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Rain, 53
United States, Massachusetts, Whitinsville

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About Me

Im a strong yet sensitive, honest, fun loving, passionate, 53 year old divorced mother of 4 grown children, 8 grandkids but still too young to sit in a rocking chair and mold. I miss the simple things, having strong arms to hold me and make me feel safe. I would like to have someone to walk side by side with and face lifes challenges. I love the outdoors and to be in it. My kids and grandkids are my world. I have a very sassy side and I am an incurable smartass, I can find fun in anything. Im a great cook and love to entertain. I love to watch football. I will keep you on your toes or have you laughing until your cheeks hurt! Im not looking for the perfect man, im looking for the man thats perfect for me. I love to laugh and make people laugh. (see below) p.s. I can field dress a deer... On a first date: I will not put out. I will engage you in conversation, perhaps shock you with hilarious stories of my past. I may use "big" words, and I refuse to dummy down for anyone. I will make you laugh, assuming you have a brain and the personality to "get it". I won't order a salad, nor will I order the most expensive entree. If I am hungry, I will eat. I may call you the following day. I may not. On the second date: I may, in fact, put out. Why? Because I find few people meet/exceed my expectations enough to be granted a second date. I'm not promising I'll shave (kidding). We will discuss the ridiculous happenings in both of our worlds since the last time we spoke. I may ask you to leave following copulation. I may snuggle. I own a vagina and cannot decide at the present time how I will feel/react after sex. Yes, I just typed all of that. Now, here's where the prospect pool will thin accordingly... YOU MUST BE of the caucasian persuasion funny driven single (that means not LEGALLY married) under 60 over 45 drug/disease free (everyone knows you can tell if someone has AIDS by looking) sarcastic well-mannered, for appearances able to leave work at work. this implies employment educated (beauty school and diesel college do not count) act like a man. If I wanted a questionable fag, I'd date a girl. They smell better, anyway. I AM... Over one-night stands. Very comfortable in my skin. Unafraid. Equally unashamed. Not looking to get married, but over the **** buddy status. Able to say "no" and scream "yes". Calm, collected, logical, rational, politically incorrect, and witty TOGETHER, WE WILL walk in a parkplay trivia act like raging****-up eachother WE WILL NOT involve species in our bedroom routine. yell, argue, at like gigantic three-year--blows in times of frustration Oh, and just to make sure I don't attract the wrong type of man, here comes what some of you will be dismayed at... I have my original 32. If you don't know what I'm referring to, don't respond. If you know what I mean, take a minute to chuckle!***Put this on your***profile if you***know someone that***died of old age***looking for their***match

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

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    Melynda

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    Woman. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 50-60

    Hello! I have met lots of friends on here, but not that special guy yet! I am looking for the guy that is fishing for a "keeper" and not "sport fishing" or "catch and release" LOLI enjoy spending time with my family and many friends. My family is very close and important to me. I believe to have friends you have to be one. Age is just a number...I am young at heart, have a young outlook on life and I am very active. I have an appetite for adventure. I work with kids and they keep me young and playful! I like to have fun and laugh. Humor is healthy and a must. I am serious and dependable when I need to. I am a hard worker and not afraid to get dirty, but I also like to dress up! I am comfortable in jeans and T-shirt or dress and heels. I take care of my health and my appearance. I am an honest person and pretty straight forward...I am not into drama or playing games and expect the same from my partner. I am a strong and independent woman and do not need to be taken care of...but I do enjoy it! It is the little, thoughtful, unexpected things that make me smile and happy! I am looking for someone to share everyday life events with and explore new things together.Thanks for taking the time to read my profile. Hope you catch what you are fishing for! Coffee, Lunch, or Pizza and get to know one another

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  • Payton from Whitinsville | Woman | 54 years old | Aquarius
    Payton

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    Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 51-61

    Love getting together with both small groups of friends and large crowds of strangers. Equally, being alone with that special someone is wonderful. Overall, I'm outgoing and enjoy a wide variety of activities. I'm interested in a fun and relaxed type of strictly platonic friendship that naturally, without being in a hurry about it, possibly develops into more. . . . Smiling and being upbeat is a huge turn-on for me. I judge the success of a date by how much we laugh and connect in this way as we share our time together. My home includes my mother's ***acre farm, and my one-eyed Peagle that I adopted from the Pound.;perfect" This tells you a little about me. If anything here intrigues you, do contact me :-)

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  • Chau from Whitinsville | Woman | 51 years old | Libra
    Chau

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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 48-58

    I am basically a positive person. I enjoy eating out, riding horses, or atvs, travel, love my family and having a fun time. I am a caring, thoughtful woman with two grown kids. I am on here hoping to find someone that has the same values as I do someone who is easy to talk to and is honest, also who enjoys some of the same things as do. I am looking for a friendship, turning into a LTR with the right person also some one who is in a reasonable distance from meI like outdoors, drives to no where. Outdoor BBQ'S.Someone who just wants to spend time doing things together no matter what it is going to a park, a ride, just hanging out exploring new area's going to caves whatever. You won't become acquainted unless you give myself or anyone else on here an opportunity to introduce themselves in person and at least talk on the telephone.I am ready to meet a special person to share time with.. If this is you lets chat. I don't do well on line or texting. I am better in person I'm told.Also,Looking for a LTR with someone to enhance my life.. SO if you would like to chat and have a phone conversation that would be great looking forward to it.I would rather talk *** writing about myself. Thanks for reading my little profile I am not interested in texting or Long e-mails would chat some and have phone conversation and take it from there, you can tell a lot from a persons voice. I would prefer to meet at a public place for a meal of our choice. Then we can decide from there if we want to continue to spend any more time together.

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