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Pauleen, 28
United States, Michigan, Lincoln Park

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About Me

I love carnivals, they have yummy cotton candy!! I occasionally talk about gross and obscene details at inappropriate times causing my family and friends trauma and ruining their appetite. I love animals, if I'm walking down the street, I will definitely talk to dogs I see in my animal communicating voice (yes they understand me) this is usually embarrassing to people I'm with. I will fight with you about sports teams I like, and tell you that your political views are stupid. I'm OCD about chapstick and hope to find a man who will buy me a lifetime supply of blistex. I very rarely brush my hair, it's always a hot mess looking like Ke$ha after a night of binge drinking. I can't sleep at night without my special pillow and blanket from when i was young, on special occasions I even wash them. I own a cat who is really needy and follows me around everywhere I go, she must be in the same room with me at all times...this is not sexy or cute in any way. I hate clubs or crazy parties, my idea of a fun night is a bonfire, beers, and country music... Sunday morning softball games that end up in a massive booze fest and someone ends up passed out in the front yard...basically I'm like a redneck, except I dress better, I don't live in a trailer, and I have all my teeth. I love really girly, pretty dresses and bows with my old dirty cowboy boots. I am terrified of condiments, really, all of them, and pickles, if they touch me I will vomit! I curse more than I should and I love jokes that are filthy and unladylike. I want to meet you so we can go on a date and get hammered like the folks on the tv commercials. Please send me a short resume including references I can contact to find out if you're a ***hole or not. Then I will need $ Mmmmk..yea, peaceeePS. I'd like to add due to things I've seen on here in my first day-I can't take you seriously if you own a (fake) diamond grill...please respect that I like to live my life gold tooth free...thank you! As long as it's not like a tween date setting I'm down...I like things that are laid back.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    Wow, this big empty box I'm supposed to use to describe myself is a little intimidating. Now I will try and impress you with how awesome I am and why you should want to date me! That last sentence was complete sarcasm and I hope you pick up on it :). I'm a very active person who enjoys trying and experiencing different things. I love anything to do with the outdoors, except long term camping. I enjoy hiking, road trips, the beach, running, picnics(super girly I know), boating, drinks at local dock bars, and exploring new places.Unfortunately I haven't had the chance to travel as much as everyone else on here seems to have done until recently and I have a lot I wanna check off my list. Maybe that's something we can do together? With that being said I am perfectly content with staying in watching the Ravens play ( kind of a must on Sundays) or making dinner and enjoying a bottle of wine. I really love to cook and try out new recipes but that's always a little more fun with someone else.What I'm looking for...someone that believes a balance between friends, family, and relationship are important. A guy who I share similar interest with. Someone who is open to new experiences. I mean you gotta try something once or twice if you think you can do it better the second time :). A person who can have fun in any environment, who is open minded about the world and the people in it, kind hearted, smart, good at compromise and let's face it there has to attraction. And a man who can engage me in some witty banter never hurts ;)So if any of this sounds like what you are looking for feel free to send me a message

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    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    Hey All! I would describe myself as a strong willed, caring, INDEPENDENT woman. I am that person you can call in the middle of the night when you need someone to listen. My family and friends are the most important things in my life. I put 110% into everything that I do, whether its work, the gym, my education, line dancing, scrapbooking, sewing or just being a good friend.I surround myself with people who are honest, caring, and respectful. I will give anyone a chance, but I'm telling you now....you do me wrong I'll never forget and it was bite you in the a**!! I may come off as someone you can walk all over because I'm sweet, but you can really give it a try and see what happens....let me know how it goes after.

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-40

    Hi! My name is Chrissy. I am separated catholic caucasian woman with kids from Lincoln Park, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

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