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Allana, 35

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About Me

I usually am pretty goofy and/or a smart ass. I just like having fun with the people I happen to be around. I'm a bit too shy to really pimp myself out at a bar so here I am. I love messing with people and called a smart ass a lot . I'm pretty good mechanically and can most of the time fix everything from a leaky faucet to computers. Really not interested in relationship games or drama. Didn't q high school to begin with to still play like that. OH & mean people suck! If you just have a**** your cool. If you ARE a****don't bother cuz homie don't play that. (Couldn't resist using that, holla).

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Widowed

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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