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Pauleen, 28
United States, Michigan, Lincoln Park

Offline, last seen Sat, 10 May 2025 06:14:28

About Me

I love carnivals, they have yummy cotton candy!! I occasionally talk about gross and obscene details at inappropriate times causing my family and friends trauma and ruining their appetite. I love animals, if I'm walking down the street, I will definitely talk to dogs I see in my animal communicating voice (yes they understand me) this is usually embarrassing to people I'm with. I will fight with you about sports teams I like, and tell you that your political views are stupid. I'm OCD about chapstick and hope to find a man who will buy me a lifetime supply of blistex. I very rarely brush my hair, it's always a hot mess looking like Ke$ha after a night of binge drinking. I can't sleep at night without my special pillow and blanket from when i was young, on special occasions I even wash them. I own a cat who is really needy and follows me around everywhere I go, she must be in the same room with me at all times...this is not sexy or cute in any way. I hate clubs or crazy parties, my idea of a fun night is a bonfire, beers, and country music... Sunday morning softball games that end up in a massive booze fest and someone ends up passed out in the front yard...basically I'm like a redneck, except I dress better, I don't live in a trailer, and I have all my teeth. I love really girly, pretty dresses and bows with my old dirty cowboy boots. I am terrified of condiments, really, all of them, and pickles, if they touch me I will vomit! I curse more than I should and I love jokes that are filthy and unladylike. I want to meet you so we can go on a date and get hammered like the folks on the tv commercials. Please send me a short resume including references I can contact to find out if you're a ***hole or not. Then I will need $ Mmmmk..yea, peaceeePS. I'd like to add due to things I've seen on here in my first day-I can't take you seriously if you own a (fake) diamond grill...please respect that I like to live my life gold tooth free...thank you! As long as it's not like a tween date setting I'm down...I like things that are laid back.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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