea of a fun night is a bonfire, beers, and country music... Sunday morning softball games that end up in a massive booze fest and someone ends up passed out in the front yard...basically I'm like a redneck, except I dress better, I don't live in a trailer, and I have all my teeth. I love really girly, pretty dresses and bows with my old dirty cowboy boots. I am terrified of condiments, really, all of them, and pickles, if they touch me I will vomit! I curse more than I should and I love jokes that are filthy and unladylike. I want to meet you so we can go on a date and get hammered like the folks on the tv commercials. Please send me a short resume including references I can contact to find out if you're a ***hole or not. Then I will need $ Mmmmk..yea, peaceeePS. I'd like to add due to things I've seen on here in my first day-I can't take you seriously if you own a (fake) diamond grill...please respect that I like to live my life gold tooth free...thank you! As long as it's not like a tween date setting I'm down...I like things that are laid back.